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. Uhhh y ya aint baang tha crazy k girl tho?;?;
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Profondo Rosso posted:. Uhhh y ya aint baang tha crazy k girl tho?;?; ???????????
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May 5, 2015 05:18
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one of my room mates chopped a bathroom door down with a fireaxe dressed as jason while a girl was taking a piss in there during a halloween party thats all i got
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May 5, 2015 05:31
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fecal lasagna.
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May 5, 2015 05:46
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Philthy posted:one of my room mates chopped a bathroom door down with a fireaxe dressed as jason while a girl was taking a piss in there during a halloween party he was dedicated to the role
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May 5, 2015 06:13
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My roommate hasn't done one load of laundry in almost 4 months
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May 5, 2015 06:29
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Demon Of The Fall posted:My roommate hasn't done one load of laundry in almost 4 months I had a guy in college who was unfamiliar with the concept you actually needed to do laundry this came out after months of trying to figure out where the smell was coming from
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May 5, 2015 06:31
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my current roommate is very nice and normal and we get along well. 
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May 5, 2015 06:32
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op looked boring as hell, didn't read but 'korean girl' jumped out. has he smashed her yet or is he super mad and made a thread about how she won't do it?
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May 5, 2015 06:36
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opus111 posted:op looked boring as hell, didn't read but 'korean girl' jumped out. has he smashed her yet or is he super mad and made a thread about how she won't do it? guess
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May 5, 2015 06:38
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lmao, just neg her op, ask how her parents in china are doing or something. you'll be in the tuna in no time.
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May 5, 2015 06:39
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2/3rds of asian people are into butt stuff OP, makes you think.
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May 5, 2015 06:45
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i guess loving her may have been kinda cool. if i could've established a sexual rapport with her i'm sure everything would've worked out fine and dandy
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Fuckabees posted:2/3rds of asian people are into butt stuff OP, makes you think. truly the wisest race
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May 5, 2015 06:47
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Yeah a cute Korean girl living with you and massaging your feet, that sounds awful. NOT!! 
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an skeleton posted:i guess loving her may have been kinda cool. if i could've established a sexual rapport with her i'm sure everything would've worked out fine and dandy she would have sperm jacked you and you would have been in asian midget pussy for the rest of your life
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May 5, 2015 15:19
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i had a prostitute for a roommate once, but other than that i am always the bad roommate 
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May 5, 2015 15:24
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true story my roommate in my freshman year at uni was gay and he would bring his boyfriend to the dorm and gently caress him while i was trying to sleep on the bunk above one time his bf was so drunk he tried to have sex with me it was a very traumatizing year
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May 5, 2015 15:41
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I wouldn't care at all if my roommate used my milk as long as it wasn't an ongoing thing where I was the only one buying groceries or something. Unwind, goons.
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May 5, 2015 16:09
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In my years of having roommates, I noticed a common theme. NO one likes doing dishes. Even when there was a dish washer, the dishes were never done. All of my roommates were great, I got along with them all. The only problem roommate I had was my boyfriend at the time. He never did the dishes, helped himself to roommates groceries, too lazy to find a job, unbearable company. Just one of those people you couldn't bring up concerns to, there is always an elaborate reason why it wasn't done. My god will you get a detailed story why. My ears are still bleeding to this day.
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May 5, 2015 16:10
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I've had three roommates. First one would poo poo his shorts, leave them in the bathroom, and only pick them up when I would yell at him about it. He also had loud phone sex and would baby talk his girlfriend for hours on the phone. I eventually changed rooms. Second would have Skype sex and constantly check to see if I was looking because our beds were pretty close and I was always afraid he'd think I was. He was kind of crazy but it somewhat benefited me because if people next door or in the hall were being loud he'd lose his poo poo and threaten them if they didn't quit "disrespecting us". He moved out while I was in class one day without telling me why which was kind of weird but Halo: Reach released that same day so it was pretty cool. I don't think it was my fault because I was somewhat overly concerned with being the perfect roommate. Third was a friend with benefits which was great until we "broke up" and I had to sleep on the floor because I couldn't afford a bed.
