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Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
she doesn't look sharp enough to be a role model for impressionable teen girls. she has the slowface

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An Ounce of Gold
Jul 13, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
I heard the guy that made this movie jerks off to a poster of The Crow every night.

Confirm/deny?

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

A misanthrope posted:

unless they radically change the characterization, joker can't work on a team and a team wouldn't work with joker because they'd be too scared he'd kill them all.

although i guess he was in the league of doom or whatever


*ring ring*

*answers*

hello? my genitals? you say you're leaving because i'm a huge loser and women won't touch you? ok thanks seeya.

Have ur genitals call mine and arrange a fight

ninotoreS
Aug 20, 2009

Thanks for the input, Jeff!

it's not so bad provided you're not metrosexual

i have my own barber-quality clipper and guards, i keep my hair close cropped and save money. don't have to use any product every morning and my hair is air-dry 20 minutes after my shower

some people might not have hair thick enough to pull off the look though, i guess

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

ninotoreS posted:

it's not so bad provided you're not metrosexual

i have my own barber-quality clipper and guards, i keep my hair close cropped and save money. don't have to use any product every morning and my hair is air-dry 20 minutes after my shower

some people might not have hair thick enough to pull off the look though, i guess

Nerd

ninotoreS
Aug 20, 2009

Thanks for the input, Jeff!
no i'm just poor


(but yes)

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Minimalist Program posted:

Have ur genitals call mine and arrange a fight

let's do this

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!

gannyGrabber posted:

Starting from top left.

Dies, dies, dies, betrays them (then dies), sex scene, gets to be in next batman movie, sex scene (dies during) ,dies.
crouching chick gets wounded or some poo poo I bet.

I can't wait for the "This Ain't Suicide Squad XXX" parody to come out, now.

All the names are ripe for porn parody. Amanda Baller, Captain Poonerang, Killer Cock, etc.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

lol cara delevigne will be paid by the kilo.

Rudoku
Jun 15, 2003

Damn I need a drink...


CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:

lol if you think comic book movies are anything but dogshit for kids

Nah it's for manchildren. They have money to burn.

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
Lots of talk about female cosplayers and nerdy white guys denying their fetish of loving super hero comic chicks.

That's why my girlfriend unironically owns a Silk Spectre costume. To make me happy God drat it!

This one:


Except she wears real boots and stockings and not that garbage fake latex poo poo.

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe
and weighs 160+

Obligatory Handle
Feb 27, 2004

by Lowtax

rezatahs posted:

and weighs 360+

Big McHuge
Feb 5, 2014

You wait for the war to happen like vultures.
If you want to help, prevent the war.
Don't save the remnants.

Save them all.
Honestly if you just put a Caterpillar sticker on her rear end she'd fit right in at a construction site.

Saint Drogo
Dec 26, 2011

rezatahs posted:

and weighs 160+
and fucks your roommate

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW

Saint Drogo posted:

and fucks your roommate

don't dude he'll beat his roommate to death with a shovel

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Nefarious posted:

don't dude he'll beat his roommate to death with a shovel

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

The Taint Reaper posted:

She looks like that vdieogame cheerleader who kills zombies

that's exactly what my gf said

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

probably would even with the makeup

but only if they called me mistah jay during

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

mind the walrus posted:

The greatest tragedy about chicks in skimpy outfits in superhero movies at this point isn't about how it hurts women or little girls--although it does that too-- it's how hard teenage boys and manchildren will dig in their heels to deny that it has anything to do with sexual fetishism even though there are women like these:







http://i.imgur.com/RQbuAmL.png-- a shade more :NSFW: than the others











Who are unironically able to make money-- some of them actually make a full-time living--by putting these outfits on, going to conventions and/or taking pictures (and having awesome sex with guys way hotter than you).

dont stop i'm almost there

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Maybe those chicks just wanna wear cute stuff and it has nothing to do with sexualizing comic books?

Oh wait, no, everything revolves around what guys like.

:toot:

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
best superhero movie to this day is sitll kick rear end 1

this white chick is hot but other than that I h aven o idea whats going on

later comic book nerds

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald

psyopmonkey posted:

Maybe those chicks just wanna wear cute stuff and it has nothing to do with sexualizing comic books?

