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Please post the steps or a flowchart... I can't get past friendship level
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# ? May 4, 2015 16:05 |
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take amphetamines, they make you sexier
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# ? May 4, 2015 16:07 |
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before you begin remember that theyre often more frightened of you than you are of them.
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# ? May 4, 2015 16:16 |
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put ur weiner back in ur pants
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# ? May 4, 2015 16:18 |
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oncearoundaltair posted:before you begin remember that theyre often more frightened of you than you are of them. i find this to be true. if you stand between them and the exit it puts you in a position of power, too ----------------
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# ? May 4, 2015 16:19 |
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tell them theyd be gorgeous if they lost 5 pounds
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# ? May 4, 2015 16:22 |
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turn around and pretend to talk with ur butt ur butt pheromones will alert her to ur presence
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# ? May 4, 2015 16:24 |
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Clack your mandibles and perform the mating dance
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# ? May 4, 2015 16:27 |
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approach her parents and present them a dowry of a hundred men-at-arms, land, oxen and captured slaves
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# ? May 4, 2015 16:29 |
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Mr. Pumroy posted:approach her parents and present them a dowry of a hundred men-at-arms, land, oxen and captured slaves i think ur doin it wrong
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# ? May 4, 2015 16:30 |
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silence knave and be quit of mine sight
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# ? May 4, 2015 16:34 |
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When you call their ad from back page or wherever do not discuss specifics, then put the money on the table prior to their arrival to mitigate any awkwardness. Anyway have fun!
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# ? May 4, 2015 16:36 |
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make it clear you'll pay for a taxi for her to get out of your sight once the seed is sown
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# ? May 4, 2015 16:40 |
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Don't do it!!
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# ? May 4, 2015 16:41 |
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# ? May 4, 2015 16:43 |
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i prefer this method;
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# ? May 4, 2015 16:44 |
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Fetus Tree posted:i prefer this method; you always did like sloppy seconds
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# ? May 4, 2015 16:44 |
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pull out your dick
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# ? May 4, 2015 16:57 |
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be clean and improve your smile at the dentist, then use it a lot seriously this is enough, even for moderately ugly people oh man so good
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# ? May 4, 2015 17:38 |
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approach them confidently and slowly unfold a crumpled piece of paper from your pocket before there eyes it is a printout of your something awful postcount
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# ? May 4, 2015 17:47 |
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absolutely do not speak unless spoken to stare at your feet
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# ? May 4, 2015 17:47 |
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1. 2. 3. 4.
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# ? May 4, 2015 17:58 |
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1. 2. 3.
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# ? May 4, 2015 18:04 |
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You gotta be really sweaty so they get a good whiff of your man scent.. Also make sure to NEVER break eye contact, you gotta show off how alpha you are
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# ? May 4, 2015 18:09 |
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After getting out of a long relationship I tried talking to a girl at the gym last week. It was pretty awkward and she did not permit me access to engage sex on her. On a scale of 1 - 10 (1 being severely autistic 10 being goku) I gave myself a 4.
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# ? May 4, 2015 18:12 |
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# ? May 4, 2015 18:12 |
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Ooops i've dropped my monster condom for my magnum dong.
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# ? May 4, 2015 18:14 |
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The first butt plug, called a 'Rectal Dilator', was invented by Frank E. Young in 1892
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# ? May 4, 2015 18:14 |
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Maybe try a hoore first?
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# ? May 4, 2015 18:35 |
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The first step in the procedure is to let out the hot blood that's been screaming to find a way out of your body.
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# ? May 4, 2015 18:40 |
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just play it cool man
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# ? May 4, 2015 18:42 |
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Your first conversation should include the phrase "I treat women with respect" After that I would start yelling catchphrases from Arrested Development Pack your rear end crack with dryer sheets in case you need to rip one
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# ? May 4, 2015 19:05 |
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M'lady
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# ? May 4, 2015 19:06 |
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just pretend they're boys but ones your family introduced you to so you gotta gauge the situation before you let loose with the crazy racism/sexism or whatever then once you're talking like normal people and you feel attraction you can ask them out or whatever. this is the part most people gently caress up; if you don't show clear interest (without acting like a loving creep) you'll most likely be seen as a friend instead of a potential lay and then you'll be wondering why everyone keeps friend zoning you
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# ? May 4, 2015 19:06 |
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Tujague posted:Your first conversation should include the phrase "I treat women with respect" Also tell them interesting lady facts such as The first butt plug, called a 'Rectal Dilator', was invented by Frank E. Young in 1892
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# ? May 4, 2015 19:06 |
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>say hello >quickly walk away
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# ? May 4, 2015 19:13 |
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Davincie posted:>say hello
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# ? May 4, 2015 19:15 |
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walk up to them in park when they walking their dog. note gender of dog (you may have to sneak up close and squint to determine this) if it's a boy dog, tell 'em "well, I know your boyfriend here (imply this heavily, head nod and all) is good looking and probably a riot in the sack, but does he really take care of your needs?"
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# ? May 4, 2015 19:26 |
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This is the only correct way to deal with the inferior female mind.
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# ? May 4, 2015 19:28 |
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Hot Jam posted:After getting out of a long relationship I tried talking to a girl at the gym last week. It was pretty awkward and she did not permit me access to engage sex on her. On a scale of 1 - 10 (1 being severely autistic 10 being goku) I gave myself a 4. Did you have a boner?
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