Top Definition: Goonette

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verily carefree: Apr 5, 2014

Gatekeeper posted:

^^^lmao it's that pam doin tons of coke season of archer irl

went to lunch with a girl who turned out to be a goonette she was a cutiepie honestly but all she did was talk about video games and kept bringing up jokes about a goonsquad thing from eve even after i told her i'd never played it and didn't get the jokes. i never called her again and i learned a cool lil lesson about how pretty girls can still be goony as gently caress

so yeah best date ever

she was asian if that helps with your erection

Did you pay for her lunch

# ? May 3, 2015 15:36

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Flo Cytometer: Apr 20, 2015; by Ralp

1hkd posted:

Did you pay for her lunch

he never got his printer back

# ? May 3, 2015 15:41

verily carefree: Apr 5, 2014

Flo Cytometer posted:

he never got his printer back

I.. I just wanted to say "cuck"

# ? May 3, 2015 15:43

Kleen_TheRacistDog: Feb 17, 2014; Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com

i had irl sex with a goonette who i met in a support thread for ppl who were suicidal.

# ? May 3, 2015 15:44

Flo Cytometer: Apr 20, 2015; by Ralp

1hkd posted:

I.. I just wanted to say "cuck"

Well, go ahead then. Throw in a caramel macchiato for good measure.

Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:

i had irl sex with a goonette who i met in a support thread for ppl who were suicidal.

Before, or after you had sex with her?

# ? May 3, 2015 15:44

Decebal: Jan 6, 2010

Flesh Forge posted:

FAT PEOPLE HATE HER
SHE LOST 100 POUNDS WITH ~1 WEIRD TRICK~

Wow, she's cute! This is what goonettes look like ?!

Too bad that these days some tublr whale would have told her to go die for disrespecting her neolithic goddess body

# ? May 3, 2015 15:45

Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

yup

i am a bad goon, she was really shocked when she heard that i'd never heard of the kingdom heart game and she insisted that we go back to her place and play it and i politely refused because i hate video gams and she was a terrible dork

# ? May 3, 2015 16:01

Twat McTwatterson: May 31, 2011

Gatekeeper posted:

yup

i am a bad goon, she was really shocked when she heard that i'd never heard of the kingdom heart game and she insisted that we go back to her place and play it and i politely refused because i hate video gams and she was a terrible dork

lol she was gonna suck yo dick you loving fag

# ? May 3, 2015 16:49

Decebal: Jan 6, 2010

Gatekeeper posted:

yup

i am a bad goon, she was really shocked when she heard that i'd never heard of the kingdom heart game and she insisted that we go back to her place and play it and i politely refused because i hate video gams and she was a terrible dork

This story does not make you look good. I'm sorry to be the one that has to tell you.

# ? May 3, 2015 17:00

Cursed Lumberjack: Nov 14, 2006; A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Gatekeeper posted:

yup

i am a bad goon, she was really shocked when she heard that i'd never heard of the kingdom heart game and she insisted that we go back to her place and play it and i politely refused because i hate video gams and she was a terrible dork

Twat McTwatterson posted:

lol she was gonna suck yo dick you loving fag

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# ? May 3, 2015 17:16

fuccboi: Jan 5, 2004; by zen death robot

:facepalm:

# ? May 3, 2015 17:24

Cosmik Slop: Oct 9, 2007; What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?

Gatekeeper posted:

yup

i am a bad goon, she was really shocked when she heard that i'd never heard of the kingdom heart game and she insisted that we go back to her place and play it and i politely refused because i hate video gams and she was a terrible dork

*hyperventilating*

I don't think... you understand... just what a masterpiece Kingdom Hearts... is.

# ? May 3, 2015 17:29

monkeytennis: Apr 26, 2007; Toilet Rascal

Flesh Forge posted:

FAT PEOPLE HATE HER
SHE LOST 100 POUNDS WITH ~1 WEIRD TRICK~

scummy banner advertisers have literally stolen these pics of this person's brave triumph over the goon stereotype and she is now pretty much the most famous goon, that's winning SA about has hard as it can be won

Phew. Not gonna lie I'd put my tongue in her butthole.

# ? May 3, 2015 17:53

Jeffrey of YOSPOS: Dec 22, 2005; GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS

Flesh Forge posted:

FAT PEOPLE HATE HER
SHE LOST 100 POUNDS WITH ~1 WEIRD TRICK~

scummy banner advertisers have literally stolen these pics of this person's brave triumph over the goon stereotype and she is now pretty much the most famous goon, that's winning SA about has hard as it can be won

would, would

# ? May 3, 2015 18:03

Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

Decebal posted:

This story does not make you look good. I'm sorry to be the one that has to tell you.

ugh but she was such a dork

# ? May 3, 2015 18:10

Flesh Forge: Jan 31, 2011; LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

you couldn't smile and nod for 5 minutes, i guarantee a girl as done the same to get into your ... oh well i guess not n/m

# ? May 3, 2015 18:38

IBurnStuffAlot: Feb 25, 2008; DO NOT TRUST THIS MAN

Is this some sort of sa dictionary bot

# ? May 3, 2015 18:57

Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

Flesh Forge posted:

you couldn't smile and nod for 5 minutes, i guarantee a girl as done the same to get into your ... oh well i guess not n/m

she was goony af and i felt threatened so i outgooned her by turning down obvious sex for a dumb reason to show her who was the REAL goon, bitch prob didn't even have stairs in her house

# ? May 3, 2015 19:07

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Flesh Forge: Jan 31, 2011; LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

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