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eternalname
Nov 25, 2014

I have a strange feeling...that people are having sex...and it's not with me


whats your reaction?

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Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Ban you

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
gently caress off to hell, OP

red state bait
Dec 9, 2006

Posts: 26,721
Rank: Ultra Patriot
wink and nod

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

eternalname posted:



whats your reaction?

Applaud David Cross for getting into character so well.

Testikles
Feb 22, 2009
I'd beat him to death not because he slapped my rear end but because he's dressed like a full service jack rear end.

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.
would immediately go home and log on, then log off just to spite him

Darf
Jun 6, 2011

You have quite a treasure there...

Testikles posted:

I'd beat him to death not because he slapped my rear end but because he's dressed like a full service jack rear end.

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
i'd frag him. i'd frag him good

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Poetic Justice posted:

i'd frag him. i'd frag him good

gross dude tmi

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

Testikles posted:

I'd beat him to death not because he slapped my rear end but because he's dressed like a full service jack rear end.

I wouldn't wear them myself, but I do think his shoes are neat. So my reaction would be a combination of confusion and thinking his shoes are neat.

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Mr.Pibbleton posted:

I wouldn't wear them myself, but I do think his shoes are neat. So my reaction would be a combination of confusion and thinking his shoes are neat.

yeah in tyool2015 let it never be said that its a bad idea to take a childrens product and just market it at adults with no changes other than the size of the product

poo poo works

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
is he a gamer girl?

Roargasm
Oct 21, 2010

Hate to sound sleazy
But tease me
I don't want it if it's that easy
:cb:

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

where can i get those kicks

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!
I'd ask him to explain gamergate and I would listen intently for a few moments until I realize I shouldn't care and wander off.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
id kiss him tenderly on the lips

bonestructure
Sep 25, 2008

by Ralp

Testikles posted:

I'd beat him to death not because he slapped my rear end but because he's dressed like a full service jack rear end.

Amos Moses
Oct 13, 2012

by Ralp
nice 4chan meme op.

Hows /pol/ going for u fagit

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Twitch
Apr 15, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
I would ask him his position on rape jokes. Then rape him lol.

Un-l337-Pork
Sep 9, 2001

Oooh yeah...


Those shoes looked pretty awesome, so I found how to make them on Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWZi71JkPAA

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

Un-l337-Pork posted:

Those shoes looked pretty awesome, so I found how to make them on Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWZi71JkPAA

thank you

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR
this is one of those things i only understand enough to be glad that i don't look into it enough to understand it more

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
tell him that I'm not interested in him in that way and we should just be friends

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost
A brutal, sexually confusing assault.

Roy
Sep 24, 2007
I'd give him a lengthy, animated over-zealous rant about internet drama which would inevitably end with me yelling angry slurs while half-crying.

I am Toni Lippi
Aug 16, 2004
I'd just feel bad for him.

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.
I'd grab him by his delicate wrists, pull him close to me and say "my lad, oh my lad, have you heard the good news about Bernie Sanders?"

Testikles
Feb 22, 2009

Cursed Lumberjack posted:

yeah in tyool2015 let it never be said that its a bad idea to take a childrens product and just market it at adults with no changes other than the size of the product

poo poo works

Nobody should wear those shoes past age 12.

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

if i'm being honest, confusion.

new phone who dis
May 24, 2007

by VideoGames
Morbid Hound
Dem shoes, though.

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

eternalname posted:



whats your reaction?

grab him by the waistband and pull him to the bedroom

or the kitchen whatever's closest really

Internetjack
Sep 15, 2007

oh god how did this get here i am not good with computers
Top Cop
WTF? Some queer weirdo just slapped my rear end.

Bowlcutbarricade
Dec 27, 2014

Cover his mouth and gently caress him in the rear end violently

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

so are mullets and rat tails back in now?

Bowlcutbarricade
Dec 27, 2014

opus111 posted:

so are mullets and rat tails back in now?

Only ironically

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot

Testikles posted:

Nobody should wear those shoes past age 12.

Looks like he just took regular shoes and put LED strips around them. You can even see the battery pack under the shoelaces.

Way to freak out about poo poo you don't understand.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
Slip a knife between his ribs, lean in and whisper, "Anita sends her regards."

Shasta Orange Soda
Apr 25, 2007

Cursed Lumberjack posted:

yeah in tyool2015 let it never be said that its a bad idea to take a childrens product and just market it at adults with no changes other than the size of the product

poo poo works

5 dozen comic book movies can't be wrong

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Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
whooaaaaa this guy looks wacky as heck

i don't know what i should expect from such a unique young man

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