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Lindy Hopscotch
Mar 30, 2010

You know the story about the scorpion and the frog?
it feels gross and its super rude of them to do that

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noELrunes
Jan 23, 2004

Bah gawd he had a family!

Ryan Gooseling posted:

it feels gross and its super rude of them to do that

They sneeze because they're allergic to u

Lindy Hopscotch
Mar 30, 2010

You know the story about the scorpion and the frog?
i did not expect to get ownd so fast thanks somethingawful dotcom forums

Lindy Hopscotch
Mar 30, 2010

You know the story about the scorpion and the frog?


cats are also super rude and gross lookit that

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
yeah a few times a day, he's a pug so his shits all hosed up and he sneezes all the drat time. dude gets right up in your face sniffin at you and then BLAMMO dog boogers all over the face. its def a little rude but imo its not malicious he's just extremely dumb

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW









Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006
yeah, sometimes when she's annoyed she sneezes and sometimes she just neds to sneeze. dogs often sneeze when they're annoyed btw

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
my dog just scoots around the carpet all day pretending hes sitting on a skateboard or something i guess

to0terfish
Apr 4, 2015

Pork Pro

gary oldmans diary posted:

my dog just scoots around the carpet all day pretending hes sitting on a skateboard or something i guess

If by scoot you mean grinding its o-ring on your carpet, it might have worms.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
has your dog ever cum in your mouth? i hate it when they do that! yucky!

fordham
Oct 5, 2002

Your argument is invalid.
Exciting Lemon

Dyna Soar posted:

yeah, sometimes when she's annoyed she sneezes and sometimes she just neds to sneeze. dogs often sneeze when they're annoyed btw

I have 2 pugs and one of them starts sneezing a ton when it's close to meal time and I'm not feeding him yet.

You get used to the idea that every day your inhale/eat a little more pug snarf.

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

fordham posted:

I have 2 pugs

sup pug bud :hfive:

Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006
i hope you don't let them breed. pugs are a very sickly dog breed.

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May 27, 2004



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Im_drunk posted:

If by scoot you mean grinding its o-ring on your carpet, it might have worms.

probably needs its rear end glands "expressed" hth.

expressed: push the black gunk that builds up in its butt and makes it itchy

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

fyodor posted:

probably needs its rear end glands "expressed" hth.

expressed: push the black gunk that builds up in its butt and makes it itchy

Punished Chuck
Dec 27, 2010

Sometimes if she's not facing me when she has to sneeze she'll turn her head towards me just in time. I can't believe how hard I get owned by this lowly beast.

odincode
Aug 12, 2010

People know what they do; frequently they know why they do what they do; but what they don't know is what what they do does.

fyodor posted:

probably needs its rear end glands "expressed" hth.

expressed: push the black gunk that builds up in its butt and makes it itchy

yes, this. don't be selfish dick, express your dog's anal glands or they'll be in constant discomfort.

also, OP my dog sneezes on me every morning. when i'm going to feed her she gets so excited she sneezes one to three around my feet as I'm opening the door.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
I hit my dog in the nose to induce sneezing, also pick his hinds leg up and make him walk around like a wheelbarrow. Another good thing to do with your pet if you have a cat (I don't because I'm allergic to cats), is pick them up by their tail and swing them around in circles. HTH

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

Dyna Soar posted:

i hope you don't let them breed. pugs are a very sickly dog breed.

never. breeding your pets in general is lovely because this dumb planet is infested with the beasts but pugs in particular are completely hosed. i do a lot of volunteer work with pug adoption and rescue and they're all hideous mangled creatures

David Pratt
Apr 21, 2001
Pugs are genetically hosed if you own one you are a monster

Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006

David Pratt posted:

Pugs are genetically hosed if you own one you own a monster

son gay. so what
Mar 13, 2011
I sneeze on my dog cuz he's MY bitch


All u beta fags need to be like me

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

son gay. so what posted:

I sneeze on my dog cuz he's MY bitch


All u beta fags need to be like me

Same

noELrunes
Jan 23, 2004

Bah gawd he had a family!

son gay. so what posted:

I sneeze on my dog cuz he's MY bitch


All u beta fags need to be like me

:agreed:

Need more alpha dogs.

Lindy Hopscotch
Mar 30, 2010

You know the story about the scorpion and the frog?

Dyna Soar posted:

i hope you don't let them breed. pugs are a very sickly dog breed.

quoting for truth its pretty much animnal abuse that pugs even exist as they feel pain every livign second of their life or so tumblr told me

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

Ryan Gooseling posted:

quoting for truth its pretty much animnal abuse that pugs even exist as they feel pain every livign second of their life or so tumblr told me

some of them basically do its pretty hosed and i feel bad for the weird lil guys :(

bonestructure
Sep 25, 2008

by Ralp

WeaponGradeSadness posted:

Sometimes if she's not facing me when she has to sneeze she'll turn her head towards me just in time. I can't believe how hard I get owned by this lowly beast.

same :ohdear:

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home
all i want is a dog to sneeze in my face its all i think about

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Im_drunk posted:

If by scoot you mean grinding its o-ring on your carpet, it might have worms.
dont disparage the dignity of my dogs anus

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005

gary oldmans diary posted:

my dog just scoots around the carpet all day pretending hes sitting on a skateboard or something i guess

you gotta stick ur finger up in there and give them an anal massage

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



agreed op. dogs have poor manners

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
dogs have extremely cool and cute eyelashes, tiny lil things, very cool.
if your dog is cool it will let you gently touch the cool lashes.
they feel awesome

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coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

dogs are enthusiastic but inconsiderate

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