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binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

I like watching Dilly Duka, he's definitely getting better over time.

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El Jebus
Jun 18, 2008

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What a Portland goal.

El Jebus
Jun 18, 2008

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Ok,that was a legitimately nice goal! It feels good to have Valeri back...

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Oh hey, both teams decided to show up for the second half

binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

I turn away for 15 minutes, and 3 goals are scored.

El Jebus
Jun 18, 2008

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Why we would take Valeri out and leave Adi in is beyond me.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
The refs loving robbed Montreal there.

Edit: nevermind

El Jebus
Jun 18, 2008

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Adi should have been removed ages ago.

Cityinthesea
Aug 7, 2009
I hate how petulant our strikers are

also how bad they are

camoseven
Dec 30, 2005

RODOLPHONE RINGIN'
Fabi's not in the squad tonight cause of an injury he picked up last week, how disappointing

Dallan Invictus
Oct 11, 2007

The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.
PEDRO MORALES YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD.

End to end stuff in Vancouver though, Sylvestre's been better than anyone had any right to expect.

SquirrelyPSU
May 27, 2003


Oh hey guys just tuned into the Sounders for the first time in a whi AND gently caress

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
...and WOOOOOO

Fucitol
May 8, 2005

Ceterum autem censeo mundum esse delendam



Memento, homo, quia pulvis es, et in pulverem reverteris
Pogatetz is a cool dude so that yellow seems a bit much

foobardog
Apr 19, 2007

There, now I can tell when you're posting.

-- A friend :)
Meh, poor showing from the Sounders. Columbus could be up to two by this point.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
How prescient of you

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
That was one hell of a mental lapse there by Columbus.

Jack2142
Jul 17, 2014

Shitposting in Seattle

Wait that wasn't offsides?

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Holy poo poo Frei :stare:

Tzen
Sep 11, 2001

loving stupid defense.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Almost stole a point, but we just straight up got outplayed.

foobardog
Apr 19, 2007

There, now I can tell when you're posting.

-- A friend :)

whypick1 posted:

Almost stole a point, but we just straight up got outplayed.

Yep. gently caress this week, moving on to Vancouver.

Fucitol
May 8, 2005

Ceterum autem censeo mundum esse delendam



Memento, homo, quia pulvis es, et in pulverem reverteris
Why is brad evans a centerback



he is real bad there

Mike Toole
Apr 9, 2001

WE ARE GOING BACK!!
Columbus are tough this year. Got a feeling they'll make a good run in the playoffs.

DR AIDS
Nov 4, 2008

No shits will be given

Fucitol posted:

Why is brad evans a centerback



he is real bad there

Chad Marshall was way worse than Evans was today. Also Evans has been way better since the SJ game.

Hoover Dam
Jun 17, 2003

red white and blue forever

Star Man posted:

Half-time talk for the Rapids now includes the suicide hotline on speaker.

"Samaritans, this is Hoover, would you like to share your name?"
"mmm-hmm. And what brings you to call today, Pablo?"

foobardog
Apr 19, 2007

There, now I can tell when you're posting.

-- A friend :)

Fucitol posted:

Why is brad evans a centerback



he is real bad there

Because he's one of Sigi's boys. Not much he can do until the transfer window opens, I guess.

Fucitol
May 8, 2005

Ceterum autem censeo mundum esse delendam



Memento, homo, quia pulvis es, et in pulverem reverteris

DR AIDS posted:

Chad Marshall was way worse than Evans was today.

I thought marshall did marshall things on defense. his positioning was decent. frei played fairly well imho

(tyvm lol wtf omg ttyl)

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747
Everyone who went to or saw the DC-KC game can hopefully attest that this was the most exciting United game this year. End to end, decent goals, absolutely electric crowd.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
FC Dallas status: still good in Shinjobi's eyes



You see, the trick is that they're good until they inevitably self-destruct (usually in the playoffs)

Mike Toole
Apr 9, 2001

WE ARE GOING BACK!!
A goal against LA is a goal for everyone else in MLS. Liked the ending of that match.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
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Soccer IS ON, you guys. Even if it is Toronto.

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747
Toronto's GK is trash. I looked up his stats and he's a journeyman from the League of Ireland and former MLS Goalkeeper Pool member. Phenomenal. Penny foolish pound retarded

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747
Never a penalty.

G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003

that tackle by bradley was terrible

that pen was also awful but a goal :)

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747
Toronto have looked awful and Houston deserve to be up.

Poonior Toilett
Aug 21, 2004

m'lady

Your Boy Fancy posted:

Toronto's GK is trash. I looked up his stats and he's a journeyman from the League of Ireland and former MLS Goalkeeper Pool member. Phenomenal. Penny foolish pound retarded

He's the backup

illcendiary
Dec 4, 2005

Damn, this is good coffee.
Wow that was some incredibly awful defending from TFC there :stare:

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747

Jermaine Dildoe posted:

He's the backup

It loving shows

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Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
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I just realized there are little dots next to the team names on the score bug that mark how many substitutions there are. Very clever.

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