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Jul 19, 2009
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Dead Gay Romans posted:

lol what is this loving gay rear end poo poo?

The first Avengers was incomprehensible garbage that made the last Transformers movie look like a sensible and well-polished film for intellectuals.

sure can't wait to see Avengers 2: A bunch of loving gay comic dudes gently caress each other up the rear end for 2 hours Ultron.

I'd go if it were just a bunch of hot guys reaming each other up the rear end. unfortunately, instead it's punchy mans with bad outfits and space quips.

I hate superhero movies, except Captain America for some reason.

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Jul 19, 2009
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Nation posted:

kids stuff is a lot better quality than this poo poo. dumb and gay thor doesn't even take his shirt off

kung fu panda is unironically my favourite film except for drunken master that's like equal

kung pu panda rocks

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Jul 19, 2009
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etalian posted:

Winter Soldier basically owned because it didn't have piles of CGI fight scenes or whendon quirkiness overload.

I liked the first one too because Captain America was actually fighting a villain that preceded him as opposed to getting lauded for stomping a villain he personally created.

Also he seems like a pretty stellar fellow.

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Jul 19, 2009
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for all the complaining about SJWs they haven't managed to get any gay characters into avenga or mroe than 1 woman in catsuit

so really the power is still with you and it sadden

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Jul 19, 2009
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WHERE HOMO ACTS

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Jul 19, 2009
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I like the idea of movies starring very powerful characters, because the more agency a character has, the more critical you can be of their decisions. It makes them interesting, puts them in a position where they can and will be judged by the audience, contrasted against, for example, Frodo Baggins, whose options are "run from orcs" or "die". You can't really say anything negative about Frodo, since he doesn't have any options. He's being strung along. However, somehow this has translated to "punchy mans, hurrah!" and then any criticism of their punchy man MO will come from flaccid cracked.com clickbait two years down the line.

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Jul 19, 2009
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black widow is sterile, i.e. a monster

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