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Zythrst
May 31, 2011

Time to join a revolution son, its going to be yooge!
Pretty good thinking in the moment to grab the base with his hand.

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Der Meister
May 12, 2001

Kershaw can't stop giving up dingers

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


Great job by Detwiler, too bad our offense loving sucks

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

a four-hit night for... Jeff Francoeur? the hell?

The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


^SHTPSTS

Gary’s Answer
Brewers! Funny that the scores have basically been put up by mediocre bench players and lefties pinch-hitting against the best lefty pitcher in baseball. Counsell bringing some black arts with him apparently.

naginalJJ
Feb 10, 2007

Baby, looks like a dance epidemic to me
I'm seeing things I thought I'd never see
Dance epidemic tonight

Bruce Kison posted:

Great job by Detwiler

Words I never thought I'd hear from anyone ever.

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


naginalJJ posted:

Words I never thought I'd hear from anyone ever.

I'm as shocked as you


E: good AB by DeShields


EE: Hell yeah, he beat a rundown

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


what did those cardinal motherfuckers do to villanueva's mustache

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

R.D. Mangles posted:

what did those cardinal motherfuckers do to villanueva's mustache

He shaved it The Right Way™

naginalJJ
Feb 10, 2007

Baby, looks like a dance epidemic to me
I'm seeing things I thought I'd never see
Dance epidemic tonight
If Martin has to go on the DL, I'm pretty okay with DeShields taking over for him.

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


DeShields is fast and owns

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
Idiot fan on the field

Scob
Jul 17, 2005

well that sounded like it was a lot of fun thanks for not showing it

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


one of the best idiot fans in baseball

DICKS FOR DINNER
Sep 6, 2008

Stand Proud
Hell yeah Brewers win! :toot:

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
Finally a fielder doesn't make a miracle play on a Coghlan AB.

BearDrivingTruck
Oct 15, 2011

You see the most shocking sights sometimes
Well, this is off to a great start :shepicide:

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
loving :lol:

Nice catch

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




Scob posted:

well that sounded like it was a lot of fun thanks for not showing it

He managed to evade four security people and did a cartwheel on home plate.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
Rizzo already has a career-high 7 steals

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


Troy Queef posted:

He managed to evade four security people and did a cartwheel on home plate.

lol

BearDrivingTruck
Oct 15, 2011

You see the most shocking sights sometimes
TOOTBLAN'd

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Bryant is going to break the single-season walk record by the ASB.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Troy Queef posted:

He managed to evade four security people and did a cartwheel on home plate.

Cardinals security captured him and forced to endure a stern tut-tutting from Cardinals fans

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Troy Queef posted:

He managed to evade four security people and did a cartwheel on home plate.

Wasn't there a video of some jackass in the 80's getting clotheslined by a football player after running onto the field? I love that video, because gently caress those people.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Craig Counsell: Undefeated HOF manager

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


Retail Slave posted:

Wasn't there a video of some jackass in the 80's getting clotheslined by a football player after running onto the field? I love that video, because gently caress those people.

this one is pretty good


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGERG5WoAY4

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




Retail Slave posted:

Wasn't there a video of some jackass in the 80's getting clotheslined by a football player after running onto the field? I love that video, because gently caress those people.

Mike Curtis, 1971

Zythrst
May 31, 2011

Time to join a revolution son, its going to be yooge!
Did they put butter on the ball?

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




That was p cool Torii, but you're still kinda a dipshit

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
Time to get Wood outta there

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Goddammit, Travis.

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


Another leadoff double, please get Beltre home

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


cardinals bullshit incoming

gently caress

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




R.D. Mangles posted:

Cardinals security captured him and forced to endure a stern tut-tutting from Cardinals fans

Actually the security team got booed, because for gently caress's sake the man DID A FLIP ON HOME PLATE

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Troy Queef posted:

Actually the security team got booed, because for gently caress's sake the man DID A FLIP ON HOME PLATE

imagine if he untucked his shirt

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


I'd actually rather see Rosales here

Zythrst
May 31, 2011

Time to join a revolution son, its going to be yooge!
Come on Bourjos stay hot!

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Zythrst posted:

Come on Bourjos stay hot!

You root for the Cardinals. You are worse than Hitler.

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Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


That'll do. Nice wheels, Beltre

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