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Helpimscared
Jun 16, 2014

My family pisses me off so I drunk post on SA

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a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
i want to kill myself but instead i drink

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Doesnt sound healthy OP.

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home
Drunk off wine itt

son gay. so what
Mar 13, 2011

Helpimscared posted:

My family pisses me off so I drunk post on SA

Cum drunk?

MortuusLupus
May 7, 2007

WILL THIS NEVER END?
I put a lot of Crown Royal in my Dr Pepper for a while and played video games but now seeing straight is kind of hard

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
I drank a six pack of 8% and im still stone sober so I hate all of you assholes

I am Toni Lippi
Aug 16, 2004
I was pretty drunk earlier. I passed out in my chair then drank one more beer when I woke up. Now I'm sobering up posting.

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
im not drunk yet man, it's 6 ipas. i just enjoy drinking not being drunk, OK

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Meh. Posting because it fits the thread.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
Fresh back from the bar and pissed off for no good reason. I hate alcohol

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


is it possible to ferment cum. just curious

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Hot Karl Marx posted:

Fresh back from the bar and pissed off for no good reason. I hate alcohol

Did you drink a whole bottle of hot sauce?

givepatajob
Apr 8, 2003

One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.
I drank rye manhattans and played video games. Came to the realization that games, like my life, are poo poo and killed myself.

Now I'm ghost posting like that dumb loving movie.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Drunk posting you say?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

psyopmonkey posted:

Drunk posting you say?



I thought you were being sober calorie counter?

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

VendaGoat posted:

I thought you were being sober calorie counter?

Tonight is a cheat night.

Apparently you didnt see the thread.

:colbert:

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

VendaGoat posted:

Did you drink a whole bottle of hot sauce?

no i get drunk and just wanna do coke and then things make me upset. i have a drug "problem"

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
I try not to live my life around these forums

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
and people in general make me upset

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Drunk blessing be upon you sea children...

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
I am blessed

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
excuse me, as a goon i would never dare to drunk post, im much much better than that

take me you ANIMAL
Nov 28, 2002

Congrats big boy

a bone to pick posted:

i want to kill myself but instead i drink

And I'm married so don't want to piss her off. gently caress being an environmental science major.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


psyopmonkey posted:

Drunk posting you say?



please ban psyopmonkey for racism towards the irish

Grandma Panic!
Nov 4, 2006

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

please ban psyopmonkey

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Poetic Justice posted:

excuse me, as a goon i would never dare to drunk post, im much much better than that

Ahahaha you lie like poo poo here have a beer

pile of brown
Dec 31, 2004
I'm just up at 345am posting on sa, no substance abuses here

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


pile of brown posted:

I'm just up at 345am posting on sa, no substance abuses here

So uh, what's that in your avi there...? We don't judge in this thread.

Gay Fry
Apr 27, 2014
pedophiles blah blah reddit

Helpimscared
Jun 16, 2014

psyopmonkey posted:

Drunk blessing be upon you sea children...



Where'd you get that picture of my wife?

Smellbound
Sep 26, 2000
my chatroom handle is CoolBuffTanPoster69

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
I'm drunk and high on coke watching the mayweather fight. I love drugs

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

usually i would be with you op, but i'm taking on more responsibilities and have to consider how drinking now will affect me tomorrow.

meatcookie
Jun 2, 2007
Belgian beer rocks the house

butts

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


psyopmonkey posted:

Drunk blessing be upon you sea children...



this is exactly the kind of content i paid :10bux: for

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

cash crab posted:

this is exactly the kind of content i paid :10bux: for

Im glad I could brighten your day.

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005
Man I coulda swore I posted something in this thread an hour ago

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005
Crazy

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Tonsured
Jan 14, 2005

I came across mention of a Gnostic codex called The Unreal God and the Aspects of His Nonexistent Universe, an idea which reduced me to helpless laughter. What kind of person would write about something that he knows doesn't exist, and how can something that doesn't exist have aspects?
I'm not drunk posting. I'm just angrily reminiscing how someone made fun of me for drinking wine over this glass of wine and in proximity to an empty box of wine.

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