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gannyGrabber posted:Actually sounds like a good, fun person to work with OP. Maybe you're just a hateful shitlord..??? die pwnyXpress posted:disco is good stuff and easy to dance to and beatmix also die Ignatius M. Meen posted:figured this would be someone who cannot stop pestering you or keeps loving up poo poo you both work on the same exact way or something, not just someone whose tastes are terrible. surely you can just avoid this person like the plague and pretend they don't exist? cubicle next to mine Airstream Driver posted:Tell her that all of those things annoy you and ask her to stop. Suggest new phrases for her. I think you're attracted to her deep down. i have told her several times "you have the worst tastes of anyone i have ever met" but she seems to think i'm joking??? a misanthrope fucked around with this message at 10:58 on May 5, 2015 |
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what car do they drive? post a picture
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Alan Smithee posted:have you thought about not working in the cesspool that is journalism? every day of my miserable life
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seems like a pretty cool lady
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Your coworker sounds like an unfunny version of Pam from Archer
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i can feel the sexual tension in every post
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A misanthrope posted:i have told her several times "you have the worst tastes of anyone i have ever met" but she seems to think i'm joking??? No she thinks you were being honest but she was just laughing because she likes you and it helps her get through her lovely day to think maybe you don't look at her like human garbage despite the fact that she's doing the best she can and irregardless will never be an acceptable person to you.
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Tim Allen and Austin Powers things should be coming out of her mouth if she's 45. It's from her generation for fucks sake i have no idea what amaze-balls is though.
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mdm posted:Your coworker sounds like an unfunny version of Pam from Archer yeah that's about right she isn't a gifted comedian, guys. this is some really annoying poo poo. also, she hates ghostbusters. i try not to judge people for their tastes in entertainment because who gives a gently caress? but when every single opinion you have is 100% terrible...
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Sheep-Goats posted:No she thinks you were being honest but she was just laughing because she likes you and it helps her get through her lovely day to think maybe you don't look at her like human garbage despite the fact that she's doing the best she can and irregardless will never be an acceptable person to you. boo hoo Jimbo Jaggins posted:i can feel the sexual tension in every post you caught me. we're actually getting married in june! yayyy! a misanthrope fucked around with this message at 11:08 on May 5, 2015 |
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A misanthrope posted:boo hoo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkFQoCGSEEI
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lol
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the best thing about threads like these is when postesrs go 'sounds like a really nice lady!' etc. when you know they actually can't stand the thought of her but want to appear cool and chill in front of gbs goons.
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Prank her.
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opus111 posted:the best thing about threads like these is when postesrs go 'sounds like a really nice lady!' etc. when you know they actually can't stand the thought of her but want to appear cool and chill in front of gbs goons. exactly Say Nothing posted:Prank her.
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sounds like a really nice lady
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A misanthrope posted:Phrases she uses every day: she sounds cool op way better than the guy who leaves zionist literature around my office lol
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I thought you were overreacting until you mentioned that she doesn't like Ghostbusters. There's no excuse for that.
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bonvivant posted:the guy who leaves zionist literature around my office lol do you know who it is? tell us more
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Glaucus atlanticus posted:I thought you were overreacting until you mentioned that she doesn't like Ghostbusters. There's no excuse for that. see??? this woman isn't human!
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A misanthrope posted:do you know who it is? tell us more an old baptist dude. get me out of the south or flush my carcass down a toilet lol
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bonvivant posted:an old baptist dude. get me out of the south or flush my carcass down a toilet lol when he looks at you, pretend to talk into a hidden earpiece. greet him with "shalom" every day
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I was in a section of an office with four cubicles. The other three cubicles were filled with 40-60 yr old women. One of them played "Red Solo Cup" aloud every other day and the others would laugh and snort like it was the funniest thing ever. This went on for two years. Eventually I killed myself in front of them and I am posting this from gay heaven/straight hell.
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hm, this is a difficult case alright. maybe you could plant an ied in your cubicle and spin the wheel on when it blows up. worst case, you kill yourself which you were thinking of doing anyway; best case you get a new cubicle space far away from her. e: oh yeah real best case is she for some reason gets too close and is blown up with your cubicle
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Obligatory Handle posted:I was in a section of an office with four cubicles. The other three cubicles were filled with 40-60 yr old women. One of them played "Red Solo Cup" aloud every other day and the others would laugh and snort like it was the funniest thing ever. This went on for two years. Eventually I killed myself in front of them and I am posting this from gay heaven/straight hell. Ignatius M. Meen posted:hm, this is a difficult case alright. maybe you could plant an ied in your cubicle and spin the wheel on when it blows up. worst case, you kill yourself which you were thinking of doing anyway; best case you get a new cubicle space far away from her. I think I'm starting to see what I need to do here: Kill myself in front of her in the most horrific way possible while making it clear she drove me to do it. Maybe scream "NO MORE DISCO!" before committing seppuku with the cake knife we keep in the breakroom for when people have birthdays.
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Does your coworker insert the following into every situation? Im gay Something something caramel macchiato
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tater_salad posted:Does your coworker insert the following into every situation? Oh poo poo that's a really good point. I've surrounded myself with idiots irl and online. I'm doing this to myself.
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Kill her then yourself
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opus111 posted:"Home-skillet"? wtf is that about? It's about famlee home slice.
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just answer every catchphrase and joke with "heh. same"
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A misanthrope posted:no she's like 45 would
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I'm into this as well
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what IT would really be needed in a dick sucking factory? i mean theres dick and theres sucking with occasional minding of the stepchildren i assume. seems pretty straightforward...
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I don't miss my coworker who was just the quietest little gently caress up Ive ever seen. He's on his 3rd Asian* wife who he speaks at like a baby when he's on the phone with her. He got corrected one time at work over something and has been a panicy little poo poo ever since, even tried to start offloading anything touchy on me until I put my foot down on that, just so he wouldn't get a talking to again. Bitches at me about things I have no control over and doesn't like it when I either don't care or tell him we have a boss for that go talk to them. and after all that he's just not plain good at his job! Also he used to be a paralegal and paralegals are some of the worst people I've ever had to deal with as a group *as in born & raised in an Asian country doesn't speak english only here cause they married his lame rear end
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porkchop_express posted:what IT would really be needed in a dick sucking factory? i mean theres dick and theres sucking with occasional minding of the stepchildren i assume. seems pretty straightforward... Payroll.
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Jimbo Jaggins posted:Payroll. I'm sure they're all getting paid under the table
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A misanthrope posted:when he looks at you, pretend to talk into a hidden earpiece. greet him with "shalom" every day holy poo poo this would be awesome please take this advice
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