Oh wait, no, everything revolves around what guys like.

:toot:

I think the problem is why do you think its some problem in the first place? so what, girls wanna be sexy guys wanna be sexy everybody wants to have sex like everybody wants to poo poo and eat food.

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

psyopmonkey posted:

Maybe those chicks just wanna wear cute stuff and it has nothing to do with sexualizing comic books?

Oh wait, no, everything revolves around what guys like.

:toot:

some men even like wearing cute stuff. they like it so much, in fact, that they're willing to go some...rather gruesome extremes...

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
this movie looks dumb. also margot robbie wants to gently caress will smith

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Horniest Manticore posted:

some men even like wearing cute stuff. they like it so much, in fact, that they're willing to go some...rather gruesome extremes...

Oh you!

:allears:

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
im batman

Saint Drogo
Dec 26, 2011

god this looks lovely. Nothing striking or creative, just show max amount of skin because skintight bodysuits aren't sexy enough or something. And everyone else is in dusty grey-brown. This looks like a loving fun movie. :thumbsup:

psyopmonkey posted:

Maybe those chicks just wanna wear cute stuff and it has nothing to do with sexualizing comic books?

Oh wait, no, everything revolves around what guys like.

:toot:
'maybe it's not all about dicks' is always worth pointing out.

but people might listen better next time if you do it without trying to claim that this





is in no way sexualized you guys.

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
Hey nerds, which super hero had the hottest villains?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Some people like to play dress up. Some people like to see people play dress up. Some people like to play dress up together. Some people find the idea or act of dressing up to be fun in a sexual manner. As long as they are consenting adults, who cares? :shrug:

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.

VendaGoat posted:

As long as they are consenting adults, who cares? :shrug:

tumblr

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

HeeeyOoooooooooo

Smellbound
Sep 26, 2000
gently caress this movie its all about the xman twink fest

but harley is always hot tbh

.random
May 7, 2007


Huh! Just noticed that she is en pointe.


That is all, proceed.

bonestructure
Sep 25, 2008

by Ralp

.random posted:

Huh! Just noticed that she is en pointe.


That is all, proceed.

I was impressed by that at first, but I think she's just wearing ballet boots (still pretty impressive to be able to walk in those things, though, much less prance around with a big prop hammer.)

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

:iceburn:

BottledBodhisvata
Jul 26, 2013

by Lowtax

Saint Drogo posted:

god this looks lovely. Nothing striking or creative, just show max amount of skin because skintight bodysuits aren't sexy enough or something. And everyone else is in dusty grey-brown. This looks like a loving fun movie. :thumbsup:

'maybe it's not all about dicks' is always worth pointing out.

but people might listen better next time if you do it without trying to claim that this





is in no way sexualized you guys.

Man, feminists sure like to tell women how they should dress.

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax

Windows 98 posted:

Lots of talk about female cosplayers and nerdy white guys denying their fetish of loving super hero comic chicks.

That's why my girlfriend unironically owns a Silk Spectre costume. To make me happy God drat it!

This one:


Except she wears real boots and stockings and not that garbage fake latex poo poo.

My GF dresses up as a comic book character for Halloween every year. She's done Catwoman, Wonder Woman, Zatanna, and The Baroness. She's also really hot and plays video games and is a model. She doesn't live in Canada though, she lives with me and sleeps in my bed. Deal with it. :dukedog:

Phoon
Apr 23, 2010

i know comics pretty good (marvel better than dc tbh, but ive read some suicide squad) and i have no idea from looking at that picture who most of them are supposed to be

e: i recognise harley, katana and deadshot (terrible deadshot costume), and the guy on the right is presumably killer croc (but seems way too small). who is the dude in the middle all the ladies are all over? is it just some dude?

Phoon fucked around with this message at 20:13 on May 4, 2015

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Kabuki Shipoopi
Jun 22, 2007

If I fall, you don't get the head, right? If you lose the head, you're fucked!

BottledBodhisvata posted:

Man, feminists sure like to tell women how they should dress.

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