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Just think, if Hulk did decide to go on a love rampage there would be no way to stop him.
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VendaGoat posted:Ultron was a cool villain. what? how? lol - he was a stupid bitch that didn't do anything, he lost 30 minutes before the movie was even over. no tension, not scary, none of the good guys even got beat up, the lovely add on character died when everyone thought it was going to be iron man or thor.
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May 4, 2015 06:24
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burritolingus posted:Nah comic book movies are a fun time usually. for retards yeah, so goons lap it up
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May 4, 2015 06:25
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Monstrous Dooklord posted:what? how? lol - he was a stupid bitch that didn't do anything, he lost 30 minutes before the movie was even over. no tension, not scary, none of the good guys even got beat up, the lovely add on character died when everyone thought it was going to be iron man or thor. Monstrous Dooklord posted:for retards yeah, so goons lap it up
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May 4, 2015 06:26
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Monstrous Dooklord posted:for retards yeah, so goons lap it up They are literal children's movies written at such a level as to appeal to the uneducated masses in Asia and the Middle East for maximum box office take.
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May 4, 2015 06:32
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MrChupon posted:the uneducated masses in Asia and the Middle East how are those masses different than ours
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It's a Josh Whedon as gently caress movie but that's okay because it probably made it better than if it was just an action movie without charm.
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May 4, 2015 06:33
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Seriously Superman and The Incredible Hulk are boyhood fantasies -- this whole genre would be like making a suspense thriller starring Mickey Mouse and expecting people to take it seriously.
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May 4, 2015 06:33
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gnarlyhotep posted:how are those masses different than ours They are more massive (in numbers; not cheeto, mountain dew and Chipotle induced weight)
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MrChupon posted:They are more massive (in numbers; not cheeto, mountain dew and Chipotle induced weight) Except for the Kuwaiti ones, they have even the venerable American goon beat 
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May 4, 2015 06:35
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Monstrous Dooklord posted:for retards yeah, so goons lap it up They're kid movies. Have fun with them. Or don't.
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May 4, 2015 06:36
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burritolingus posted:They're kid movies. Have fun with them. Or don't. I agree, but some people take them seriously which is stupid.
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But if you can't enjoy a fun thing because it's childish maybe you're kind of an rear end.gnarlyhotep posted:I agree, but some people take them seriously which is stupid. Absolutely, and it's even worse when these movies try to take themselves seriously.
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Monstrous Dooklord posted:for retards yeah, so goons lap it up
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May 4, 2015 06:39
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burritolingus posted:But if you can't enjoy a fun thing because it's childish maybe you're kind of an rear end. I don't like them because they are crap. I may well be an rear end but that is beside the point.
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May 4, 2015 06:40
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burritolingus posted:They're kid movies. Have fun with them. Or don't. You're the loving moron bringing your lovely kids to these aren't you??
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May 4, 2015 06:43
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quakster posted:statistically speaking, superheroes are a normal kid/nerd thing and being really angry about them is the goony thing, hth glad you outed yourself as such a loving goon then, lol edit: hth
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gnarlyhotep posted:I don't like them because they are crap. I may well be an rear end but that is beside the point.
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May 4, 2015 06:43
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quakster posted:do you actually like anything yes, lots of things
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gnarlyhotep posted:yes, lots of things
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May 4, 2015 06:49
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Monstrous Dooklord posted:You're the loving moron bringing your lovely kids to these aren't you?? No, we only watch films that promote strong Islamic values in my household.
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May 4, 2015 06:51
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i'm so angry about a kids movie
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May 4, 2015 06:53
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The modern super hero movie is Iron Man told with more or less people and different costumes over and over. it's the same. if you like iron man 1 you can like all the marvel movies on some level because it's absolutely the same thing with a different coat of paint and drama/story is absolutely secondary to poo poo blowing up. so it's exactly like the source material except i can't stand comics and i can watch a comic book movie.
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May 4, 2015 06:53
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quakster posted:it's dark souls, isn't it. wait. idolmaster? senran kagura??? hrm portal 2, borderlands2 I do like walking my dog as well
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quakster posted:it's dark souls, isn't it. wait. idolmaster? senran kagura??? hrm What are these things? I like them, because while they are not cinematic masterpieces, there are lots of explosions and fun things and people doing fun to watch stuff and also robots blowing up and cool fights. It's awesome and super normal to like superhero movies.
