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a bay
Oct 14, 2014

by Lowtax
I've seen some compelling arguments from both sides of this debate but I'm interested in the GBS take on whether it's gayer to be a male or female character when you play video games.

Some established lines of reasoning I've seen:
1. The looking at a man's butt or a woman's butt for 600 hours meme (obligatory).
2. "I play games to get away from mundane everyday life" - Not the most sound argument because it's heavily dependent on whether you are a bimbo or gym bro irl, and hints at repressed desires.
3. Transgender people playing as the opposite sex - Can be gay but usually less so than cis people doing the same thing because it's therapeutic. Kind of a lose/lose proposition because it's generally considered gay or at least on the gay spectrum to be transgender.
4. Free items - This one's quetionable for the same reasons as all the supposedly straight guys making gay porn.
5. Different stats / gear - The least gay but probably most sexist reason, and one of the more popular ones for both of those reasons.
6. I just play as whatever I am in real life - Maybe not the gayest option but definitely one of the more boring and uninspired ones; practically a non-choice. I'm surprised people this unimaginative aren't just playing CoD but they are out there, as you can see from their inclusion in this list.

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Flo Cytometer
Apr 20, 2015

by Ralp
playing bideyagamez is gay

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer
I would say there are equally gay, which is maximum gay, because video games are only for gays.

Check. Mate.

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:
i only play non gender-specific eunuchs

Jackard
Oct 28, 2007

We Have A Bow And We Wish To Use It
YES

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien
all videogames are gay

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

i only play mario

which one is mario

Flo Cytometer
Apr 20, 2015

by Ralp

Universe Master posted:

i only play mario

which one is mario

italian grandma

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


I just like the costume options better

EnderWiggin
Jan 10, 2015
Depends if you're gay or not hth.

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien
i like videogames

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
It's less gay to play someone of the opposite gender because when you play as a character you are effectively "entering" that character with your mind. The mind is, of course, the largest sex organ, so putting your mind into a character of the same sex is very gay.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
i dunmo. i guess it depends on the videogame

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





I play as a girl, take off all my characters clothes, stand in the center of town then /dance and leave my computer running until I get kicked off the server.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
sorry about your thread

Ghost Head
Sep 16, 2008
OP is a major gamergate/hellthread poster so nobody treat this thread seriously.

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005
I have two pieces of advice

First, I'd stop playing dumb games

Second, I really think you should kill yourself

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005
Now go take yr Rudy poo candy rear end back to the hell thread you mealy mouthed pail of fetid poo poo

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
rear end n titties

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

What if you're playing as a futanari?

lordoftheT
Feb 2, 2015

Check out this cool dog!
Pretty sure there is quite a bit of scientific evidence that proves that video games turn you GAY.

a bay
Oct 14, 2014

by Lowtax

Mr.Pibbleton posted:

What if you're playing as a futanari?

I don't think that's an option in very many games, I haven't seen it so I can't really say for sure. It is an interesting line of thought though.

autoaim.cfg
Aug 6, 2005
:qq: WHINY SHITHEAD :qq:
*drops mic*
I only play Dwarves.

I name them all Vroomfondel and just run around in circles with them shouting VROOM VROOM VROOM! all the time until I'm kicked off the server.

Does this help?

David Copperfield
Mar 14, 2004


im david copperfield
i went gay for the fallout damage bonuses and never looked back (at the men having sex with me)

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
Yo bitch chose me

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
just post some gay stuff im bored

soy
Jul 7, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Not sure on gay but it is beta af to play a lady

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
two penises hugging

a bay
Oct 14, 2014

by Lowtax

autoaim.cfg posted:

I only play Dwarves.

I name them all Vroomfondel and just run around in circles with them shouting VROOM VROOM VROOM! all the time until I'm kicked off the server.

Does this help?

That sounds cool, and only incidentally gay at most, so I suppose it does help since it's sort of like a 1 on the video game Kinsey scale.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Enfield posted:

two penises hugging

i recommend this completely worksafe tote

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
Counterpoint: if you're a white dude and play a white dude I'm sorry for your poo poo imagination

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
my character is gay but im not gay i just like making 2 fictional dudes bone

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
Legit

Motto
Aug 3, 2013

who gives a gently caress

Flo Cytometer
Apr 20, 2015

by Ralp

Broenheim posted:

my character is gay but im not gay i just like making 2 fictional dudes bone

:siren: female spotted :siren:

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
I play as chicks because gamer dudes are too dreamy and I get lost staring at their butts and shoulders.

:rolleyes:

Flo Cytometer
Apr 20, 2015

by Ralp

psyopmonkey posted:

I play as chicks because gamer dudes are too dreamy and I get lost staring at their butts and shoulders.

:rolleyes:

Either way you end up jealous. life sucks to be a psyop.. :(

a bay
Oct 14, 2014

by Lowtax

psyopmonkey posted:

I play as chicks because gamer dudes are too dreamy and I get lost staring at their butts and shoulders.

:rolleyes:

This argument is pretty common with a few variations, but it doesn't really hold up when you consider that a) a lot of games nowadays have a fixed (male) protagonist and also b) a large proportion of games have a first person perspective so you almost never see the character anyway - so maybe in the case of first person games it's more about what the character does or doesn't say, rather than what they look like.

Smellbound
Sep 26, 2000
bois only

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Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

Mr.Pibbleton posted:

What if you're playing as a futanari?

Not gay if you're cishet male or transwoman. You're looking at a woman's rear end, but you gently caress like a man. It's the best of both worlds, in which there's no men involved, yet you have penetration.

However, all bets are off if you allow to be hosed or gently caress guys.

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