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gently caress Tom Brady forever and ever amen
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Tim Tebow because Tom Brady cannot, by definition, be wrong. It's like when Nixon said "When the President does it, it's not illegal."
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Jun 2, 2015 01:04
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Tom Brady is exactly who this award was made for. Let's run down a handful basic facts of Tom Brady's doucebaggery, specifically with regards to his cheating: 1) Tom Brady is, in fact, a cheater 2) Tom Brady not only cheated, but then lied about his involvement in front of his adoring fans before the Super Bowl: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HD7i5hQYHZs 3) Tom Brady not only cheated, but then threw two low level Patriots workers under the bus and forever tainted one guy's image as "dorito dink" and another as "the deflator," sullying their reputations to the world and probably causing their kids to disown them 4) Tom Brady's cheating has brought out the worst we've seen from Massholes since Spygate, including, but not limited to: putting the chucklefucks at Barstool Sports in the public's eye for even a second when they decided to get themselves arrested at the NFL's offices; a hilarious "rebuttal" from the Patriots organization that actually argued that we, as a society, are supposed to believe that a guy addressing himself as "the deflator" is in reference to weight loss; and all  these  loving  mouthbreathing  idiots  gently caress  these  idiot  fuckers  plus the only black boston sports fan  Tom Brady is not an American hero. He is a spoiled manchild that cheated, lied about cheating, screwed over two employees, and directly hurt his team. Why? Because he likes underinflated balls. Literally all of this was caused because Tom Brady likes balls below the limit the league has in the rules. Instead of owning up to it and eating a small fine, he has cost his team draft picks, got himself suspended, and got two employees fired. This, my friends, makes Tom Brady the epitome of a douchebag. /cdn0.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/2505370/fuckfuckfuck.0.gif)
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Jun 2, 2015 01:21
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It's Tom Brady. It could only be Tom Brady. He cheated and got all indignant that he was accused of it. But I must still voice my disappointment that Tim Tebow's such a massive baby about playing QB when he could have spent the past few years lighting fools up as a FB.
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Jun 2, 2015 01:32
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Tom Brady for all the aforementioned reasons.
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Jun 2, 2015 02:03
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Hmm yes tough choice a fine young Christian man or cheatin' rear end Brady
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Jun 2, 2015 02:07
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Knyteguy posted:Tom Brady for all the aforementioned reasons. Mrit posted:Noted cheater, Tom Brady. CyberPingu posted:How did Skip Bayless not get put into this... Bayless is in the Hall of Fame voting this cycle Also, bold your votes or they won't count. No more warnings after the first match.
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Jun 2, 2015 02:13
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Tom Brady is the clear choice for America. Tebow might be silly and he might even be a douchebag, but America deserves a better class of douchebag. Vote Tom Brady.
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Jun 2, 2015 02:18
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Tebow is probably a dick; but he has no place in this tournament. Tom Brady
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Jun 2, 2015 04:51
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I mean, I guess I have to vote for Tim Tebow since my quote is the reason he's up there.
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Jun 2, 2015 07:10
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Brady, although I was tempted to write something about Tebow just because of the Broncos.
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Jun 2, 2015 07:23
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Tim Tebow cause gently caress his "pure son of Christ" persona and also Tom Brady is a gorgeous hunk of man-flesh and can do no wrong.
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Jun 2, 2015 17:23
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Tom Brady is more probable than not to have my vote.
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Jun 2, 2015 17:27
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Even if Tim Tebow had done something this past year besides being Tim Tebow, Tom Brady is in a class by himself thanks to Deflategate.
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Jun 2, 2015 18:04
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If Tom Brady doesn't win it all this season a miscarriage of justice has occurred.
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Jun 2, 2015 19:02
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Tatum Girlparts posted:If Tom Brady doesn't win it all this season a miscarriage of justice has occurred. Don't be shocked if jed york wins
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Jun 2, 2015 19:24
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The way Tom Brady cheated didn't really affect anything, and it was juuust toeing the line of illegal practices. Somehow that makes it more irritating.
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Jun 2, 2015 20:19
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T*whmy Br*dy
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Jun 3, 2015 01:35
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Tom Brady. Tebow may be annoying, but he's genuine in his actions. Brady just feels like it's all an act and the second things get bad the charm all falls away.
