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DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Charles Bukowski posted:

I've never seen or heard of this stuff. BC liquor store website says they don't carry it either.

I've never heard of it either however they sell Bulleitt so I'm good

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psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

NotAnArtist posted:

I've never heard of it either however they sell Bulleitt so I'm good

Bulleitt...

:argh:

loving hipsters.

The Whole Internet
May 26, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
I've tried jim beam and no, it is not good for the price. I think I've had better experiences with Evan Williams and Old Granddad, not that those are good either. Sadly you really do get what you pay for with bourbon.

Unless someone knows some magical awesome cheap bourbon I don't know about.

Fortunately there IS good cheap Cognac, which is close.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

psyopmonkey posted:

Its very very bad.

Its a good way to tell if someone is a bitch or not.

Some shots of really lovely liquor will tell you about the discipline and stoicism of your compatriots.

Make a bitch face or moan about the taste; :getout:

Order a cheap shot to test them out. Then if they cut the mustard, start ordering the good stuff.

I agree w/ this approach

etherealshaq
Mar 6, 2010

COME DOWN AND EAT CHICKEN WITH ME, BEAUTIFUL. IT'S SOOOOOOOOOO DARK
always remember to keep a handle of wild turkey 101 around

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer

NotAnArtist posted:

I've never heard of it either however they sell Bulleitt so I'm good

Sometimes I get Bulleit and sometimes I cheap out and grab Four Roses or something (Still like 26 bucks). Mostly I just sit patiently and wait for an excuse to spend the weekend in Washington so I can get that sweet Buffalo Trace.

etherealshaq posted:

always remember to keep a handle of wild turkey 101 around

If it was good about for Thompson it should be good enough for anybody.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

The Whole Internet posted:

I've tried jim beam and no, it is not good for the price. I think I've had better experiences with Evan Williams and Old Granddad, not that those are good either. Sadly you really do get what you pay for with bourbon.

Unless someone knows some magical awesome cheap bourbon I don't know about.

1) Purchase low grade alcohol
2) Purchase Britta Filter Pitcher
3) Run low grade alcohol through pitcher
3b) Use Erlehmeyer Flask, Kjeldahl Bulb, and Graham Condenser to further distill/heat filter liquor. A separate vacuum flask can be purchased for further filtration.
4) Lower alcohols temperature with dry ice
5) Filter again (Using either vacuum flask or britta filter)
6) Consume alcohol

This is how we made rot gut class 6 bottom shelf booze taste a little better.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Android Bicyclist posted:

I had a Manhattan today.
Bourbon is good.

you make a manhattan with rye nub

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer

psyopmonkey posted:

1) Purchase low grade alcohol
2) Purchase Britta Filter Pitcher
3) Run low grade alcohol through pitcher
3b) Use Erlehmeyer Flask, Kjeldahl Bulb, and Graham Condenser to further distill/heat filter liquor. A separate vacuum flask can be purchased for further filtration.
4) Lower alcohols temperature with dry ice
5) Filter again (Using either vacuum flask or britta filter)
6) Consume alcohol

This is how we made rot gut class 6 bottom shelf booze taste a little better.

Couldn't you spend another $5-$10 for a better liquor and save yourself the time, equipment and knowledge on how to do that? How long did that filtration process take you grunts to complete?

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Charles Bukowski posted:

Sometimes I get Bulleit and sometimes I cheap out and grab Four Roses or something (Still like 26 bucks). Mostly I just sit patiently and wait for an excuse to spend the weekend in Washington so I can get that sweet Buffalo Trace.

BT is like 40 a bottle which is acceptably within my budget though it pains me greatly to learn what the yahoos south of the border pay

Ramc
May 4, 2008

Bringing your thread to a screeching halt, guaranteed.

Buffalo Trace

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Charles Bukowski posted:

Couldn't you spend another $5-$10 for a better liquor and save yourself the time, equipment and knowledge on how to do that? How long did that filtration process take you grunts to complete?

Youre talking about a group of people that drank hard booze every single night.

The lab gear paid off.

Room temp filtration was a few minutes per pass. Cold Filter was a lot longer due to the added glycol.

Its like an 1hr long process usually. Plus, we could easily make high proof white lightning too. The monetary savings were pretty drat good too.

Never got caught either.

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

Real hurthling! posted:

nothing on earth is worth that much per pour. bourbon needs like a decade to cool off again. nobody gave a poo poo about bourbon in the vodka crazed 90's/early 00's and production of batches maturing now was too low for current interest.

The vodka craze had hip-hop moguls all pushing out their own label of garbage. Bourbon has Mila Kunis. Bourbon wins.

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax

The Whole Internet posted:

I've tried jim beam and no, it is not good for the price. I think I've had better experiences with Evan Williams and Old Granddad, not that those are good either. Sadly you really do get what you pay for with bourbon.


No you don't. The diminishing returns start kicking in at the $25-$30 mark. Spending more than that for a fifth is just a jerk off.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

WhyteRyce posted:

The vodka craze had hip-hop moguls all pushing out their own label of garbage. Bourbon has Mila Kunis. Bourbon wins.