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bagmonkey posted:I live with a couple who originally started out living here as roommates. One was my best friend since high school, but now they are some gross weird level of anti-social and anti-fun. Basically in short don't live with a couple unless you're ready to live with a super lovely version of your parents Yeah, my friends are in the same boat right now. Despite having a room of their own the couple is constantly in the living room cuddling, making out, and basically dry humping, so now nobody goes down there or hangs out with them. The guy is one of our best friends from high school, but we don't like his girlfriend at all because she just wastes everyone's drat time with what she thinks is manipulation, but is actually just being a petty irritant. She broke up with her last boyfriend by not speaking with him for months and loving other guys which would actually be kinda funny, so long as my friend didn't hear this and immediately think "ah yes, she's the one". As i've watched the situation progress basically the conclusion i've come to is don't houseshare when there's even one person of the opposite gender
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May 5, 2015 16:52
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all of my roommates have died under mysterious circumstances op
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May 5, 2015 17:23
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my SO is like a roommate only I'm not allowed to say poo poo when she yells at me about wiping up a bit of tomato sauce with a kitchen towel that hangs on the oven. it's like wtf am I supposed to use to clean it up then??
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May 5, 2015 17:39
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Libelous Slander posted:all of my roommates have died under mysterious circumstances op Coincidence! I love roommate threads because it helps me justify the extra $500/month I spend to live alone. I would never have another person in my house even if they paid the whole rent. Not worth it.
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May 5, 2015 18:20
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Shoulda hosed the Korean chick.
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May 5, 2015 18:29
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My roommate was Goku and he was surprisingly respectful in regards to not eating the food I bought.
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May 5, 2015 19:00
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Korean chick was obsessed with where you were because she thought you were her waifu missed opportunity to gently caress her
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May 5, 2015 19:20
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Jastiger posted:You need to follow Jastigers three cardinal rules of room mates. After being in the military I have sworn off roommates of any and all kinds unless:
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I've had my share of bad roommates. This is one of those stories. When I got out of rehab I was in a new, unfamiliar city. I found a small house to rent behind the cafe where I was working. I didn't know anyone else so I asked a couple of guys I knew from rehab to split the rent with me. We all went through the same program and for the most part we were all well hinged. Well as time goes each of us start to crack. One guy who was living in the basement started smashing cases of beer every single day. Never had food to eat but he was good for a beer. Later on he started adopting this whole "party bro" mentality. Every time he entered the room he had to be the fun, upbeat, high energy guy that made stuff happen. Outside of the house he was incredibly shy and insecure but was always the first one to say how much more awesome things would be if a few women were around. As if we were supposed to supply him with these. The other guy started smoking weed again. Every day first thing he would do is get us all to smoke a blunt with him. It made him lazy and he would leave his mess all over the house. Including his clothes, dishes, and garbage. He did however buy the first couch we had for the house. He went totally nuts if you ate or spilled anything on it. One day the guy bought a big 24" TV and played xbox every single day after work. If you were using it when he wanted to play a game he'd tell you to piss off and come back later. Me? I had very few possessions, mostly just cookware. Everyone enjoyed abusing the fact that I had so much hardware for the kitchen. I could never just go in there and cook something. I had to clean everything first. At first I kept a lot of food in the house because I enjoyed cooking. After months of having things disappear and no one replacing any thing. I just started eating at the cafe where I worked. I had the keys so I would go in at all hours, with my bosses permission, and eat whatever I could make. There was free internet there as well and as time went on I started hanging out there after hours more than I hung out at home. Soon, I stopped buying groceries. As my basement roommate dove further into his new found alcoholism and smoked more and more weed with my other roommate. They began to bond and share harsh opinions about me. I was the 'uptight' one who constantly nagged everyone to clean up after themselves. I could never just let anyone have fun. I turned into the "downer". My roomie with the big screen TV got a girl friend and within two weeks they were moving in together. This caused a lot of resentment with the subterranean roommate. The big screen TV and the couch gone we made things work the best we could but things took a turn one night. After having spent all of his money on weed and beer, having none for food. My roomie, moved in upstairs by this time, demanded that I go to the cafe and get him some food. He knew that I had been spending time over there and wanted in. I refused and went to bed but that wasn't the end of it. He came into my room while I was passed out, took the keys and went in. Not knowing the code for the security alarm cut his visit short and I woke up to a phone call from my boss. Long story, my boss agreed not to press charges if he moved out and went far away. So he did and as a result I had to move as well because I couldn't afford the place on my own. Wish that I could say I learned my lesson but I got into the same situation agin with my next roommate.