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May 4, 2015 06:53
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gnarlyhotep posted:portal 2, borderlands2 Portal 2 is almost half a decade old and Borderlands 2 isn't my thing, but I got to give a man respect for enjoying time spent walking his dog.
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May 4, 2015 06:56
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mind the walrus posted:Portal 2 is almost half a decade old and Borderlands 2 isn't my thing, but I got to give a man respect for enjoying time spent walking his dog. Chell is Cave & Caroline's daughter
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May 4, 2015 07:00
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etalian posted:Can we at least agree that Guardians of the Galaxy and Winter Soldier were very good. i thought the new thor was a fun movie but apparently im wrong about that
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hemophilia posted:The modern super hero movie is Iron Man told with more or less people and different costumes over and over. it's the same. if you like iron man 1 you can like all the marvel movies on some level because it's absolutely the same thing with a different coat of paint and drama/story is absolutely secondary to poo poo blowing up. I'd rather get a bunch of Iron Man 1s than a bunch of Dark Knights. Iron Man 1 was a light film that didn't take itself too seriously and had fun with what it was doing. Robert Downey Jr. as Tony Stark was a perfect match. In other film, the unmasked scenes always drag, like you're just waiting for the guy to suit up and punch dudes. But in Iron Man 1, Tony Stark was the star and the scenes with him joking around were the best parts. It was the Tony Stark billionaire playboy show and it was glorious. They really should take Batman and make a film where Bruce Wayne is like "you know what, I'm a spoiled rich kid dressing up like a bat to punch bad guys, I can't take myself seriously so I'm gonna have fun with this" but instead all they ever do mopey poo poo with Batman.
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gnarlyhotep posted:Chell is Cave & Caroline's daughter Anthony Burch is a weenis burritolingus posted:I'd rather get a bunch of Iron Man 1s than a bunch of Dark Knights. Iron Man 1 was a light film that didn't take itself too seriously and had fun with what it was doing. Robert Downey Jr. as Tony Stark was a perfect match. In other film, the unmasked scenes always drag, like you're just waiting for the guy to suit up and punch dudes. But in Iron Man 1, Tony Stark was the star and the scenes with him joking around were the best parts. It was the Tony Stark billionaire playboy show and it was glorious. They really should take Batman and make a film where Bruce Wayne is like "you know what, I'm a spoiled rich kid dressing up like a bat to punch bad guys, I can't take myself seriously so I'm gonna have fun with this" but instead all they ever do mopey poo poo with Batman. That's because Batman & Robin single-handedly convinced a generation of whiny idiot fans--myself included 10 years ago--that doing Batman as anything other than serious was bound to be an embarrassing disaster. Weirdly enough 20 years on Batman & Robin is a camp classic while the Nolan flicks look like pretentious garbage.
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I liked the part in Iron Man where they set up that villain Stark fucks up at the beginning only to have him get hosed up by Stain later in the movie. Dude just can't catch a break.
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May 4, 2015 07:15
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mind the walrus posted:Anthony Burch is a weenis what does he have to do with Portal 2? 
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May 4, 2015 07:19
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He wrote Borderlands 2. I've got no real comment on some old fan-theory.
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mind the walrus posted:He wrote Borderlands 2. I've got no real comment on some old fan-theory. oh then gently caress off
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May 4, 2015 07:23
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i wanna like borderlands 2 but every time i play it the game sends me to frostburn canyon and i decide to hate it instead
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May 4, 2015 07:36
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Blue Raider posted:i wanna like borderlands 2 but every time i play it the game sends me to frostburn canyon and i decide to hate it instead I wanted to like Borderlands but it's a bit too high school for me. That's not a bad thing or like I'm superior to it, but nothing about it grabs me.
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if anyone wonders why modern cinema is in the state it's in just count how many posts are in any given movie (Star Wars, Jarassic Park, Avengers) thread "they're supposed to be mindless fun!!" "they're not the best but, explosions  " and my favorite "it's a kids* movie!!!"*lovely romantic sub plot injected twice *hide the zucchini jokes *nuances ab the duality of war and the fact that Tony Stark is an arms dealer *3 loving hours long of mindless brutal violence with no resolution or meaning *several on screen fatalities
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May 4, 2015 07:53
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please take your kids to watch good movies instead of a 3 hour jerk fest for stunted man children
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i'm a 40 year old obese goon with an irrational hatred of action movies and i'm here to tell you how to raise your children
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