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Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT
https://agar.io

:siren:IT'S FREE!:siren:

This is an easy game that's a good time waster that you can play on your PC. All you need is flash.

Rundown:
*:youre: a blob, who eats smaller blobs to get bigger
*Bigger=slower, Smaller=Faster
*Watch out for bigger players who will swallow you up!
*You can divide into smaller cells to move faster, but you might become prey if you do it in a bad spot.
*The spikey balls will tear you up if you're too big, if you're smaller, you can try hiding in them but it may not save you!
*Eat other players
*If you use certain names you get a skin (Such as countries, certain internet websites, CIA, FBI, etc.)
*The boundary line is invisible and will screw you up and get you in a bad spot if you hit it, be vigilant.





It's stupid fun but I think people would like it, try it out :shobon:

Servers are divided up so there aren't really 1K players on 1 server

Top Hats Monthly fucked around with this message at 23:16 on May 3, 2015

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Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT
-meant to edit op, ignore my idiocy-

VarXX
Oct 31, 2009
This game is very good

someone awful.
Sep 7, 2007


What does Q even do? It says to hold it to "spread your cells" but it doesn't seem to do anything

Also lag is a killer and I just got eaten by bong water, would play again

NostrilBreaker
Mar 8, 2014

Someone Awful! posted:

What does Q even do? It says to hold it to "spread your cells" but it doesn't seem to do anything

Also lag is a killer and I just got eaten by bong water, would play again

When you have 2 cells because you split, Q spreads them out to have a short gap between them.

Also, I've been playing this game in the past few days and I find it to be really fun.

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme
i briefly got to #1, split and got trapped by the #2 and #3 players, then sacrificed myself to the second player to create one unstoppable blob

great game

Minsky
May 23, 2001

This is an extremely entertaining game.

NostrilBreaker
Mar 8, 2014
The best feeling ever is when somebody gets popped, you eat all their tiny blobs and gain 50 million mass.

Also when you fly through a field of dense mass hexagon things.

Loutre
Jan 14, 2004

✓COMFY
✓CLASSY
✓HORNY
✓PEPSI
It took me way too long to realize, but you can instantly catch up to anyone half your size or less by splitting and immediately hitting Q. Got me twice before I figured out how they were doing it.

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT
There's a decent sized blob named "4Chan" who is having about 5 or 6 guys named "DANK MEMES" crashing into him constantly

:allears:

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme
I'm confused as to why I no longer have the number value for my size under my name

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



Game doesn't have the flag of the Squamish Nation, 2/10.

Seriously though, great timewaster.

Scalding Coffee
Jun 26, 2006

You're already dead
How is this compared to Flow?

GraceGarland
Jul 4, 2003
This game is so great

SeaGoatSupreme
Dec 26, 2009
Ask me about fixed-gear bikes (aka "fixies")
This game is fantastic.

I briefly got to #3 but then met my arch nemisis again, feesh. Feesh is so large I literally can't see to the side of him. it's just a horizon of blob.

someone awful.
Sep 7, 2007


Is there a list somewhere of all the nicknames with pictures associated with them?

e: West was being dominated by some guy named FeedNathan, and then he got eaten by someone named FeedFeedNathan

NostrilBreaker
Mar 8, 2014

Someone Awful! posted:

Is there a list somewhere of all the nicknames with pictures associated with them?

e: West was being dominated by some guy named FeedNathan, and then he got eaten by someone named FeedFeedNathan

I found this list of skinned names.

code:
poland
usa
china
russia
canada
australia
spain
brazil
germany
ukraine
france
sweden
hitler
north korea
south korea
japan
united kingdom
earth
greece
latvia
lithuania
estonia
finland
norway
cia
maldivas
austria
nigeria
reddit
yaranaika
confederate
9gag
indiana
4chan
italy
ussr
pewdiepie
bulgaria
tumblr
2ch.hk
hong kong
portugal
jamaica
german empire
mexico
sanik
switzerland
croatia
chile
indonesia
bangladesh
thailand
iran
iraq
peru
moon
botswana
bosnia
netherlands
european union
taiwan
pakistan
hungary
satanist
qing dynasty
nazi
matriarchy
patriarchy
feminism
ireland
texas
facepunch
prodota
cambodia
steam
piccolo
ea
india
kc
denmark
quebec
ayy lmao
sealand
bait
tsarist russia
origin
vinesauce
stalin
belgium
luxembourg
stussy
prussia
8ch
argentina
scotland
m'blob
doge

NostrilBreaker fucked around with this message at 19:58 on May 10, 2015

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT

NostrilBreaker posted:

I found this list of skinned names.

code:
poland
usa
china
russia
canada
australia
spain
brazil
germany
ukraine
france
sweden
hitler
north korea
south korea
japan
united kingdom
earth
greece
latvia
lithuania
estonia
finland
norway
cia
maldivas
austria
nigeria
reddit
yaranaika
confederate
9gag
indiana
4chan
italy
ussr
pewdiepie
bulgaria
tumblr
2ch.hk
hong kong
portugal
jamaica
german empire
mexico
sanik
switzerland
croatia
chile
indonesia
bangladesh
thailand
iran
iraq
peru
moon
botswana
bosnia
netherlands
european union
taiwan
pakistan
hungary
satanist
qing disnasty
nazi
matriarchy
patriarchy
feminism
ireland
stussy
texas

Seems to be missing a few, I saw a unique "facepunch" skin and "CIA"

Broken Cog
Dec 29, 2009

We're all friends here
Stalin is the best.