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I once got in a big fight with my room mate and it ruined our friendship. However now that I have grown up and can reflect on the situation, I think we were both being selfish and unreasonable. well, thats it
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May 5, 2015 21:37
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Jastiger posted:You need to follow Jastigers three cardinal rules of room mates. After being in the military I have sworn off roommates of any and all kinds unless: So how often do you get that dream child you gently caress who doesn't complain? And how often do you "get rid of" those raped kids who do?
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May 5, 2015 21:52
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Traveling Salesman posted:I've had my share of bad roommates. This is one of those stories.
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May 5, 2015 22:19
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No one accused ya'll of reading comprehension skills.
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Yesterday I was making chili and couldn't find the can opener. I texted my room mate after like half an hour of searching and he said it was in the bathroom drawer, becuase he used it to open a shower beer, and then while cleaning the bathroom decided the best place for it was the drawer.  That's my story, God bless.
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Jastiger posted:No one accused ya'll of reading comprehension skills. drunkelberger posted:24 inch tv isn't really a big screen man, mines 36 and I feel like it's tiny To be fair, we only sat about three and a half feet from the thing and this was almost four years ago. Present day I own a TV larger than that but at the time it was the largest TV that I had access to. Ghaz posted:I once got in a big fight with my room mate and it ruined our friendship. However now that I have grown up and can reflect on the situation, I think we were both being selfish and unreasonable. well, thats it Hey man, or maybe you were right and they were being a close minded, self righteous rear end in a top hat. But it's whatev's.
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I once had to take away a large knife from a not-quite roommate (he was more of a constant couch warmer that had his own place a few miles away) because he was all drugged up and was going on about how he "liked the way it felt on his skin." Another instance of his drugged up times include his going into the bathroom for a while, shaving his pubes, and coming back out with a crotch somewhat bloody and wearing only what I can call a diaper made of saran wrap.
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SHOTGUN REGULAR posted:my SO is like a roommate only I'm not allowed to say poo poo when she yells at me about wiping up a bit of tomato sauce with a kitchen towel that hangs on the oven. it's like wtf am I supposed to use to clean it up then?? a wet sponge or a wad of napkins/tp stolen from taco bell. the towel is there to dry it, and maybe to remove hot food from the oven.
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:after years of not really giving a crap about if people use up milk or spices or minor consumable poo poo like lightbulbs because honestly who cares, I've learned that the only way to head off some socially stunted retard interpreting that as meaning i'm their bitch and all of my stuff belongs to them by right of conquest is to enforce a zero tolerance touch my poo poo and you're evicted policy right off the bat It's actually the chick who is the worst offender. She has my ex-best-friend pretty much 100% whipped and doesn't do much around here. She will sweep once and a while, walks the dog too, but that's about it. Thing is, she is incredibly petty like that, so maybe she's just That Guy With A Vagina Instead. I could go on and on but I'm going to get drunk instead thanks bye!
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One time I was drunk as h*ck and put on my roommates oven mitt to open the stove then grabbed the 400 degree pan with the un-gloved hand. gently caress roommates
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