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a 42 year old mcdonalds store manager being photographed hitting on a 17 year old subway sandwich artist during lunch break. He looks around, and wonders what the subway wallpapers mean and becomes a history major, focusing on tunnels.
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A robot learns what it is to be human, but is put down by his creators when his newly violent and irrational behavior frightens them. A girl with a big butt and jiggly boobs must be described in loving detail by the narrator or else meet a terrible fate. Dare she risk the consequences? A goose decides not to fly south for the winter. He uncovers an ancient conspiracy, but will he survive to warn his friends? A society living in a fallout shelter discovers it is actually the subject of a reality TV show. There was never a nuclear holocaust.
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May 2, 2015 09:34
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an inventor with amnesia that gets mad that someone else is always one step ahead of him
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May 2, 2015 09:34
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a guy suffers a traumatic brain injury. from that point on, he sees and hears dogs as people and people as dogs. also the same thing, only everyone is a skeleton and every skeleton is a whole person
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May 2, 2015 09:41
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Gatekeeper posted:a guy suffers a traumatic brain injury. from that point on, he sees and hears dogs as people and people as dogs. Does he see the skeletons as the person they were in life or just a random body? Does he see himself as a skeleton? Can he see parts of a skeleton as dismembered body parts?
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May 2, 2015 09:43
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Applewhite posted:Does he see the skeletons as the person they were in life or just a random body? due to magic, skeletons appear as the person they were in life yes, unless he uses one mirror to look at another mirror to look at himself, otherwise its bonetown usa population: him yes, even tiny pieces like a lil fingerbone appear as bits of finger to him
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guy finds a magical skirt that turns guys into hot girls when they put it on. this is my fetish.
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A fat bumbling idiot does some job poorly so everyone thinks they suck. Then they foil a big crime while falling down and farting.
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Man's first expedition to Mars discovers the remains of a humanoid civilization not too unlike our own. They discover that the meteor that killed the dinosaurs was actually a colony ship from the civilization as they had to abandon their planet to start new on Earth.
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May 2, 2015 11:29
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Sheng-ji Yang posted:gbs poster wakes up without fingers and can no longer post Don't you mean fingats?
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In a house full of people with peanut allergies a man hoards a stash of walnuts in the tank of his half bathroom toilet.
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Gas thread. Ban OP.
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Public lice become an endangered species. Greenpeace protest the shaving of a woman who houses the last known wild colony.
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A shaolin master travels Germany. During World War 2.
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A lonely nerd discoverers a genie inside his pony fleshlight. He and the genie must stop Simba the lion king from killing President Obama. Stan Goatman is sodomized by a radioactive shemale. He gains the power of an elastic anus, and fights crime as The Goatman.
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A serial murder-rapist is on the loose. The suspect has a glock for a cock.
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A team of black superheros fight the KKK. The movie ends with a massive interacial gangbang.
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An SA newbie goes on a journey to find his place as a goon. There is an epic fight scene between the armies of garbage dicks and users with avatars.
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May 2, 2015 19:07
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Remake of Ghostbusters. But replace men with women and every second sentence is how men are like ghosts.
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May 2, 2015 19:14
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The bad thing had done something bad. Now it was time for something to stop it.
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May 2, 2015 19:38
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Sheng-ji Yang posted:gbs poster wakes up without fingers and can no longer post 2 spooky 4 me
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Man and female meet, fall in love, fall out of love, and then discover themselves in love again, yet this time something has changed. She is a Xenomorph that had burst from his wifes' chest, and has just filled him to the brim.
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May 2, 2015 19:42
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GBS poster rides the MAX. Gets sent back in time.
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Male scientist unwittingly destroys all Yoga Pants and Spanx in the known universe, causing chubby women to riot uncontrollably. Only by summoning the ghost of his dead grandmother can he be absolved.
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Two girls. One cup.
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One girl. Two cups.
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A really bad chink war.
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happyhippy posted:One girl. Two cups. "A brilliant modern subversion of the classic Holy Grail mythos and one hell of an enjoyable read." - Neil Gaiman
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May 2, 2015 22:46
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"Room 237" style documentary, but goons explaining their opinions about dieting and the Xbox over clips of Stanley Kubrick films.
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Detective follows clues to solve his own murder in the future only to find out that the investigation was the murder
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Rampant mutilated genitals. Butcher is missing.
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A math test that is so easy it sends you back in time. There are dinosaurs.
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psyopmonkey posted:A math test that is so easy it sends you back in time. There are dinosaurs. This sounds like an 80s cartoon that would be sandwiched between Kidd Video and that one where these kids went to a carnival and got sent back in time.
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Time travelers who like coffee. Dinosaurs who like caramel.
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Kool-Aid man and someone with advanced rabies trapped in a building made of unburstable bricks.
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A poor little boy lives in misery, his mother is dead and his father drinks heavily and beats him. Things change when one day when all the charatcers in his favourite font, 'Windings' come to life!
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Man's sultry soulmate is dying. She is a pot roast.
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Two starcrossed lovers who can never consummate their love. He is a nine volt battery, she, a watch.
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Stephen Hawking plays every major character in a family christmas comedy.
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A story written through the chat log in an MMO of someone who forgot to close the chat window when they had to move their character. The story ends when they realize and actually close it. E: accidentally posted a TV show idea Coolie Ghost fucked around with this message at 00:14 on May 3, 2015 |
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