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texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down
Getin that beefy and bacony and melted cheesy burg for lunch today with da cajun fries

if you eat at in n out today go to the gun store beforehand and buy a gun. After you order the burg but BEFORE the burg comes out shoot your own head in the bathroom of the restaurant. It is very important you do not eat the burg!!!!

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Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

why are you typing like a retard

GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

why are you typing like a retard

He's from Texas.

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

why are you typing like a retard

are you to poor to eat at five guys?

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
Five Guys? In-n-Out? Please.

I have a little hole-in-the-wall joint I much prefer. It's a real ethnic Hamburger place, where you have to speak Plattdüütsch for them to even look at you.

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
lol

zombieburgerdm.com

You all lose.

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
anyone here ever try mondo burger? one just opened up across the street from my restaurant and they've been absolutely spanking us customer-wise but i can't believe their burgers are really any better than ours.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Shut the gently caress up you stupid bitch.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Lotta five guys viral marketing going on in SA

Yea sure let me pay 17 dollars for an average fast food burger and 4 potatoes worth of fries, this is great. Oh also there's no drive thru

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

Smugworth posted:

Lotta five guys viral marketing going on in SA

Yea sure let me pay 17 dollars for an average fast food burger and 4 potatoes worth of fries, this is great. Oh also there's no drive thru
5 guys triggering poors all day long, eat poo poo loser

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Smugworth posted:

Lotta five guys viral marketing going on in SA

Yea sure let me pay 17 dollars for an average fast food burger and 4 potatoes worth of fries, this is great. Oh also there's no drive thru

Five Stupid Retards.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Five Dumb Fucks Who Found A Dead Rat and Stuck It Between Some Buns.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

also wtf texaholic you loving carpetbagger, eat whataburger til you loving die you phoney

like seriously are you a texaholic because you moved to austin from the bay area

ugh

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

Smugworth posted:

also wtf texaholic you loving carpetbagger, eat whataburger til you loving die you phoney

like seriously are you a texaholic because you moved to austin from the bay area

ugh

I actually prefer whataburger, carrying on dad gay's legacy ITT

Otacon
Aug 13, 2002


there used to be a five guys like 2 minutes from my house but then IT CLOSED for NO PARTICULAR REASON which usually screams health code violations, hope you like roaches in your fries

Fargin Icehole
Feb 19, 2011

Pet me.
3rd coast motherfucker :twisted:

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Otacon posted:

there used to be a five guys like 2 minutes from my house but then IT CLOSED for NO PARTICULAR REASON which usually screams health code violations, hope you like roaches in your fries

It closed because they realized you lived nearby and no one wants to deal with your bitch rear end.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Look honey they got peanuts!!

Screw the burger, I'm just going to eat these here boiled peanuts shell and all

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Texas Choadhouse.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

texaholic posted:

I actually prefer whataburger, carrying on dad gay's legacy ITT

No character, no principles. Let me know when you start eating gluten free, yankee fuckboi

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
between 5 guys and in n out, which has the most overtly homoerotic name? i think it is 5 guys, because in n out is kind of lewd but not in an expressly homosexual way, while if you get 5 guys together they are p much always gonna start loving each other.

Errant Gin Monks
Oct 2, 2009

"Yeah..."
- Marshawn Lynch
:hawksin:

texaholic posted:

I actually prefer whataburger, carrying on dad gay's legacy ITT

drat right you loving prefer whataburger.

Don't gently caress around around with that east coast, west coast bullshit.

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
OP what the gently caress do you think youre doing?!??

Lascivious Sloth
Apr 26, 2008

by sebmojo
try cooking and preparing your own food you loving corporate food chain faggots

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down
going to five guys right now@@@

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
Make your own burgers at home

Troll Bridgington
Dec 22, 2011

Keeping up foreign relations.
five guys sounds more like a gay bathhouse than a burger joint

maybe I should go?

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

Lascivious Sloth posted:

try cooking and preparing your own food you loving corporate food chain faggots

:smug:

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
dad gay rules

sorry op but you're no dad gay and your thread is poo poo

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
please post your backlinks to 5guys burgeria

this is how you should be postin 5guys backlinks.

http://www.fiveguys.com/home2014/index_us.html
http://www.fiveguys.com/home2014/index_us.html
http://www.fiveguys.com/home2014/index_us.html


tia

scopes
Jun 5, 2004
do people seriously think whataburger/5 guys/ in n out are good burgers

scopes
Jun 5, 2004
i mean it just doesn't seem worth it to brag on whatever fast food trash you subscribe to when you can buy like any mediocre ground meat from your lovely local supermarket and with some egg and salt and pepper and actual cheese and heat make something instantly 10x better

this thread is now arguments about who makes the best homemade burger

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW

scopes posted:

i mean it just doesn't seem worth it to brag on whatever fast food trash you subscribe to when you can buy like any mediocre ground meat from your lovely local supermarket and with some egg and salt and pepper and actual cheese and heat make something instantly 10x better

this thread is now arguments about who makes the best homemade burger

holy crap you're a gigantic retard

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot

scopes posted:

i mean it just doesn't seem worth it to brag on whatever fast food trash you subscribe to when you can buy like any mediocre ground meat from your lovely local supermarket and with some egg and salt and pepper and actual cheese and heat make something instantly 10x better

this thread is now arguments about who makes the best homemade burger

Nobody could really afford to eat at 5 guys every day.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

a dog from hell posted:

Nobody could really afford to eat at 5 guys every day.

lol poor spotted. i eat at burgers and guys every lunch and dinner

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
I love hitler

Otacon
Aug 13, 2002


Nefarious posted:

I love hitler

true story, Hitler never ate at Five Guys and look where he ended up

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
OP poo poo, so what?

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot

Nefarious posted:

I love hitler

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scopes
Jun 5, 2004

Nefarious posted:

holy crap you're a gigantic retard

no i know we've been down this road before

but flexin over whatever lovely fast food burger you like is seriously dumber tho

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