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Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

A love this beautiful deserves to be recognized and cherished.


This entoproctid is slowly realizing its feelings for adjacent entoproctid.


This chiton is making small moves, but we can sense the initial signals.


This potato cyst nematode is definitely suspect.


Unfortunately, this sea anemone isn't comfortable with itself.


These flukes are living together but are not out as a couple. But you can tell.


We get the impression that this chaetognath would like to gnath some chaeto, if you get my drift.


And this sea spider? I'm fairly sure.


... It could probably feel comfortable and fulfilled with this other sea spider.


This tunicate deserves to be honest with its surroundings.


This rotifer is fooling no one

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Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
Foxes. I mean, come on.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Germstore posted:

Foxes. I mean, come on.





Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
jews

Haverchuck
May 6, 2005

the coolest
gay men

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
my heteronometer is reading in the green :confused:

ChickenHeart
Nov 28, 2007

Take me at your own risk.

Kiss From a Hog



Volvox, just admit it, you're as gay as springtime.

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL
GOONS

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

gary oldmans diary posted:

my heteronometer is reading in the green :confused:

green also means gay

Trig Discipline posted:

here have some cats




Flo Cytometer
Apr 20, 2015

by Ralp

ChickenHeart posted:

Volvox, just admit it, you're as gay as springtime.

Volvos make you gay?

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

and that's what they call a Rusty Venture

Dead Gay Romans
Mar 19, 2015

Pitbull enthusiast

this.

never saw a gay man in the wild that wasn't a complete homo

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

ChickenHeart
Nov 28, 2007

Take me at your own risk.

Kiss From a Hog

Flo Cytometer posted:

Volvos make you gay?

Crummy vehicles and colonial organisms will warp your mind towards the insidious gay car/algae agenda.



Diatoms, too. Just look at them:


Flo Cytometer
Apr 20, 2015

by Ralp
I think that Diatoms look p. cool.

Oh poo poo did I get the gay now!?

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
cocktopuses'

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

lordoftheT
Feb 2, 2015

Check out this cool dog!
Most tropical birds look gay as gently caress.

bonestructure
Sep 25, 2008

by Ralp


Every loving day. Every single loving day when i come home this little human being just sits there and gives me this stupid look on his face. What should i do about him? Ideas?

E:

lordoftheT posted:

Most tropical birds look gay as gently caress.

that bird is a proud resident of the North American prairies

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Dead Gay Romans
Mar 19, 2015

Pitbull enthusiast

bonestructure posted:



Every loving day. Every single loving day when i come home this little human being just sits there and gives me this stupid look on his face. What should i do about him? Ideas?

Buy a pitbull.

Feed the little rat thing to the pitbull, this won't be hard and should happen naturally within seconds of bringing it home.

Immediately after it kills the rat, shoot it in the face till dead and burn the bodies.

You're welcome.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
Flamingos fer christs sake!

son gay. so what
Mar 13, 2011

Dead Gay Romans posted:

Buy a pitbull.

Feed the little rat thing to the pitbull, this won't be hard and should happen naturally within seconds of bringing it home.

Immediately after it kills the rat, shoot it in the face till dead and burn the bodies.

You're welcome.

Came to post that pit bulls are the gayest animals



And also hit Spanish sensation pit bull

lordoftheT
Feb 2, 2015

Check out this cool dog!

bonestructure posted:

that bird is a proud resident of the North American prairies

That bird must live a pretty hard life living in such a conservative region.

porkchop_express
May 27, 2004
cock

Mutant Headcrab
May 14, 2007

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!




mantis shrimps fuckin own bones and are probably the only somewhat intelligent arthropods

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

my humps my humps my humps my humps

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



Penis fencing is a mating behavior engaged in by certain species of flatworm, such as Pseudobiceros hancockanus. Species which engage in the practice are hermaphroditic; each individual has both egg-producing ovaries and sperm-producing testes.[1]

The flatworms "fence" using two-headed dagger-like penises which are pointed, and white in color. The mating ritual involves a violent battle during which two hermaphroditic flatworms attempt to pierce the skin of one another with one of their penises. One organism will inseminate the other; this flatworm becomes the father. The sperm is absorbed through pores in the skin, causing fertilization in the second, who becomes the mother.[2][3][4] The battle may last up to an hour.[5]



yes, those are penises

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

gggiiimmmppp posted:

Penis fencing is a mating behavior engaged in by certain species of flatworm, such as Pseudobiceros hancockanus. Species which engage in the practice are hermaphroditic; each individual has both egg-producing ovaries and sperm-producing testes.[1]

The flatworms "fence" using two-headed dagger-like penises which are pointed, and white in color. The mating ritual involves a violent battle during which two hermaphroditic flatworms attempt to pierce the skin of one another with one of their penises. One organism will inseminate the other; this flatworm becomes the father. The sperm is absorbed through pores in the skin, causing fertilization in the second, who becomes the mother.[2][3][4] The battle may last up to an hour.[5]



yes, those are penises

DICK WARS

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
my cat gay

look at this human being

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy
no puffins? seriously? they're the gayest animal ever

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

A misanthrope posted:

my cat gay

look at this human being



i have the same frolicking tube for my cats

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Pick posted:

frolicking tube

see? thats gotta be a term for gay sex

amusinginquiry
Nov 8, 2009

College Slice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxobwjQ4zMg

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

Horniest Manticore posted:

no puffins? seriously? they're the gayest animal ever



They always look so worried. :ohdear:

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Need to create society where can live according to its own views of self.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Horniest Manticore posted:

no puffins? seriously? they're the gayest animal ever



Puffins only have the big colorful beaks when they are mating. They fall off afterwards.

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a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Puffins only have the big colorful beaks when they are mating. They fall off afterwards.

their loving BEAKS FALL OFF?????

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