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penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald

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Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.
I hate it when my loving dog gets up in my face and licks it and poo poo like god drat get off me with that rear end tongue you loving gay dog

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
this thread seems problematic

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



more like jason shortman haha suck it u limey lil gently caress ha ha ha

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
security footage obtained, just look at that face

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

well yeah, his name isn't Jason Gaytham

jizzy sillage
Aug 13, 2006

Wait, she's transsexual? Sweet.

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

SPACE-A-HOLIC
Taco Defender
That's it, Jason, turn the other cheek...

prussian advisor
Jan 15, 2007

The day you see a camera come into our courtroom, its going to roll over my dead body.
Finally the excuse to google "Jason Statham Face Lick" I've been looking for.....

ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX
w

Proteus4994
Jan 2, 2001

Do not engage. Just tell me to go back to Kiwi Farms where I waste days upon days crying about how I wasted years upon years on SA. Did you know I was personally responsible for SA's rise in popularity in the 00's? It's true! Just come to the Farms and find out how! It's the trash kingdom I deserve.
if hating transexuals lets me bang rosie huntington whiteley then ok

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

Aside from the character's name being "Lola" is there any other indication that they're transexual?

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald

Mr.Pibbleton posted:

Aside from the character's name being "Lola" is there any other indication that they're transexual?



the penis, is another indication

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Shes hot but pit holsters are for dumb old men.

The Whole Internet
May 26, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

THE DOG HOUSE posted:



the penis, is another indication

id let her gently caress me

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

she was born with lady parts sorry to disabuse you

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald

psyopmonkey posted:

Shes hot but pit holsters are for dumb old men.

no she has g18 mags hanging down the backside of her rear end so she can reload by swooping down therefore those holsters are good

man nurse
Feb 18, 2014


i'm not a fan either

Whorelord
May 1, 2013

Jump into the well...

Jason Statham's facial expression never changes, he was actually mildly aroused

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

THE DOG HOUSE posted:

no she has g18 mags hanging down the backside of her rear end so she can reload by swooping down therefore those holsters are good

Dominate side thigh holster + mag holster on belt line.

This is the correct way to do things.

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

SPACE-A-HOLIC
Taco Defender

Whorelord posted:

Jason Statham's facial expression never changes, he was actually mildly aroused
This is true, it's the same face he made when he kissed that guy underwater in the first Transporter movie

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Knight posted:

This is true, it's the same face he made when he kissed that guy underwater in the first Transporter movie

Whoa what?

Sounds steamy.

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

SPACE-A-HOLIC
Taco Defender

psyopmonkey posted:

Whoa what?

Sounds steamy.
Well, it's right after he takes his shirt off to wrestle with a bunch of guys covered in grease

Do we have that clip?

https://youtu.be/9qMUWl974So?t=7m15s

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Whorelord posted:

Jason Statham's facial expression never changes, he was actually mildly aroused

this is because jason statham is constantly mildly aroused

The Whole Internet
May 26, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

fyodor posted:

she was born with lady parts sorry to disabuse you

why would that change anything?

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

THE DOG HOUSE posted:



the penis, is another indication

What penis?

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Sometimes folks see what they want to see.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

The Sphinxster posted:

Sometimes folks see what they want to see.

:iceburn:

lordoftheT
Feb 2, 2015

Check out this cool dog!
I want to see trannies licking Jason Statham. I rarely get to indulge in this so please don't take this away from me.

son gay. so what
Mar 13, 2011

psyopmonkey posted:

Dominate side thigh holster + mag holster on belt line.

This is the correct way to do things.

Lol nope, leg rigs are awkward

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

son gay. so what posted:

Lol nope, leg rigs are awkward

Youre fuckin' awkward.

I prefer a thigh holster, especially getting in about out of trucks.

Plus I feel better about retention on a thigh holster. Someone would have to bend down more to disarm.

No one does quick draw poo poo anymore you tool.

Thigh strap > Hip strap

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
nerds, none of that poo poo matters if youre actually getting shot at lol

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

lordoftheT posted:

I want to see trannies licking Jason Statham. I rarely get to indulge in this so please don't take this away from me.

me too

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

psyopmonkey posted:

No one does quick draw poo poo anymore you tool.

whaaaaaaaaaa?! :cry:

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

THE DOG HOUSE posted:

nerds, none of that poo poo matters if youre actually getting shot at lol

If youre getting shot at you did something wrong.

:colbert:

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
shut up about guns you shits

lordoftheT
Feb 2, 2015

Check out this cool dog!
Agreed less guns more trannies.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

lordoftheT posted:

Agreed less guns more trannies.

But see, with me, you get both...

So...

:shrug:

lordoftheT
Feb 2, 2015

Check out this cool dog!

psyopmonkey posted:

But see, with me, you get both...

So...

:shrug:

Have you ever licked Jason Statham? If not would you? Asking for a friend.

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Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

A thigh rig is cool if you are Han Solo

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