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klapman posted:joel mchale is the representative that gamers deserve He also avoided hover hand with the girl. conan goes to E3 is also funny https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKuS1BxVaSk
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hemophilia posted:"We know everyone liked iron sights and factions, and good dialogue, but we threw all that out and added 35% more slow-motion to vats, which is now mandatory, everyone in the game is voiced by a homeless guy we grabbed off the street and paid with booze" "...except for one character that is voiced by an A list celebrity that we blew half the budget on."
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much speculation on how many pansexual trans love interests you can romance with in some bioware game
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The Magical Realms of Tír na nÓg: Escape from Necron 7 – Revenge of Cuchulainn: The Official Game of the Movie – Chapter 2 of the Hoopz Barkley SaGa will announce a release date at e3.
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i hope microsoft's hololens gets people hyped about holostuff so we can finally have a device to compliment our kinects that we all own what a cool future we live in
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Katawa Shoujo 2, next-gen graphic cripple romancing
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The only "microsoft" at e3 is gonna be my tiny, flaccid penis
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Blazing Ownager posted:Sticking girls in short miniskirts on a glass catwalk directly below the exhibit. At least they weren't above the exhibit where everyone was shooting upskirt pics with their phone.
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i hope waluigi will be there
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i want him to sign my 3ds
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etalian posted:He also avoided hover hand with the girl. i hope they send triumph
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I'm gonna get drunk at the after parties.
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whatis posted:i hope they send triumph E3 is basically begging for a triumph visit
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Shigeru Miyamoto will breath a half-hearted sigh, make a vague statement about new a IP and then announce 8 re-releases of old N64 games onto the 3DS. They all sell insanely well and everyone will forget that their beloved god hasn't had an original idea in nearly 20 years.
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Fallout 5
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i predict videogames, and people talking about videogames.
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*fade in* From the indie creators of hit indie hit Gone Home and indie hit Life Is Strange *3 second clip of first person view walking through an environment* *woman's voice* Uh-oh! *fade out* *faint, confused cheers from small portion of crowd*
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BigBoss posted:Do they still do the booth babe thing? Instead, more affluent companies hire very attractive PR ladies to walk you through floor demos and get all giggly and friendly as they do so.
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I predict microsoft and sony will continue to fail at trying to convince me to buy their very expensive paper weights
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Trip Hawkins arrives with the M2.
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I hope they come up with a new motorstorm and this time, it's entirely cream colored.
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Microsoft, Sony, and Nintendo make asses of themselves.
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A man dressed in a late 90s Crash Bandicoot costume interrupts the Disney Infinity 3.0 presentation to reveal Crash is coming exclusively to the next Skylanders game. He then mocks Disney with a "Who wants a SkyWALKER when you play with some SkyLANDERS!" and does a crotch chop. The man is wrestled to the ground and a sweaty and crying George Lucas is uncovered beneath the disguise.
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Mr.Pibbleton posted:The Magical Realms of Tír na nÓg: Escape from Necron 7 – Revenge of Cuchulainn: The Official Game of the Movie – Chapter 2 of the Hoopz Barkley SaGa will announce a release date at e3. obsidian with a strong showing
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a woman in a sexy waluigi costume will stick a wiimote into her vagina, get the powerup, and win the game
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Seeing the Avengers money, EA decides to do a supergame uniting all the top stars from their NBA, FIFA, Madden, PGA and NHL games into a single fighting game.
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JediTalentAgent posted:Seeing the Avengers money, EA decides to do a supergame uniting all the top stars from their NBA, FIFA, Madden, PGA and NHL games into a single fighting game. I'd unironically play this and I don't even like sports.
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OUYA II will protest the convention by hiring the Meyer Hot Dog-mobile with the intention of parking it out front and giving away free hot dogs to everyone who snaps a selfie of themself hugging an OUYA, but it will all go wrong when they lose control of the Hot Dog-Mobile and it crashes into a line of cosplaying children who were waiting in line to get in. The GOP will blame Hillary
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The only name I can think of for it would be EASports: BALL BREAKERS edit: Then someone would complain that it shouldn't have NHL players in it because they fight enough in hockey as it is and they don't use a ball in that sport.
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mind the walrus posted:I'd unironically play this and I don't even like sports. that fact you posted this is the E3 thread is kind of like saying "you can't fire me I quit!", it probably has more to do with sports not liking you
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Monstrous Dooklord posted:that fact you posted this is the E3 thread is kind of like saying "you can't fire me I quit!", it probably has more to do with sports not liking you Swing and a miss champ.
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How about an all sports player military FPS? Because EA could have that lined up with 2017's EA's "Battlefield All-Stars" if the fighting game pans out well enough.
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Aisha Tyler will appear and say words that make Ubisoft sound edgy and hip.
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i played Sport a lot when young and grew up with sport game. i still like sport, but i think sport game 2016 is gonna be loving lame
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Microsoft announces that they've bought the rights to Adam Sandler's upcoming original streaming movies from Netflix and they will be exclusive for Xbox One Gold members.
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TEAYCHES posted:adam sessler on crank "What are some of the highs and lows of E3 so far" lol Do his fans dispute whether he's on drugs or do they not notice/not care or what? He's tweaking out of his drat chair.
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adam sessler just made a whole lot more sense to me, as a person, by having seen him growing mutton chops while obviously abusing some stimulants.
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JediTalentAgent posted:Trip Hawkins arrives with the M2. Fuckin finally, gonna get those sweet mk 3 and primal rage ports. Does this mean in 3 years the phantom shows up?
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Sega will get a booth to announce with all the retrogaming and VR craze going on right now that they're finally going to pull some stuff out of mothballs and into production: Sega VR and the Sega Neptune are FINALLY happening!.
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