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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > Rant About Your Least Favorite Player In Football (Like Alex Smith)
 
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Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
 Great parm is keeping this lame loving gimmick

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Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
 If a butterfly flaps his wings in China...

I guess it doesn't matter what happens because whatever the result may be, it's infinitely more entertaining

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Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
 Wow Barney from HIMYM plays QB eh

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Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
 Yeah he's a massive tool but hes so drat good

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Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002

Ribsauce posted:

I wrote like 40 effort posts about it. It was insane. He quit on a team in a way almost no one ever has and the media PRAISED him for it. It was ridiculous. I have never seen anything like it. Media members were cheering him on!

I still don't understand how Carson Palmer got a pass for that. It was the most blatant "quitting on a team" I can think of in recent NFL history.

Lol uh Miami had a guy literally leave the game at half because he felt he wasn't getting the ball enough.

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Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
 Miami was rated worst overall by pff I believe.

We're an entirely different line with Albert. Please stay healthy

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Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002

Fenrir posted:

The weirdest part is I remember when the Dolphins OL was an impenetrable loving wall. It was only like 4-5 years ago. It was by and far the best part of your team.

Jake long was a highly coveted free agent who went to completely out of the league in 2 years. Linemen that play in Miami just disappear after 2-3 years of top level play. Vernon Carey, Samson satele, Jake long, Donald thomas looked like a stud for one year... Just no consistency.

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Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002

INSPECTAH DECK posted:

Seattle's offensive line was maybe a little below average last year, and they didn't really invest that much in their offensive line plus they got banged up so I don't think I'll read through that 8 million word post.

Every player in the league would have acted like that, several on the Seahawks did but didn't have a camera shoved at their face. That is the expected human reaction for any guy with an emotional investment in their team to such a situation: going from the joy of thinking you will win a Superbowl to the anguish of not winning the Superbowl. What you saw from New England a minute before that was the same.

Nah Sherman a bitch bro

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Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002

Zurreco posted:

Counterpoint:



Good lord. He looks like some cheap terminator. If this were the case john Connor would have been killed in 5 minutes.

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Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
 He's right though.

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Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
 Parm is the crazy uncle you warn your friend/gf about before getting there

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