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Jun 3, 2015 02:55
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Metapod posted:Don't be shocked if jed york wins That's a tough one. A noted bitch cheater that lied about said cheating or an owner that completely ruined his team?
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Jun 3, 2015 02:57
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seiferguy posted:That's a tough one. A noted bitch cheater that lied about said cheating or an owner that completely ruined his team? I find York's antics hilarious because he's still rich but his team sucks now. Also they're division rivals so it's funny that their owner ruined their team. But Br*dy's crap is just mean and dumb.
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Jun 3, 2015 03:06
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its gonna own when the seahawks front office goes up against brady and loses again, and i hope its by ballot stuffing
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Jun 3, 2015 03:30
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Tom Brady because the cover up is always worse than the crime.
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Jun 3, 2015 04:30
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seiferguy posted:That's a tough one. A noted bitch cheater that lied about said cheating or an owner that completely ruined his team? I still gotta give it to Tom, York is a big dumb baby man but he's still got room to peak I think, Tom won't be worse than this unless he just fuckin shoots a guy on the field and tries to blame some rando fan for it or something.
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Jun 3, 2015 05:08
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Tom Brady. Tebow is infallible and awesome. God bless. Oh and he isn't a dirty cheater who scammed his way to multiple super Bowls that should be rescinded. Give half to Marino and half to Kelly.
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Jun 3, 2015 06:28
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Tom Brady
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(1) Tom Brady has defeated (32) Tim Tebow by a score of 41-14 Gotta say, that is a lot of points for Tebow, tournament or otherwise. Match 2: Stomp goes the Raven (and the Raven goes Stomp) Featuring (16)Ray Rice Fiasco Fallout vs. (17)Dillon Day (16)Ray Rice Fiasco Fallout (Note: Ray Rice's Fiancee beating actions do not count here, as they were from last tourney. Him being a douche afterwards? Fair game) Ray Rice Apologists  Lee Harvey Oswald posted:Ray Rice apologists -- especially women, because...the hell? Febreeze posted:Ray Rice Duh VS. Dillon Day  Ben Has Tiny Weenus posted:My quick nomination (due to a failed Can a situation actually be declared douche of the year? Or will Dillon Day stomp some sense into the voters? Only one way to find out! 3... 2... 1... DOUCHE!
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Jun 3, 2015 19:29
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Ray Rice apologists, how is this even an argument.
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Jun 3, 2015 19:30
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Dillon Day is a pretty big jerk and could beat out a few in this tournament, but this is a bad match up for him. Ray Rice apologists.
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Jun 3, 2015 19:35
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Jun 3, 2015 19:36
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Just because the group "Ray Rice Apologists" is too nebulous, Dillon Day
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Jun 3, 2015 19:42
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Who is a Ray Rice apologist? What action did they take that's contemptible? Down with the meta-douches. Dillon Day
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Jun 3, 2015 19:55
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Metapod posted:ray rice apologists
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Jun 3, 2015 20:14
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Dillon Day for being a chickenshit
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Jun 3, 2015 20:15
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Dillon Day. Ray Rice and his defenders are horrible, but it's par for the course, see Chris Brown. That apology letter makes me roll my eyes so loving hard. What a jerkoff.
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Jun 3, 2015 20:29
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Ray Rice apologists is such a vague category. Maybe if it was actually Ray Rice, but it's not, it's just people who think his abuse wasn't all that bad? I guess? These idiots were very much a minority and shouted down by everyone else. The biggest one was Stephen A Smith and he's in the tournament already so I'll just vote for him. At least with Dillon Day, I can put a face to the name, and that face is supremely douchey.
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Jun 3, 2015 21:13
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Jun 3, 2015 21:15
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Cruel and Unusual posted:Who is a Ray Rice apologist? What action did they take that's contemptible? Down with the meta-douches.
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The Ray Rice Apologists are mainly notable because there are just so many people who should know better. I can't say I condone stomping on people or that punchable face, but it doesn't give me near the same level of douche chill as, say, Baltimore wheeling Janay Rice out to APOLOGIZE FOR GETTING KNOCKED OUT.
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