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I dont understand people who bring newspapers into the bathroom to read while theyre pooping.. does it really take that long for those people to poop? like, bro you might wanna get that checked out
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nothing like a nice relaxing poo poo and catching up on the day's news while getting paid
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May 5, 2015 00:29
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Killing two birds while dropping one stone seems pretty good to me.
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May 5, 2015 00:29
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defective colons
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Fusilli Jerry posted:I dont understand people who bring newspapers into the bathroom to read while theyre pooping.. does it really take that long for those people to poop? like, bro you might wanna get that checked out A lot of people don't eat enough fiber.
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May 5, 2015 00:30
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Also even though it actually only takes me like a minute or two to poo poo I wipe and flush and then read for like ten more minutes because why not.
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Fusilli Jerry posted:I dont understand people who bring newspapers into the bathroom to read while theyre pooping.. does it really take that long for those people to poop? like, bro you might wanna get that checked out i play dragon quest 9 on my DS grind and plop grind and plop
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May 5, 2015 00:33
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You might not have noticed, but the toilet seat can be pretty comfortable.
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May 5, 2015 00:44
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poo poo on the clock while at work. Spend two minutes actually making GBS threads. Spend the next twelve minutes reading whatever.
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May 5, 2015 00:45
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Nice quiet place to catch up on the latest happenings.
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May 5, 2015 00:46
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I read survival books and I find it soothing AND informing.
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May 5, 2015 00:49
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it's a free 10-15 minutes where it's kind of an understood time out so no one will bother you for a bit
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May 5, 2015 00:49
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if you really have to ask this question then you don't understand pooping. Sigh...
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Under the vegetable posted:Also even though it actually only takes me like a minute or two to poo poo I wipe and flush and then read for like ten more minutes because why not.
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May 5, 2015 00:51
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Also why push? Just let it happen, lessens your chances of haemorrhoids and any other ailment of the butt I presume.
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Tricky D posted:poo poo on the clock while at work. Spend two minutes actually making GBS threads. Spend the next twelve minutes reading whatever. This is it right here. But if you do this at home, yes, it's kind of weird.
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May 5, 2015 00:52
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I don't take a long time but someone at work heard me using my ecig in there while making GBS threads and thought it was weird, I mean like come on I used to smoke on the shitter at home or anywhere else I could and ash next to my nutsack
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May 5, 2015 01:00
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theyre hiding from their terrible lives 20+ mins at a time
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May 5, 2015 01:02
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Like today I read that some fish are toxic when caught within a tropical lagoon, but are perfectly good if caught in the open ocean.
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May 5, 2015 01:04
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how else is al bundy supposed to nonverbally communicate that hes going to the bathroom
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May 5, 2015 01:09
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these days only the most erudite read on the shitter, everyone else just plays phone games.
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May 5, 2015 01:21
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thematic symmetry
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Shockyourmonkey posted:Also why push? Just let it happen, lessens your chances of haemorrhoids and any other ailment of the butt I presume. sitting on the toilet for too long increases your chance of hemorrhoids and deep vein thrombosis
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May 5, 2015 01:39
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It takes me all of about 2 minutes at most to go from entering the bathroom, droppin' trousers, layin' a duke, wiping and washing. I don't get taking extended shits either unless you're just trying to take a break from whatever else is going on outside, in which case, yeah, I'll sit on the shitter and read a newspaper/magazine/phone well after I've finished shatting.
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Locker Room Zubaz posted:sitting on the toilet for too long increases your chance of hemorrhoids and deep vein thrombosis This is actually just "sitting" in general.
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May 5, 2015 02:18
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Sitting is really bad for you apparently.
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Helps to relax the bowels.
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I enjoy the quiet contemplation.
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Under the vegetable posted:This is actually just "sitting" in general. the DVT part yes but the hemmorhoids are caused by your butthole getting pulled by the toilet bowl
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May 5, 2015 02:21
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its ok to sit on the toilet as long as you dont strain never strain
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May 5, 2015 02:23
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always poo poo at work, its a free break
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May 5, 2015 02:23
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TEAYCHES posted:its ok to sit on the toilet as long as you dont strain I've seen people who burst a blood vessel from it. I don't strain.
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TEAYCHES posted:always poo poo at work, its a free break lol the sum of your revolutionary actions.
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May 5, 2015 02:24
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redshirt posted:lol the sum of your revolutionary actions. we all rebel in our own way, redshirt
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TEAYCHES posted:we all rebel in our own way, redshirt Raises gloved fist.
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slather it in crisco and go slow, redshirt
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May 5, 2015 02:28
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I bring my phone to go poo, but only at home. I dont look at my phone in the bathroom in public because its a major germ vector. I dont want public poo germs all over my phone. 
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germs make you strong
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