NostrilBreaker
Mar 8, 2014

Top Hats Monthly posted:

Seems to be missing a few, I saw a unique "facepunch" skin and "CIA"

I put in the 2 you mentioned, and Sealand and bait

NostrilBreaker fucked around with this message at 01:27 on May 4, 2015

BillyJoeBob
Feb 7, 2010

Anal-retentive, overly loquacious weapons scientist.

This is pretty great, someone named waste is cruising around covering about 1/4 of the board.

someone awful.
Sep 7, 2007


"ayy lmao" has one too, I just saw someone running around with it.
e: also KC
e again: also Piccolo

I suck at this so bad, the highest I got was I broke into 4th once :negative:
e2: the biggest problem is that the walls are invisible imo, really fun otherwise but that can get to be kind of bullshit

someone awful. fucked around with this message at 02:23 on May 4, 2015

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

I was eaten by a guy with the n-word in his name, I don't think this game is safe.

NostrilBreaker
Mar 8, 2014
I'll keep it updated with whichever ones you guys find next.

Also, trying to find the same server so you can blob other people with friends is a pain currently.

NostrilBreaker fucked around with this message at 02:18 on May 4, 2015

Gamma Nerd
May 14, 2012
I was a dragon dildo

someone awful.
Sep 7, 2007


What makes the servers reset, do they do it every half hour or something? I was so close to being first, but I was cruelly robbed. . . .

Also you can use unicode characters for a name too. I've been using 🐙, it's a happy octopus :buddy:

Spaseman
Aug 26, 2007

I'm a Securitron
RobCo security model 2060-B.
If you ever see any of my brothers tell them Victor says howdy.
Fallen Rib
Does anyone know what split cells rejoin?

someone awful.
Sep 7, 2007


Spaseman posted:

Does anyone know what split cells rejoin?

I assumed it was when you were a size where you could eat it if it was an enemy but honestly it seems kind of arbitrary

dipwood
Feb 22, 2004

rouge means red in french
I got #1 in this by a huge margin but one or both of 2 things happen: 1) you get smaller over time and/or 2) you reach a maximum size.

Broken Cog
Dec 29, 2009

We're all friends here
Ahaha, try m'blob

Gamma Nerd
May 14, 2012
was just in a game with "Paedo4Life" and "shota butthole"

GenderSelectScreen
Mar 7, 2010

I DON'T KNOW EITHER DON'T ASK ME
College Slice

Broken Cog posted:

Ahaha, try m'blob

I was just running around with that. It's loving amazing.

Otto von Ruthless
Oct 1, 2014

dipwood posted:

I got #1 in this by a huge margin but one or both of 2 things happen: 1) you get smaller over time and/or 2) you reach a maximum size.

You definitely get smaller, if you go to the options things when you enter your name, you can turn the size number on

I noticed it going down at a regular pace at around 500 size, that's about as big as I got. Seems like around there you can just keep up maintenance by eating the little things, but you have to be eating other players pretty regularly to actually be gaining.

NostrilBreaker
Mar 8, 2014
It seems the dev has updated it so that the Q and W have been removed?

Woodchip
Mar 28, 2010
This needs a chat window.

someone awful.
Sep 7, 2007


Woodchip posted:

This needs a chat window.

i can state with confidence that that is the last thing this game needs

NostrilBreaker posted:

It seems the dev has updated it so that the Q and W have been removed?

Woah what the heck. So they did. Getting rid of Q is whatever but W was a pro escape, why would you ditch that?

also m'blob is amazing.

Broken Cog
Dec 29, 2009

We're all friends here
prussia is another one that works.

someone awful.
Sep 7, 2007


Oh there's a changelog now.

quote:

== CHANGELOG ==

Reverted game back to the state it was a few days ago. I feel like there's a better way to add features without unbalacing the game, so I'll try that out soon.

There might be a Oceania server coming if there is interest. A South American server is planned but we're still trying to find a suitable host there.

A party system is in the works.

--

Created changelog

NostrilBreaker
Mar 8, 2014
I'll miss W, I always used it to donate mass-poop to my friends.

Also, I'm glad they're making a party system.

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Infinity Gaia
Feb 27, 2011

a storm is coming...

This guy has been making games for a while, though none of them had really hit it off like Agario has in the general internet community. This is pretty much his development style, he makes a basic game and tosses it at the internet and does extremely quick changes based on feedback, some of which work and some of which don't, and he's not shy to revert to a previous version to try it over again. The game has only existed for about a week now. He mostly uses /v/ as a testbed, his other games are both fairly neat multiplayer-oriented experiences, but they're probably hella dead at this point and neither is very fun without a bunch of other people playing.

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