Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

You are my one true friend. Your delicious, classy ways are second to none. I wouldn't dream of mixing you with water or anything else. I can get you for $10 a handle because you are so generous. Such is your power that spending time with you renders Quentin Tarantino movies entertaining. I love you, Bourbon.



Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com

Also unlike my GF, over the course of 10 years, Jim Beam took my job, my health, my money, my apartment, my relationship with friends and family, my youth, my self-respect and dignity, my hope, and put me in the hospital. Thanks for nuthin, Jimbo!

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost
Jim Beam is scrub-tier bourbon.

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW

Zeroisanumber posted:

Jim Beam is scrub-tier bourbon.



it's good for the price

basil haydens if you're willing to splash out

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
i'm taking a break from drinking until i take a solid poo poo though

skeletonotherkin
Sep 26, 2014

If your going to be cheap go with Evan WIlliams, Ancient Age 10 star, or Old Grand Dad. I'm not drinking anything Kid Rock indorses.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

skeletonotherkin posted:

Ancient Age 10 star

this was my jam before i murdered myself

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
I had a Manhattan today.
Bourbon is good.

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




I am currently in possession of a bottle of pappy vanwinkle 23 year that i got like 5 years ago when it was appropriately priced. It is now worth like 10x more than it should costs because its in demand and when i finish my bottle i will sell the empty for nearly 200 dollars so a sleezy bar can sell 30 dollar shots of canadian club to hipsters.

its not that much better than the woodford reserve imo.

facebook jihad
Dec 18, 2007

by R. Guyovich
I had some knob creek rye whiskey earlier today.

Not quite bourbon but still awesome.

A. Beaverhausen
Nov 11, 2008

by R. Guyovich

Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:

Also unlike my GF, over the course of 10 years, Jim Beam took my job, my health, my money, my apartment, my relationship with friends and family, my youth, my self-respect and dignity, my hope, and put me in the hospital. Thanks for nuthin, Jimbo!

Don't blame your inability to handle The Bean on The Bean. Shameful.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

A. Beaverhausen posted:

Don't blame your inability to handle The Bean on The Bean. Shameful.

you ever been to an aa meeting? the entire idea is to blame the liquor. its pathetic

Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com

Blue Train posted:

you ever been to an aa meeting? the entire idea is to blame the liquor. its pathetic

not as pathetic as your self-hatred, manifested outwardly by a hatred of all white people.

Doctor J Off
Dec 28, 2005

There Is

skeletonotherkin posted:

If your going to be cheap go with Evan WIlliams, Ancient Age 10 star, or Old Grand Dad. I'm not drinking anything Kid Rock indorses.

old grand dad is pro choice. a true, let's say robust drink, for real men.

another good choice for bourbon on the cheap is ezra brooks

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Blue Train posted:

you ever been to an aa meeting? the entire idea is to blame the liquor. its pathetic

Not as pathetic as going to AA though.

Geek USSR
Mar 24, 2011
Try working out for a natural high, op.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:

not as pathetic as your self-hatred, manifested outwardly by a hatred of all white people.

thats not how its manifested; thats just common sense

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Not as pathetic as going to AA though.

:agreed:

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
I had some 20 year-old Pappy Van Winkle recently. It was great, but not $60 great.

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

bourbon is my only friend

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Android Bicyclist posted:

I had some 20 year-old Pappy Van Winkle recently. It was great, but not $60 great.

its like this with a lot of drinks, im not a bourbon connoisseur so i cant tell the difference between 9.9/10 and 10/10 but if i pretend that i can tell the difference around other people then ive gotten my moneys worth

A. Beaverhausen
Nov 11, 2008

by R. Guyovich
I hate the taste of alchohol, so buying the expensive poo poo is never worth it when a $6 of Evan can get me crunk.

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




Android Bicyclist posted:

I had some 20 year-old Pappy Van Winkle recently. It was great, but not $60 great.

nothing on earth is worth that much per pour. bourbon needs like a decade to cool off again. nobody gave a poo poo about bourbon in the vodka crazed 90's/early 00's and production of batches maturing now was too low for current interest.

THE PENETRATOR
Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax

i dont like to water my liquor down... reported

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Basil haydens is no buffalo trace

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer
I like Buffalo Trace as well, I pick up a couple bottles whenever I'm in the States. Sucks Canada doesn't make any bourbon, its expensive as gently caress to buy imported US bourbon up here.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com
psyop, bringin' the funny!

A. Beaverhausen
Nov 11, 2008

by R. Guyovich

Charles Bukowski posted:

I like Buffalo Trace as well, I pick up a couple bottles whenever I'm in the States. Sucks Canada doesn't make any bourbon, its expensive as gently caress to buy imported US bourbon up here.

Canada does make a brown that was the most godawful thing I ever tasted.

E: Ah, Lord Calvert

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

psyopmonkey fucked around with this message at 01:38 on May 4, 2015

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine
ITT we are hipsters talking about bourbon.

lordoftheT
Feb 2, 2015

Check out this cool dog!
I enjoy caramel bourbochiatos

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Im gonna get a lot of mileage out of that last one.

:dance:

lordoftheT
Feb 2, 2015

Check out this cool dog!
You have some pretty strong opinions about Jim Bean.

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
asdf

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Jim beam is pretty loving horrid though

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

NotAnArtist posted:

Jim beam is pretty loving horrid though

Its very very bad.

Its a good way to tell if someone is a bitch or not.

Some shots of really lovely liquor will tell you about the discipline and stoicism of your compatriots.

Make a bitch face or moan about the taste; :getout:

Order a cheap shot to test them out. Then if they cut the mustard, start ordering the good stuff.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer

A. Beaverhausen posted:

Canada does make a brown that was the most godawful thing I ever tasted.

E: Ah, Lord Calvert

I've never seen or heard of this stuff. BC liquor store website says they don't carry it either.

  • Locked thread