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it feels gross and its super rude of them to do that
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# ? May 4, 2015 14:22 |
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Ryan Gooseling posted:it feels gross and its super rude of them to do that They sneeze because they're allergic to u
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# ? May 4, 2015 14:24 |
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i did not expect to get ownd so fast thanks somethingawful dotcom forums
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# ? May 4, 2015 14:27 |
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cats are also super rude and gross lookit that
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# ? May 4, 2015 14:35 |
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yeah a few times a day, he's a pug so his shits all hosed up and he sneezes all the drat time. dude gets right up in your face sniffin at you and then BLAMMO dog boogers all over the face. its def a little rude but imo its not malicious he's just extremely dumb
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# ? May 4, 2015 14:47 |
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# ? May 4, 2015 14:49 |
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yeah, sometimes when she's annoyed she sneezes and sometimes she just neds to sneeze. dogs often sneeze when they're annoyed btw
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# ? May 4, 2015 15:02 |
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my dog just scoots around the carpet all day pretending hes sitting on a skateboard or something i guess
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# ? May 4, 2015 15:12 |
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gary oldmans diary posted:my dog just scoots around the carpet all day pretending hes sitting on a skateboard or something i guess If by scoot you mean grinding its o-ring on your carpet, it might have worms.
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# ? May 4, 2015 15:20 |
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has your dog ever cum in your mouth? i hate it when they do that! yucky!
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# ? May 4, 2015 15:28 |
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Dyna Soar posted:yeah, sometimes when she's annoyed she sneezes and sometimes she just neds to sneeze. dogs often sneeze when they're annoyed btw I have 2 pugs and one of them starts sneezing a ton when it's close to meal time and I'm not feeding him yet. You get used to the idea that every day your inhale/eat a little more pug snarf.
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# ? May 4, 2015 15:30 |
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fordham posted:I have 2 pugs sup pug bud
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# ? May 4, 2015 15:41 |
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i hope you don't let them breed. pugs are a very sickly dog breed.
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# ? May 4, 2015 15:55 |
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Im_drunk posted:If by scoot you mean grinding its o-ring on your carpet, it might have worms. probably needs its rear end glands "expressed" hth. expressed: push the black gunk that builds up in its butt and makes it itchy
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# ? May 4, 2015 15:56 |
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fyodor posted:probably needs its rear end glands "expressed" hth.
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# ? May 4, 2015 16:00 |
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Sometimes if she's not facing me when she has to sneeze she'll turn her head towards me just in time. I can't believe how hard I get owned by this lowly beast.
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# ? May 4, 2015 16:00 |
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fyodor posted:probably needs its rear end glands "expressed" hth. yes, this. don't be selfish dick, express your dog's anal glands or they'll be in constant discomfort. also, OP my dog sneezes on me every morning. when i'm going to feed her she gets so excited she sneezes one to three around my feet as I'm opening the door.
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# ? May 4, 2015 16:59 |
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I hit my dog in the nose to induce sneezing, also pick his hinds leg up and make him walk around like a wheelbarrow. Another good thing to do with your pet if you have a cat (I don't because I'm allergic to cats), is pick them up by their tail and swing them around in circles. HTH
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# ? May 4, 2015 17:14 |
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Dyna Soar posted:i hope you don't let them breed. pugs are a very sickly dog breed. never. breeding your pets in general is lovely because this dumb planet is infested with the beasts but pugs in particular are completely hosed. i do a lot of volunteer work with pug adoption and rescue and they're all hideous mangled creatures
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# ? May 4, 2015 17:16 |
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Pugs are genetically hosed if you own one you are a monster
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# ? May 4, 2015 17:25 |
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David Pratt posted:Pugs are genetically hosed if you own one you own a monster
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# ? May 4, 2015 17:25 |
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I sneeze on my dog cuz he's MY bitch All u beta fags need to be like me
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# ? May 4, 2015 17:31 |
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son gay. so what posted:I sneeze on my dog cuz he's MY bitch Same
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# ? May 4, 2015 17:50 |
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son gay. so what posted:I sneeze on my dog cuz he's MY bitch Need more alpha dogs.
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# ? May 4, 2015 19:09 |
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Dyna Soar posted:i hope you don't let them breed. pugs are a very sickly dog breed. quoting for truth its pretty much animnal abuse that pugs even exist as they feel pain every livign second of their life or so tumblr told me
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# ? May 4, 2015 19:13 |
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Ryan Gooseling posted:quoting for truth its pretty much animnal abuse that pugs even exist as they feel pain every livign second of their life or so tumblr told me some of them basically do its pretty hosed and i feel bad for the weird lil guys
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# ? May 4, 2015 19:31 |
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WeaponGradeSadness posted:Sometimes if she's not facing me when she has to sneeze she'll turn her head towards me just in time. I can't believe how hard I get owned by this lowly beast. same
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# ? May 4, 2015 19:57 |
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all i want is a dog to sneeze in my face its all i think about
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# ? May 4, 2015 20:21 |
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Im_drunk posted:If by scoot you mean grinding its o-ring on your carpet, it might have worms.
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# ? May 4, 2015 21:46 |
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gary oldmans diary posted:my dog just scoots around the carpet all day pretending hes sitting on a skateboard or something i guess you gotta stick ur finger up in there and give them an anal massage
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# ? May 4, 2015 21:50 |
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agreed op. dogs have poor manners
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# ? May 5, 2015 02:18 |
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# ? May 5, 2015 02:31 |
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dogs have extremely cool and cute eyelashes, tiny lil things, very cool. if your dog is cool it will let you gently touch the cool lashes. they feel awesome
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dogs are enthusiastic but inconsiderate
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