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incompetent
Jun 4, 2013

In the dystopian times of every May to August, there is no football.

And then there is this thread where we select random old players for fun.


If you don't know how the last train wreck of a thread worked:

1. Choose a team and fill up 22 starting positions. No backups or special team players.
2. Any past and present player is eligible.
3. Either have 3 WRs or 2 WRs & FB for offense and a 3-4 or 4-3 for defense.
4. Snake draft and the order is determined by being drawn out of a hat a computer.
5. y'all better not be trading dem picks.

And now a minor change:

You got 10 hours to pick and if you can't do that, the next team will continue. You can still use that skipped over pick at anytime.

I'll be participating in this debacle and will be using the last team that is available.


Dallas Cowboys -
Washington Redskins -
Philadelphia Eagles - GUISSEPPE PIZZAPIE
New York Giants - Boo This Man

Miami Dolphins -
New York Jets -
New England Patriots -
Buffalo Bills - Tremendous Taste

Green Bay Packers - Terror Shark
Detroit Lions - Trenchcoat
Chicago Bears - Filthy Casual
Minnesota Vikings - IcePhoenix

Baltimore Ravens - SlipUp
Pittsburgh Steelers - johnfw50
Cincinnati Bengals - Atticus Finch
Cleveland Browns - Great White Hope

San Francisco 49ers - ALL-PRO SEXMAN
Seattle Seahawks -
Arizona Cardinals - Zerilan
St Louis Rams -

Denver Broncos - old dog child
San Diego Chargers -
Kansas City Chiefs - Pron on VHS
Oakland Raiders - Arctic Baldwin

Atlanta Falcons -
New Orleans Saints -
Tampa Bay Buccaneers -
Carolina Panthers - zimbomonkey

Tennessee Titans - Metapod
Houston Texans -
Indianapolis Colts - King Hong Kong
Jacksonville Jaguars -

incompetent fucked around with this message at 02:19 on May 25, 2015

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
I wanna be San Francisco.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
I'll take the Tennessee Titans

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
ill be KC

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008
Bengals.

t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010

Can we do teams by committee?

zimbomonkey
Jul 15, 2008

Tattoos? On MY black quarterback?
Oh gently caress yes I love these

Give me the panthers, please, and I would welcome all outside input!

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

We did this last year and while a fun idea it only lasted like 4 rounds

incompetent
Jun 4, 2013

Tremendous Taste posted:

Can we do teams by committee?

yeah sure


Intruder posted:

We did this last year and while a fun idea it only lasted like 4 rounds

And the sadder thing is that the regular mock draft almost got to round 7 before it died.

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

I'm in for Eagles.

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
This is only fun when ppl try to overload a certain position group or make a gimmicky team. Last time I drafted DL only with the first 4 rounds and it was great, had something like DeMarcus Ware/John Randle/Warren Sapp/Bruce Smith

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Pron on VHS posted:

This is only fun when ppl try to overload a certain position group or make a gimmicky team. Last time I drafted DL only with the first 4 rounds and it was great, had something like DeMarcus Ware/John Randle/Warren Sapp/Bruce Smith

I had the Saints and tried to do a gimmick where I drafted only players famous for playing on NFCS teams that aren't the Saints but there's an unsurprisingly tiny pool of all time greats from the Panthers, Falcons and Buccs

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

Can I just have the players I drafted last time to start? (I'll do this as the Vikings I guess)

IcePhoenix fucked around with this message at 17:22 on May 4, 2015

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

I select the Broncos. I don't mind doing a committee as long as my partner(s) agree with picking the most evil team possible.

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


Give me them Cleveland Brownies.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Intruder posted:

I had the Saints and tried to do a gimmick where I drafted only players famous for playing on NFCS teams that aren't the Saints but there's an unsurprisingly tiny pool of all time greats from the Panthers, Falcons and Buccs

We're gonna fight.

t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010


Bills then

zimbomonkey
Jul 15, 2008

Tattoos? On MY black quarterback?

Intruder posted:

I had the Saints and tried to do a gimmick where I drafted only players famous for playing on NFCS teams that aren't the Saints but there's an unsurprisingly tiny pool of all time greats from the Panthers, Falcons and Buccs

coming from a texans fan... hmmmm.

