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i am he



You only need three things to complete these simple exercises: nimble fingers, elbow grease, and a small toothed blade.

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i am he

Jessica Biel's shoulder blade may seem like an unachievable standard, but after you're done nobody will be able to tell the difference between yours and the real thing! Just make sure to clear your browser history.

i am he

Ya.. thanks. i have been working on my figure. this torso is from a young brad pitt, this is michelle obamas right arm, sly stallone's right arm, and seabiscuit's legs. ya ya, buscemi's lower face is just to balance things out a bit, so people dont get suspicious that i look too good.

GEExCEE

i've developed a highly sophisticated algorithm to help take all the sexiest body parts from all the sexiest celebrities of all time into one super-sexy "ideal woman." the results, honestly, are pretty shocking.....

drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Those abs look fake are we sure Gwen didn't borrow someone else's abs for that concert?

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GEExCEE

drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Looks like Stefani lost her tits to that snail.

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saboten


unrealistically high standards

thank u bacalou

GEExCEE

i'm just running the numbers... the Facts Don't Lie

dogcrash truther
There's only one pair of abs, but rich people pass them around

GEExCEE

you ever seen two people with abs in the same place, at the same time, not photoshopped?

drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack
They stole it from the native Americans probably.

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treasure bear

people were just insanely jealous of the frankenstein's monster's perfect bod

GEExCEE

Cumt posted:

people were just insanely jealous of the frankenstein's monster's perfect bod

GEExCEE

*recoiling in horror*: my god... i've seen those abs before...

drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack
I always thought it was because it was jewish.

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cuntman.net

Cumt posted:

people were just insanely jealous of the frankenstein's monster's perfect bod


GEExCEE posted:

*recoiling in horror*: my god... i've seen those abs before...

drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack
What was Frankenstein's monster's preferred gender?

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treasure bear

drilldo squirt posted:

What was Frankenstein's monster's preferred gender?

monster

i am he

Cumt posted:

monster

could've just said male

tao of lmao

*In frankenstein voice* what's wrong with being a MRA?

GoodbyeTurtles

:suezo:

dogcrash truther posted:

There's only one pair of abs, but rich people pass them around

they have to pass around individual abs, if you want the full 6 pack there's a 12 week waiting list

nonazis

The ants. They're everywhere, man. Big fuckers.

GoodbyeTurtles posted:

they have to pass around individual abs, if you want the full 6 pack there's a 12 week waiting list

If you spring for the fast track tickets

Miss Psychosis

i am he posted:

could've just said male

Miss Psychosis

Don't let your teenage boys be fooled! The male game of "Penis Swapping" is both dangerous and the scars do not win points with the ladies.

Pedantra

by Lowtax

i am he posted:

could've just said male

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treasure bear


welcome back

Gone Fashing

KEEP POSTIN
I'M STILL LAFFIN

i am he posted:

could've just said male

deep dish peat moss

I just have a ab

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GEExCEE


hey

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