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Elusif
Jun 9, 2008

It can't be, it just can't be...

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soy
Jul 7, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Kinda been dead for months

cthulusnewzulubbq
Jan 26, 2009

I saw something
NASTY
in the woodshed.
ikilled it with bad posts in the ~conservatory~

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
It is you who are dead and posts on GBS are just a projection of your soul as you trudge through purgatory

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
I'll get probated if I tell you the reason.

Otacon
Aug 13, 2002


only thing dead is this empty bag of doritos sitting next to me

*licks flavor crystals from fingers*

Flo Cytometer
Apr 20, 2015

by Ralp

redshirt posted:

I'll get probated if I tell you the reason.

Ralp here, Lowtax gone?

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
it sure stinks pretty bad so i can see why you think that

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


soy posted:

Kinda been dead for a decade

Fixed that for you.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Flo Cytometer posted:

Ralp here, Lowtax gone?

I can neither confirm nor deny as per my NDA with SomethingAwful LLC.

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
weve all been dead this whole time op

Otacon
Aug 13, 2002


Broenheim posted:

weve all been dead this whole time op

it's me, bruce willis

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
I can say however the new campaign to ban/probate the most prolific posters IS a genius way to create counter-cultural cred.

steady
Feb 28, 2011
Pillbug
GBS's new moniker is "Arbeit Macht Frei".

Mods, please gas the OP and this thread.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Broenheim posted:

weve all been dead this whole time op

i'm dead but i'm still on this forum????

gently caress

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
:ohdear:

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
Being dead ain't so bad, as you can see. There's still shitposting, for example.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
unrelated question: why do some people have little grenades by their usernames and others don't? i just noticed that

Otacon
Aug 13, 2002


A misanthrope posted:

unrelated question: why do some people have little grenades by their usernames and others don't? i just noticed that

you need platinum to find out

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Otacon posted:

you need platinum to find out

oh

ohhhhhh

got ya *wink*

Izumi Konata
May 4, 2012

by Ralp

redshirt posted:

I can say however the new campaign to ban/probate the most prolific posters IS a genius way to create counter-cultural cred.

very troubling. more people need to know so they can stop the bad guys who have hijacked the forums. lets start a movement, and organize a miltia to act as a check and balance to the corrupt bureaucrats wth ther festerng criminal underbelly. lets expose the unethical and megalomaniacally unfunny and free the people from tyrants!

President Kucinich
Feb 21, 2003

Bitterly Clinging to my AK47 and Das Kapital

I will require a head dress fashioned from cum stained jorts, a ziggurat crafted with foreskins, a bonfire fed with wadded up tumblr posts, and a consortium of precious cat ladies to perform the GBS resurrection ceremony.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Izumi Konata posted:

very troubling. more people need to know so they can stop the bad guys who have hijacked the forums. lets start a movement, and organize a miltia to act as a check and balance to the corrupt bureaucrats wth ther festerng criminal underbelly. lets expose the unethical and megalomaniacally unfunny and free the people from tyrants!

We're already probated.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Izumi Konata posted:

bad guys who have hijacked the forums

the anime people??

Otacon
Aug 13, 2002


Izumi Konata posted:

very troubling. more people need to know so they can stop the bad guys who have hijacked the forums. lets start a movement, and organize a miltia to act as a check and balance to the corrupt bureaucrats wth ther festerng criminal underbelly. lets expose the unethical and megalomaniacally unfunny and free the people from tyrants!

i'm gonna throw a brick through the window of Inspect Your Gadgets and find myself one of them new 3D TVs

Izumi Konata
May 4, 2012

by Ralp

redshirt posted:

I'll get probated if I tell you the reason.

they will only rape again and again if u stay silent.

FREE EGGROLLS
Nov 6, 2012

A misanthrope posted:

the anime people??

Aka yourself

Why do you persecute yourself?

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

FREE EGGROLLS posted:

Aka yourself

Why do you persecute yourself?

how dare you sir

i am not an anime people

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

It's one deep space 9 thread away from redemption

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

A misanthrope posted:

how dare you sir

i am not an anime people

I'll vouch for this.

FREE EGGROLLS
Nov 6, 2012
GBS is only dead if people do not believe in GBS.

GBS is like a tiny fairy that subsists on belief and cracker dust

We all subsist on belief and cracker dust

Harrower
Nov 30, 2002
It's as dead as Lowtax. So very, very dead.

FREE EGGROLLS
Nov 6, 2012
I'm trying to say that we are all metaphorically tiny fairies

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Harrower posted:

It's as dead as Lowtax. So very, very dead.

I get Lowtax tweets from beyond the grave.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

redshirt posted:

I'll vouch for this.

:hf: :respek:

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

People fear you now though.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

redshirt posted:

People fear you now though.

well yeah but that's because i'm so goddam ripped

Gay Fry
Apr 27, 2014
ROYAL TANDORI CHICKEN DORITOS!!

soy
Jul 7, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Fixed that for you.

Sa 10 years ago was embarrassing, we are a lot better off now. Also undead can breathe underwater

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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

A misanthrope posted:

well yeah but that's because i'm so goddam ripped

There's a difference between "gym strength" and "man strength" FYI.

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