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Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮




Sorry, Quebecois, but the Champions League was the only reason we watched your games.

Speaking of the Champions League and Montreal, the Canadian Championship Semi-finals are this month, as Vancouver takes on the NASL's Edmonton and Toronto takes on Montreal. Join us in the Lamar Hunt U.S. Open Cup/Canadian Championship thread!

Also, someone make a new MLS tag.

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Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

Ask me about Game Pass: the Best Deal in Gaming!

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747
DC United will win every game of association football they play this month, and make you feel bad about our high talent low tactic team bossing your superior squad

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
phwoar Giovinco

and he won a scudetto today too

Azerban
Oct 28, 2003



i want to kiss giovinco on the mouth

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
What a weird injury

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


I do not want the energy of PPL Park to power my home, or anyone's home.

Azerban
Oct 28, 2003



creavalle is going to ruin this game he's a horror show

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
pro dive by Giovinco

Azerban
Oct 28, 2003



trem_two posted:

pro dive by Giovinco

he is beautiful and perfect he clearly did not mean it

Azerban
Oct 28, 2003



its may and our season isnt over drat feels nice

JERFit
Dec 25, 2007

if someone said they'd give me money to play music + not have a job anymore I'd say NO
Giovinco is really good

DR AIDS
Nov 4, 2008

No shits will be given
Philly's goalkeeper threw the ball and landed on his face and injured himself, then they lost. They're so bad.

siggy2021
Mar 8, 2010
Crew game is blacked out for me on MLS live. It's only on Time Warner Cable and Cox, which I don't have nor do I think I can even get.

Sometimes I hate this loving league.

siggy2021
Mar 8, 2010
Edit: somehow double posted.

camoseven
Dec 30, 2005

RODOLPHONE RINGIN'
I'm so excited for Fabi to be back!!!!

camoseven
Dec 30, 2005

RODOLPHONE RINGIN'
Such a sick ball from Fabiiiiii. I'm so hard right now

Jack2142
Jul 17, 2014

Shitposting in Seattle

Alright Philly is new Chivas USA, except instead of having Keeper figured out (Dan Kennedy) they have hilariously incompetent keepers, and the best one on their roster is on the Colorado Bench...

Dallan Invictus
Oct 11, 2007

The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.

Popero posted:

Revs own

oh hey this is still true

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747

Your Boy Fancy posted:

DC United will win every game of association football they play this month, and make you feel bad about our high talent low tactic team bossing your superior squad

It happened.

threeagainstfour
Jun 27, 2005


That was a cool and good goal from Sacha kljestan.

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747
In a better, cleaner and more just world, someone would snap Charlie Davies' dick off with a piece of his severed tibia.

Dallan Invictus
Oct 11, 2007

The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.
Why does Kah exist again? :argh:

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
To piss off Cascadia teams.

I saw on Twitter that Nagbe hit a PK off the post. I'm shocked. :geno:

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747
Hey everyone, the bad LA Galaxy are bad

Mike Toole
Apr 9, 2001

WE ARE GOING BACK!!

Dallan Invictus posted:

oh hey this is still true

I was at the Revs match, and can attest to this. Suspect defending at the end, and we had 2 or 3 enormous breakaways that we couldn't finish off as well, but overall a good effort. The Revs second goal is an awesome team goal.

Surprisingly good stuff from a RBNY side with a lot of young players, I though. Dax is still drat good, really kept his team in it. And of course, it all ended with a dumb fight involving Jermaine Jones getting his face smushed, Kljestan punching Heaps, and lots of shouting and pushing. I wonder who'll get suspended???

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


Your Boy Fancy posted:

Hey everyone, the bad LA Galaxy are bad

Club MVP Alan Gordon.

Sure, why not.

Cityinthesea
Aug 7, 2009
Portland still can't attack, news at 11

Star Man
Jun 1, 2008

There's a star maaaaaan
Over the rainbow
You know who else had six draws by game nine? Chicago in 2014.

Colorado's coming for your draw record.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
I just held the Supporter's Shield :smug:

TheBoyBlunder
Jul 3, 2004

Anyone else have the munchies?
Another game where the Rapids could have won if Dominic Badji could loving finish a shot properly. He's got promise but I hope it's to be more than the next Deshorn Brown. In the end if it's this maddening "almost" or last year's loss fest, I'll take this.

Star Man posted:

You know who else had six draws by game nine? Chicago in 2014.

Colorado's coming for your draw record.

Fastest red card, most draws by game 9, all we'd need is fastest yellow and most draws in a season to complete the set.

Star Man
Jun 1, 2008

There's a star maaaaaan
Over the rainbow

TheBoyBlunder posted:

Another game where the Rapids could have won if Dominic Badji could loving finish a shot properly. He's got promise but I hope it's to be more than the next Deshorn Brown. In the end if it's this maddening "almost" or last year's loss fest, I'll take this.


Fastest red card, most draws by game 9, all we'd need is fastest yellow and most draws in a season to complete the set.

And the Rapids narrowly avoided the longest winless streak and goal drought in league history. Both of which, if they had lost and not scored in the first 20 minutes, would have been records set in the same game.

:negative:

foobardog
Apr 19, 2007

There, now I can tell when you're posting.

-- A friend :)

whypick1 posted:

I just held the Supporter's Shield :smug:

I missed every chance to do that last year, and I'm kind of regretting it. :(

Hello Towel
Aug 9, 2010

foobardog posted:

I missed every chance to do that last year, and I'm kind of regretting it. :(

I held the Brimstone Cup once. :smuggo:

SKC's new jerseys are absolutely hideous. I hope Chicago can pull something out on the road.

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
Nice one, Dom

e: I'm going to post this during chicago game but I dig Davey Accam

paddyboat fucked around with this message at 22:20 on May 3, 2015

Hello Towel
Aug 9, 2010

Neither team can hit the broad side of a barn so far. This Fire team just isn't good enough to miss chances like that.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet


:barf:

whypick1 fucked around with this message at 23:45 on May 3, 2015

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
Hilarious

7 shots, 1 on target

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



KC are pretty much dominating but I do like what Chicago is doing when they have some decent possession. (I just became a Fire season ticket holder so I need to find positives when I can...)

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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Pinwiz11 posted:

(I just became a Fire season ticket holder so I need to find positives when I can...)

You're not Colorado

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