Does she have her own make yet?

"Shut Up Meg Scotch"

"That 70s Whiskey"

"lovely role as a doctor in that Robin Williams movie Kentucky Bourbon"

"Caramel Machiato Sour Mash"

nnnotime
Sep 30, 2001

Hesitate, and you will be lost.
Here's a video where you have to make a deal with a guy named Burbon so you can acquire an AK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yri29r5oyEE

Mr. Burbon will also sing for you:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rI13-N8io50

Burbon also likes to fap when under pressure:
https://youtu.be/4d5yRGjUtAw?t=5s

"Quick! Hide in that corner and watch how uncle Bourbon do it"

Stevie Lee
Oct 8, 2007

NotAnArtist posted:

BT is like 40 a bottle which is acceptably within my budget though it pains me greatly to learn what the yahoos south of the border pay

Buffalo Trace should be around $23 for a 750. It's pretty hard to get right now as there's a shortage, though.

Old Forester Signature for the same price is just as good and readily available

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer

Stevie Lee posted:

Buffalo Trace should be around $23 for a 750. It's pretty hard to get right now as there's a shortage, though.

Old Forester Signature for the same price is just as good and readily available

But its $40 bucks for 750 ml as soon as you cross the border. British Columbia hates its citizens and wants them to be poor.

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Zeroisanumber posted:

Jim Beam is scrub-tier bourbon.



This is the best post itt

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer
Really? I figured my complaining would have won the best post.

roboshit
Apr 4, 2009

bourbon is for guys that gently caress their sisters

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer
No i think maybe you're thinking of king kobra.

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Stevie Lee posted:

Buffalo Trace should be around $23 for a 750. It's pretty hard to get right now as there's a shortage, though.

Old Forester Signature for the same price is just as good and readily available

LALALALALA I CANT HEAR YOU LALALALLALA

skeletonotherkin
Sep 26, 2014

Charles Bukowski posted:

No i think maybe you're thinking of king kobra.

I drink both, whats it to you?

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVntLd4Xqsk

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Charles Bukowski posted:

Couldn't you spend another $5-$10 for a better liquor and save yourself the time, equipment and knowledge on how to do that? How long did that filtration process take you grunts to complete?

Evidently, you are not in college.

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
When I was in college I just bought alcohol in bulk from Costco.

u fink u hard Percy
Sep 14, 2007

Dear bourbon: please be Scotch.

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

pappy is very overrated, their best bourbon is elmer t lee by far


Hobohemian posted:

When I was in college I just bought alcohol in bulk from Costco.

Kirkland signature bourbon is actually pretty good.

Prawned
Oct 25, 2010

Stevie Lee posted:

Buffalo Trace should be around $23 for a 750. It's pretty hard to get right now as there's a shortage, though.

Old Forester Signature for the same price is just as good and readily available

Buffalo Trace is yum but this explains why my local big liquor store hasn't had any for a while, how sad. We don't get a lot of different bourbon around these parts and the other couple I've tried were garbage so just gonna stick with scotch until THEY GET THEIR poo poo TOGETHER.

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!



eagle rare is the superior bourbon, though i am usually broke and therefore either buy evan williams or ancient age.

Xiahou Dun
Jul 16, 2009

We shall dive down through black abysses... and in that lair of the Deep Ones we shall dwell amidst wonder and glory forever.



What is wrong with you people.



(But I usually drink Evan Williams because poor.)

moron izzard
Nov 17, 2006

Grimey Drawer
i had a mint julep this weekend it was pretty good

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug
Bulleit makes a pretty drat good bourbon. It's barely a bourbon, though, they use the bare minimum percentage of corn in the mash and put in a fuckload of rye instead so it's like some sort of weird hybrid whiskey. poo poo's tasty, though. I miss when I could drop 30 bucks on a bottle.

The Whole Internet
May 26, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Daimo posted:

Dear bourbon: please be Scotch.

dear scotch: please taste the same but be $100 cheaper

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

The Whole Internet posted:

dear scotch: please taste the same but be $100 cheaper

But then how would I feel superior to poors?

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
all bourbon is aged in an oak barrel containing the body of a real kentucky colonel

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

Ugly In The Morning posted:

Bulleit makes a pretty drat good bourbon. It's barely a bourbon, though, they use the bare minimum percentage of corn in the mash and put in a fuckload of rye instead so it's like some sort of weird hybrid whiskey. poo poo's tasty, though. I miss when I could drop 30 bucks on a bottle.

Bulleit is like $24 and its smooth but otherwise flavorless.

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer

FogHelmut posted:

Bulleit is like $24 and its smooth but otherwise flavorless.

Not everyone lives where this is true. Treasure the fact that you do.

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Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




FogHelmut posted:

pappy is very overrated, their best bourbon is elmer t lee by far


both of them are made in the same distillery and are practically just buffalo trace with a different label

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