Filthy Casual
Aug 13, 2014

I'll take the Bears.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

zimbomonkey posted:

coming from a texans fan... hmmmm.

Yes, coming from a team that's been around just north of a decade, hmmmmm

The two best Texans are both better than any Panther player :getin:

Chilichimp posted:

We're gonna fight.

Deion was my first round pick :shobon:

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Intruder posted:

Yes, coming from a team that's been around just north of a decade, hmmmmm

The two best Texans are both better than any Panther player :getin:


Deion was my first round pick :shobon:

There are a lot of unsung badasses in the Atlanta rafters that played for pretty loving terrible teams. It's not that we didn't have good players, it's that the club never showcased any of them.

Jesse Tuggle, Claude Humphries, Jeff Van Note, Gerald Riggs, Tommy Nobis, Mike Kenn.

The Buccs are a younger franchise, but poo poo, man, just from their Superbowl team alone the number of great defensive players is staggering.

gently caress Carolina. :colbert:

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Derrick Brooks and Warren Sapp both went before I could pick them

Let me amend my statement to these teams didn't really have a lot of players that I could justify picking many of their players in the top 4 rounds of a draft that includes every player to ever play in the NFL

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Intruder posted:

Derrick Brooks and Warren Sapp both went before I could pick them

Let me amend my statement to these teams didn't really have a lot of players that I could justify picking many of their players in the top 4 rounds of a draft that includes every player to ever play in the NFL

Ronde Barber, foooooooool!!!

gently caress Carolina, though, seriously.

And that is not a shot at the Carolina goons, all of which seem to own pretty hard as people.

PASS THE MASH
Oct 30, 2013


I'll take the Steelers.

Trenchcoat
Oct 15, 2012
I'll take the Lions.

zimbomonkey
Jul 15, 2008

Tattoos? On MY black quarterback?

Intruder posted:

Yes, coming from a team that's been around just north of a decade, hmmmmm

The two best Texans are both better than any Panther player :getin:


Deion was my first round pick :shobon:

The Panthers are less than a decade older. Age isn't an excuse for you if it isn't for us.

And yes, if you combine 2 texans players they are arguably slightly better than the quality of steve smith during his time with us.

SlipUp
Sep 30, 2006


stayin c o o l
I'll take the Ravens!

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

gently caress it, gimme the Titans

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

zimbomonkey posted:

The Panthers are less than a decade older. Age isn't an excuse for you if it isn't for us.

And yes, if you combine 2 texans players they are arguably slightly better than the quality of steve smith during his time with us.

Intentionally being unable to read and comprehend doesn't make the point for you. And hey if you want to argue Smith was on Andre's level and possibly a little above or below, whatever. He was certainly a better puncher than Andre, though Andre's target was far more deserving. Unless JJ falls off a cliff he'll blow both AJ and Smith away though

incompetent
Jun 4, 2013

Alouicious posted:

gently caress it, gimme the Titans

they're already taken, man

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

incompetent posted:

they're already taken, man

The who?

incompetent
Jun 4, 2013


great band

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Based solely on the recent NFL halftime show: no. No they are not. They are a not cool and poo poo bad band.

incompetent
Jun 4, 2013

Chilichimp posted:

Based solely on the recent NFL halftime show: no. No they are not. They are a not cool and poo poo bad band.

yeah, that's exactly what i said

great band

incompetent
Jun 4, 2013

But what isn't great is this thread: going 1 week with only half the slots filled when the last one was filled in a single day.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

incompetent posted:

But what isn't great is this thread: going 1 week with only half the slots filled when the last one was filled in a single day.

The last one didn't get past the 3rd round and took well over a month to get that far.

incompetent
Jun 4, 2013

Chilichimp posted:

The last one didn't get past the 3rd round and took well over a month to get that far.

Was actually in the 5th round and 2 months when it finished.

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

I'm tempted to run the Packers into the ground, but that wouldn't be very fair.

King Hong Kong
Nov 6, 2009

For we'll fight with a vim
that is dead sure to win.

I'll take the Colts and not ruin them.

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poly and open-minded
Nov 22, 2006

In BOD we trust

I will take the Raiders. Draft the fastest team

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