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She needs to get her project done by tomorrow, but she is out of ink. He has a printer, and a spiffy new pair of keds.
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Stuck on a packed bus. SE Portland ghettopocalypse.
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Riding a train and listening to hobos. A nightly adventure.
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What if Paul from Dune had been born a girl like the Bene Gesserit wanted?
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Applewhite posted:What if Paul from Dune had been born a girl like the Bene Gesserit wanted? Sex or something probably? I dunno. Maybe she would go on to be a great golf pro?
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May 3, 2015 04:33
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Lowtax sexes shmorky in the pooper. Poop falls on the end of his tallywacker.
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May 3, 2015 04:37
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psyopmonkey posted:Sex or something probably? Well she would have married Feyd Rautha Harkonnen, ending the Atreides/Harkonnen Feud, and her son would have been the Kwizats Haderach, but under Bene Gesserit control, thus assuring Bene Gesserit ascendancy to universal domination. Meanwhile, Leto Atreides would not be killed, but, owing to the bitterness engendered by his concubine's refusal to bear him a son, he ultimately enters into a political marriage with a lady from a different great house. Jessica saves her beloved's life only to see him drift away.
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May 3, 2015 04:40
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Applewhite posted:Well she would have married Feyd Rautha Harkonnen, ending the Atreides/Harkonnen Feud, and her son would have been the Kwizats Haderach, but under Bene Gesserit control, thus assuring Bene Gesserit ascendancy to universal domination. I tried reading that and got to Feyd. Then I stopped. Youre super nerdy and thats cool. But, im just not that into Dune stuff.
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What if Psyopmonkey were into Dune stuff? How would the conversation between her and Applewhite have gone?
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May 3, 2015 04:46
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Like a beef in the knight. A sentient hamburger is digested by a feudal lord.
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May 3, 2015 05:46
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Experimental vaccine gives child super powers and autism.
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May 3, 2015 05:57
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Man from affluent area drives to a mr. Burrito in a poor area because it's open late and has a drive thru. He contemplates why he's such a mess and why no one likes him at work. It's 11:34 pm.
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May 3, 2015 06:12
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Man dissolves klonopin a in a gin and tonic on a. Balcony in china and wonders why his life is crashing and burning
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May 3, 2015 06:13
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A civil servant struggles to come to terms with the fact that the government that they serve is becoming horribly oppressive. Elsewhere a man tries to sell his 92 honda civic on the internet.
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May 3, 2015 06:16
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Formerly disgraced police officer becomes inner city history teacher. Gets run over by Matt Damon.
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May 3, 2015 06:21
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Man is submissive and docile weakling in all things work school home friends etc. on web he tells people to kill themselves and asks people for money like a retard.
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May 3, 2015 06:24
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Neukoln19 posted:Man is submissive and docile weakling in all things work school home friends etc. on web he tells people to kill themselves and asks people for money like a retard. I never gave you the rights to my life story you son of a bitch
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May 3, 2015 07:12
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A man eats his dinner, swallowing everything nearly whole much to the disgust of his family. He dies suddenly when an undigested whole chicken bursts out of his chest.
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Do you think we could insert zombies into this story somewhere? How about ninjas?
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A well in an old rural town starts granting real wishes but the people who take advantage of it are later found dead of autoerotic asphyxiation. After an intense paranormal investigation it just turns out that there is a strong correlation between wish-makers and stranglebaters.
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May 3, 2015 08:12
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Applewhite posted:Well she would have married Feyd Rautha Harkonnen, ending the Atreides/Harkonnen Feud, and her son would have been the Kwizats Haderach, but under Bene Gesserit control, thus assuring Bene Gesserit ascendancy to universal domination. What if the Dune prequels weren't the worst books
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May 3, 2015 16:49
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Dawn of the Dead. But with kids.
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May 3, 2015 17:18
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Spy Kids 3D. But with pikeys.
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May 3, 2015 17:19
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A woman with a big butt tries on a pair of cursed underpants. They make her do terrible things.
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happyhippy posted:Dawn of the Dead. But with kids. That would probably be really awesome.
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It's the 80's and an evil guy uses future technology to make a car drive itself into a lake. Also the guy is from the future.
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May 4, 2015 10:50
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He's got too many glasses. She's got too many tables.
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May 4, 2015 11:03
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A brilliant young teen is kidnapped by a gang of underground thugs. Too bad for them he's a black belt in krav maga.
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May 4, 2015 11:56
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a man teaches his rear end in a top hat to talk
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May 4, 2015 12:06
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Tom Johnston is a normal man who is one day locked in a secure room by insurgents, with only a laptop... and all he wants is for there to be ethics in videogames journalism.
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May 4, 2015 12:11
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DICKPOCALYPSE NOW posted:Imagine four balls on the edge of a cliff. Imagine three coins in a fountain. Shinjobi posted:Woman considers trying out for the ballet. Murdered by mobsters. A woman considers joining the Mafia. Murdered by ballet dancers. VendaGoat posted:Does a bear poo poo in the woods? Finds out. Is the Pope a Catholic? Finds out. Due to some strange time warp phenomenon: - Does the Pope poo poo in the woods? Finds out. - Are bears Catholics?
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May 4, 2015 17:11
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happyhippy posted:Dawn of the Dead. But with kids. Shaun of the Dead. But with Shawn the Sheep. And kids.
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May 4, 2015 17:29
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A futuristic warrior learns the true meaning of friendship from a radical 90's kid.
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May 4, 2015 17:31
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Applewhite posted:A futuristic warrior learns the true meaning of friendship from a radical 90's kid. A radical 90s kid learns the true meaning of friendship from a futuristic (robot) warrior. With golden era Disney song and dance routines.
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May 4, 2015 17:35
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Gonzo the Eggman posted:A radical 90s kid learns the true meaning of friendship from a futuristic (robot) warrior. With golden era Disney song and dance routines. I was thinking something more live action, like StarKid.
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May 4, 2015 17:37
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Hollywood is being overrun with feral Rene Auberjonois clones after a malfunction at the clone factory. The real Rene Auberjonois and a spunky drug dealer must reign in the chaos and save the city with the combined powers of drugs and ultraviolence.
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May 4, 2015 17:43
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Deranged supercomputer destroys all but 5 people on earth. It keeps them alive solely for its own sadistic pleasure.
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May 4, 2015 17:54
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Two middle aged women find love in the most unlikely of places, an ICP concert.
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A sleeping man revisits dreams he had as a child, but he is inside the dreams as an adult, alongside his childhood self. Wakes up in an alternate timeline every morning.
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