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The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine
Seriously Heaven's Gate has nothing on this poo poo.

I witnessed this fat and ugly girl with rainbow hair and hideous tattoos try and debate one of my friends into sleeping with her. Like he had to logically sleep with her or else he would be a sexist.


Nevermind the fact that he's already married. The entire thing boiled down to her wrongly blaming society for her own personal failings(mainly being fat and ugly) and that feminism was just a guise to hide the true intentions. Like seriously go to the loving gym and stop getting your hair cut so short that you look like a dude. Also bright colors are nature's way of tell you to avoid things so stop coloring your hair like a bag of skittles.

She had some loving Goth Tweetybird Tattoo and tattoos of her 3 cats.

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Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


taint reaped again

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

taint reaped again

Neither of us laid a finger on this human nuclear waste storage facility. We both laughed uneasily and rushed out of the bar for fear that they would be back in greater numbers.

But this means I get to have steak and eggs for breakfast since I didn't get to finish my dinner.

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

I'm sorry you can't have sex with this fat crazy chick.

Maybe next time she'll try to gently caress you instead of your hotter married friend.

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

Universe Master posted:

I'm sorry you can't have sex with this fat crazy chick.

Maybe next time she'll try to gently caress you instead of your hotter married friend.

God no she looked like my aunt.

Fergus Mac Roich
Nov 5, 2008

Soiled Meat
Scum

Bokito
Jul 25, 2007
Going Ape
Not even a BJ? djeez

Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com
i'm normally on your side, op, but it sounds to me like she was just flirting. sure, maybe she had a touch of 'pergers, but gotta admire her for at least trying to be social

Machai
Feb 21, 2013

The Taint Reaper posted:

God no she looked like my aunt.

Why was your aunt hitting on your married friend?

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

The Taint Reaper posted:

God no she looked like my aunt.

It's okay. You got shot down. It happens to everyone.

You'll score next time though.

Think Thin!
Sep 17, 2006
how the gently caress do you keep escaping from my ignore list??

Prawned
Oct 25, 2010

"i totally could've had sex with that fat ugly chick if wanted to" - OP

Harrower
Nov 30, 2002
Taint reaped always, now and forever. Amen.

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

Prawned posted:

"i totally could've had sex with that fat ugly chick if wanted to" - OP

I really couldn't, I was traumatized by the movie Shrek as a child.

wane tendo
Mar 19, 2005

Buglord

Harrower posted:

Taint reaped always, now and forever. Amen.

ahhhh, men...

Ka0
Sep 16, 2002

:siren: :siren: :siren:
AS A PROUD GAMERGATER THE ONLY THING I HATE MORE THAN WOMEN ARE GAYS AND TRANS PEOPLE
:siren: :siren: :siren:
wall of anime

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

The Taint Reaper posted:

I really couldn't, I was traumatized by the movie Shrek as a child.

I feel you there man. I also can't get laid cuz I just can't stop thinking and talking about cartoons.

Huskalator
Mar 17, 2009

Proud fascist
anti-anti-fascist
That sucks OP. Feminism is truly a scourge upon humanity.

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

Huskalator posted:

That sucks OP. Feminism is truly a scourge upon humanity.

It is, it's become corrupted and distorted to the point where it barely resembles it's original form.

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010
Women are so mean and hateful towards each other though :(

Does feminism explain this as a side effect of the patriarchy ?

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide
that is prob just people being assholes in general

Cake Smashing Boob - Political Philosopher

TheMostFrench
Jul 12, 2009

Stop for me, it's the claw!



Decebal posted:

Women are so mean and hateful towards each other though :(

Does feminism explain this as a side effect of the patriarchy ?

Of course. Divide and conquer.

Roy
Sep 24, 2007

The Taint Reaper posted:

It is, it's become corrupted and distorted to the point where it barely resembles it's original form.

It's a bit like Darth Vader in the later episodes. If you think about it, feminism is also kind of like an empire (fempire?)

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010
A lot of mansplaining ITT

Flayer
Sep 13, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Buglord
You were chased out of a bar by a girl. A man would have stood up for himself.

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
post fat/ugly feminists and I'll believe you op

therattle
Jul 24, 2007
Soiled Meat
It's a good thing that you were able to make a judgment on feminism as a large and diverse movement based on one idiot woman's attempt to sleep with your friend.

A Jehovah's Witness knocked on my door yesterday. Christianity really sucks.

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

therattle posted:

A Jehovah's Witness knocked on my door yesterday. Christianity really sucks.

This but unironically

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

therattle posted:

Christianity really sucks.

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

therattle posted:

It's a good thing that you were able to make a judgment on feminism as a large and diverse movement based on one idiot woman's attempt to sleep with your friend.

A Jehovah's Witness knocked on my door yesterday. Christianity really sucks.

I can't tell if you're being sarcastic.

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

therattle posted:

It's a good thing that you were able to make a judgment on feminism as a large and diverse movement based on one idiot woman's attempt to sleep with your friend.


How long is the leash she has on you?

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010

therattle posted:

It's a good thing that you were able to make a judgment on Men's Rights as a large and diverse movement based on one idiot man's attempt to sleep with your friend.

A Jehovah's Witness knocked on my door yesterday. Christianity really sucks.

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine
I'll concede slightly, feminism is a very large movement but you can't sell me on the diversity bit. They're all white chicks


large white chicks.


who are ugly.

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.
Your theory seems to hinge on the fallacy that it's hard for fat and crazy women to get laid.

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
post the fat feminists I'm ready

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

Trixie Hardcore posted:

Your theory seems to hinge on the fallacy that it's hard for fat and crazy women to get laid.

it is, those crane operator licences are not easy to get in the first place.

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010

Trixie Hardcore posted:

Your theory seems to hinge on the fallacy that it's hard for fat and crazy women to get laid.

I think the problem was that they expect to get laid by attractive men and if they don't want to they're miso.

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
as a fat crazy man I agree. i'm pro-feminism because it encourages women to put out more and that's good for me cause it means I get laid more

resting mitch face
Apr 9, 2005

5) I hear you.

Trixie Hardcore posted:

Your theory seems to hinge on the fallacy that it's hard for fat and crazy women to get laid.

fat and crazy women have no problems getting laid

fat and angry women, however...

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Halah
Sep 1, 2003

Maybe just another light that shines

therattle posted:


A Jehovah's Witness knocked on my door yesterday. Christianity really sucks.

"My beliefs are so superior I feel the need to beg, shame, and threaten others to feel the same way."

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