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VendaGoat posted:While Widow watches and masturbates. that's not canon
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Nefarious posted:that's not canon Don't comic-shame
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lol if you went into a movie made from a comic book expect any sort of coherent plot, pacing, or other literary things that people with real degrees don't care about
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Business Gorillas posted:lol if you went into a movie made from a comic book expect any sort of coherent plot, pacing, or other literary things that people with real degrees don't care about we should go see it together and argue about hulks pants throughout the showing
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carrion kit posted:we should go see it together and argue about hulks pants throughout the showing In reality the transformation would cause his pants and boxers to be destroyed.
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Khanstant posted:Didn't he appear at the end of guardians? I thought this movie was literally about them fighting thanos. No poo poo right, theyre just gonna keep putting thanos at the end of movies for ever but no movie will ever have anything to do with thanos
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Avengers 2 was alright. Marvel has really lousy after credits scenes. It's funny that Thanos was in the after credits scene for Avengers 1 and 2, and the audience reactions both times was "who is this guy and why did I even stay for this scene." Same with the Howard the Duck after credits scene for Guardians. Archer666 posted:Quicksilver was done better in the X-Men movies. Should tell you all you need to know about the Avengers True. The X-Men Quicksilver stole the show despite having a ridiculous outfit. Avengers Quicksilver wasn't bad, though.
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My sister thought Thanos was Hellboy, so I just ran with it and was like, "yep, pretty cool huh?"
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I would like x-men quicksilver to be in avaginas 3 and everyone would be like "hey didnt you die?" and hed be like "nope"
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May 3, 2015 15:05
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so what is it exactly that the avengers are avenging? they seem more like defenders to me - has anyone brought this up with joss yet?
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May 3, 2015 15:06
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The next film will be one long panning shot over all the heroes in an action pose then they just setup the next film in a two minute post screen
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Mozi posted:so what is it exactly that the avengers are avenging? they seem more like defenders to me - has anyone brought this up with joss yet? Nah in the first one Ironman says something like, "We're the Avengers because if we can't defend earth we'll drat sure avenge it" but then they defend it.
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May 3, 2015 15:23
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Remember when Thor was in Cabin in the Woods and took his top off? Good times.
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May 3, 2015 15:31
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He does that again in Avengers 2. I'm not even gay but... Hemsworth 
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May 3, 2015 15:45
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When Betty would touch Banner in the Incredible Hulk he'd get aroused and start turning into the Hulk. When Black widows touches him he shrinks like frightened cock!
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May 3, 2015 16:02
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Kuato posted:Came out of 10+ years of lurking to say i would like to put my penis into scarlet witches vagina. FYI
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burritolingus posted:Avengers Quicksilver wasn't bad, though. ... oh no supporting obvious villains leads to even vorse things happening this vas unforseeable they should have had them all strung out and insane like they seemed to be in the teaser where they were in the glass cells
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ZombieParts posted:When Betty would touch Banner in the Incredible Hulk he'd get aroused and start turning into the Hulk. When Black widows touches him he shrinks like frightened cock! Marvel decided to forget the Incredible Hulk though, like that movie never happened as far as they are concerned.
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yo to the guys trashing x-men i mostly agree but days of future past is a pretty good movie.
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too bad quicksilver and wanda werent banging every moment they were on screen i need my canon to be accurate
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I've liked most of the marvel movies recently... but they've absolutely raped spiderman. I mean how can they keep calling him "spiderman" when they refuse to move the story past his teenage high school years? the last 2 movies.... electro played by jamie foxx and the lizard are his enemies? I thought that was a loving joke, why would they make electro the main enemy in a movie lol. There's going to be another reboot, and of course he's still going to be in high school, in fact some people want spiderman to be EVEN YOUNGER. the whole thing makes me sick, the deal that sony and disney worked out is retarded, they're just going to keep ruining spiderman until finally everyone on earth hates him.
