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"I'm bringing Vivienne to the chiropractor for her first correction, then I'll grab a caramel macchiato on the way home." 
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whelp, looks like its time for us to make the transition to yuppie
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Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:whelp, looks like its time for us to make the transition to yuppie Then it'd be a joke about owning a saab that doesn't have a cupholder for your caramel macchiato?
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oh man i have this great idea for a thread on the something awful forums let's see, title, "itt hipsters" and body, "caramel macchiato" haha no one has ever made this joke. edit: *adjusts chunky-frame no-lens glasses*
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Affe mk2 posted:oh man i have this great idea for a thread on the something awful forums i knew someone would appreciate my comedy genius
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"Yeah, this kid's a real departure from our first one. The critics might not like it, but I think it's a bold new direction for us. We're working on our next one already, we're really excited about it."
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*Give baby an old person's name like Edith or Jebidiah*
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wouldn't it be funny if hipsters gave their kids sentence-long names? "These are our kids, I've Only Ever Felt Alive Five Times and Never in the Past Year (Part One) and I've Only Ever Felt Alive Five Times and Never in the Past Year (Part Two)." "Something Became Nothing All Over Again, get back in the house this instant!"
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BigBoss posted:*Give baby an old person's name like Edith or Jebidiah* this guy gets it
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May 2, 2015 23:26
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May 2, 2015 23:29
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Giving my baby upcycled toys from a century ago instead of this mass produced plastic garbage. Sharp tin, splintering wood and lead based paint or nothing.
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May 2, 2015 23:38
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I smoke Pall Malls constantly and feed vegan baby formula to my infant because meat is murder. I also have a curly moustache.
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May 2, 2015 23:42
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*raises kids on original TMBG self titled release.. on vinyl*
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"Hey hun have you seen where the non-GMO, gluten free baby formula is?"
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*spends days arguing over whether breast milk is vegan while baby starves to death*
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caramel machioto
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Al Nipper posted:caramel machioto "Heh," Al Nipper said, reclining in his chair. "A meme. My posting greatness is secure now."
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*doesnt pay enough attention to my kids just like my parents didnt for me but expects them to somehow grow up normal*
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