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then i'm going to get real hosed up
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pussy
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May 3, 2015 10:30
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i drank half a handle of vodka and six beers and now my stomach hurts real bad
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May 3, 2015 10:31
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ughg
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May 3, 2015 10:31
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every time i sit on the toilet its like a hand grenade in a mud puddle
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May 3, 2015 10:35
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good night and have a pretty good poop
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May 3, 2015 10:37
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Nefarious posted:every time i sit on the toilet its like a hand grenade in a mud puddle you should eat more vegetables imo
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May 3, 2015 10:37
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all the grease in the mcdonalds you live on will still give you slimy sloppy turds op u subhuman piece of trash
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May 3, 2015 10:41
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my tummy hurts and you guys are being really rude
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May 3, 2015 11:15
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Nefarious posted:my tummy hurts and you guys are being really rude It's self-inflicted, WTF did you expect? Flowers and a get well card?
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May 3, 2015 11:22
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therattle posted:It's self-inflicted, WTF did you expect? Flowers and a get well card? that would be nice yes
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May 3, 2015 11:24
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urgh just poo poo myself
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May 3, 2015 12:47
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Hope you feel better
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May 3, 2015 12:48
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Nefarious posted:urgh just poo poo myself tough break kiddo
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May 3, 2015 12:57
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Nefarious posted:that would be nice yes send me your irl name, address and bank account details.
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May 3, 2015 13:01
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i'm not going to send you any flowers or whatever, i just want those details.
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May 3, 2015 13:02
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Nefarious posted:urgh just poo poo myself thread over
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May 3, 2015 13:06
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Skilleddk posted:thread over Not true. How was the texture and colour? Did it hurt? Were you satisfied with the sound it made on impact? How would you rate the experience?
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May 3, 2015 13:17
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i only eat vegetables and fiber one brownies in between my sloppy booze seshes and my dooks are flawless
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May 3, 2015 13:31
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sometimes i cheat and have a few jamaican beef patties but my dook is affected
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May 3, 2015 13:33
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Gatekeeper posted:i only eat vegetables and fiber one brownies in between my sloppy booze seshes and my dooks are flawless if you've never had beer shits that shot out of your rear end like wiper fluid i don't know what to tell you
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May 3, 2015 14:06
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my fiber game is stronger than beer
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May 3, 2015 14:10
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Drink magnesium citrate it should at least clear out your system mang.
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May 3, 2015 14:16
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They should make nutrition drinks with alcohol in them imo.
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May 3, 2015 14:18
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Laphroaig Quarter Cask Enema
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May 3, 2015 14:20
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look at this noob. if you alternate months, one month only weed then one month as a drunk you never develop a tolerance for ether 
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May 3, 2015 14:37
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GAYS FOR DAYS posted:They should make nutrition drinks with alcohol in them imo. they do 
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May 3, 2015 14:39
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how many pages until the OP takes a solid poo poo? i say 3 if the thread goes slowly
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May 3, 2015 14:46
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have you tried butt-chugging? i'm not sure that will help your shits become any more solid but it might help in various other intangible ways i cant think of right now
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May 3, 2015 14:49
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try pooping on your own face
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May 3, 2015 15:29
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Rutibex posted:they do Guiness is loving gross and people who like it are loving dumb.
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May 3, 2015 15:53
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Thanks OP for picking up the Dad gay. so what slack. He's missed.
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May 3, 2015 16:00
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redshirt posted:Thanks OP for picking up the Dad gay. so what slack. He's missed. nah. he's still posting under son gay. so what
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May 3, 2015 16:01
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i know your pain op, I know your pain. good luck with your butt in the future.
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May 3, 2015 16:01
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the loss of fecal cohesion can oftentimes be harder on the shitter than the poo poo
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May 3, 2015 16:02
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I was thinking of getting shitfaced today so I could take a poo poo. I had way too much nigiri on THURSDAY and I haven't poo poo since. 
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May 3, 2015 16:02
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GAYS FOR DAYS posted:They should make nutrition drinks with alcohol in them imo. bloody marys you retard
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May 3, 2015 16:12
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Flo Cytometer posted:nah. he's still posting under son gay. so what Avoiding a probation? On SA? Inconceivable!
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May 3, 2015 16:14
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The secret is opiates. They help firm ya up.
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May 3, 2015 16:22
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it happened guys! it's a gbs miracle bring on the vodka
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