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Spiderman's just going to keep getting younger and younger until he's a baby pooping web into his diaper for 2 hours and 45 minutes
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wow, this is a defining moment in my life
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Dead Gay Romans posted:lol how loving stupid do you have to be to get "super excited" about this awful garbage. this is almost exactly what I thought to myself when I saw one of them go 'super stoked to see this!' in the group chat and a bunch of them agreeing
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May 3, 2015 18:27
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Spider-Man and Fantastic Four are two comic books that I don't want to see movies of anymore. They keep bombing real hard and so its obvious you just can't make good films with those. Although the new Fantastic Four does look interesting, so maybe that one deserves a chance.
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I said come in! posted:Actually, not only do we see Thor with no shirt on, we see him all wet and bothered and swinging his long wet hair around. The fact Widow did not also do this is sexist, I demand they repair this immediately
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Moridin920 posted:this is almost exactly what I thought to myself when I saw one of them go 'super stoked to see this!' in the group chat and a bunch of them agreeing lol you sound like so much fun chill out goonbroni
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Bananaquiter posted:Quicksilver is not the self sacrificing type so this is totally what should have happened. Funniest thing: Giant indestructible robot that has an army and can shoot lasers out of his face, can't kill poo poo Said robots gets in a lovely dinky plane that the heroes owned but didn't use, wrecks their poo poo Conclusion: The Avengers should have just flown around in their plane shooting everyone. I said come in! posted:Spider-Man and Fantastic Four are two comic books that I don't want to see movies of anymore. They keep bombing real hard and so its obvious you just can't make good films with those. Although the new Fantastic Four does look interesting, so maybe that one deserves a chance. It looks like poo poo. Unironic, literal poo poo. Worse than the originals and that's saying a lot since they also sucked nuts.
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I am legitimately curious as to how they will handle villains such as Thanos and Apocalypse in these movies. At one point Thanos literally destroys the universe, how do you create a movie with a villain that powerful? I think their handling if the issues that go along with such powerful characters will be very interesting and likely very fun to watch.
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Why didn't the Falcon help with fighting the Ultrons? Everybody else did.
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People still watch comics book movies? Jesus
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Tiberius Christ posted:lol you sound like so much fun chill out goonbroni hey I didn't say anything to them I just kind of mentally rolled my eyes and thought 'why are you so excited for garbage' and then asked what time they wanted to go lotta people in the group chat that aren't necessarily my friend but are friends of a friend. like we know each other and we're on good terms but we wouldn't hang out just us you know?
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hemophilia posted:yo to the guys trashing x-men i mostly agree but days of future past is a pretty good movie. First Class was good, too, as was X2. So if you don't count the Wolverine movies, we've got two bad ones and like three good ones. Not a bad ratio. I said come in! posted:Spider-Man and Fantastic Four are two comic books that I don't want to see movies of anymore. They keep bombing real hard and so its obvious you just can't make good films with those. Although the new Fantastic Four does look interesting, so maybe that one deserves a chance. The next Spiderman will probably be alright. Hopefully they skip over the whole "bitten by radioactive spider, uncle dies" part that everyone knows and has seen, or just cover it very briefly. And hopefully they bring JJ Jameson back in and have the same guy do it. a bone to pick posted:I've liked most of the marvel movies recently... but they've absolutely raped spiderman.  boom boom boom posted:Why didn't the Falcon help with fighting the Ultrons? Everybody else did. Yeah, I wondered about this, especially since he appears in the beginning and at the end, and they had Warmachine in there. Maybe they cut him for time or something, or just forgot.
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these marvel movies are wearing thin, with me
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new avengers are black guy with a wingsuit he stole, black guy with an old iron man suit he stole, girl with magic powers, and ultra powerful android made of the strongest material on earth designed as the successor of the machine which was the successor of tony starks most advanced suit designs imbued with a gem containing the power of an entire universe this is slightly lopsided
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gary oldmans diary posted:new avengers are The android is white too.
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gary oldmans diary posted:new avengers are Old team was girl who can do flips and kicks, guy who is good with a bow, guy who is slightly stronger than your average dude, guy in a robot suit, Hulk, and a god.
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gary oldmans diary posted:this is slightly lopsided Oh and don't forget black widow
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you put thor further to the end than banner/hulk as if hes a real godVendaGoat posted:Oh and don't forget black widow
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