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LOOKING FOR GIRL TO HAVE TITS NONSTOP SQUEEZED
LOOKING FOR GIRL TO HAVE TITS NONSTOP SQUEEZED
LOOKING FOR GIRL TO HAVE TITS NONSTOP SQUEEZED
LOOKING FOR GIRL TO HAVE TITS NONSTOP SQUEEZED
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Dongattack
Dec 20, 2006

by Cyrano4747
LOOKING FOR GIRL TO HAVE TITS NONSTOP SQUEEZED

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psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Hell no.

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

my gf lets me squeeze her boobs at will

you might say im a perks guy

Morkies
Apr 19, 2015

by zen death robot
have you called your mom?

Rahu
Feb 14, 2009


let me just check my figures real quick here
Grimey Drawer
Hello, i found that I was unable to check all of the boxes in your poll.

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp
:nws: http://i.imgur.com/Ugiou1f.jpg :nws:

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
When you have boobs, it doesnt always feel nice to have them messed with.

Dont gently caress with my tits bro.

Dongattack
Dec 20, 2006

by Cyrano4747

Rahu posted:

Hello, i found that I was unable to check all of the boxes in your poll.

having the option to chose all boxes is socialist GARBAGE

Izumi Konata
May 4, 2012

by Ralp

Dongattack posted:

LOOKING FOR GIRL TO HAVE TITS NONSTOP SQUEEZED

i hope u find her. i hope all of your dreams come true, and you find true happiness.

Izumi Konata
May 4, 2012

by Ralp

psyopmonkey posted:

When you have boobs, it doesnt always feel nice to have them messed with.

Dont gently caress with my tits bro.

please appreciate the fact some womyn arent frigid ice queens,

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

psyopmonkey posted:

When you have boobs, it doesnt always feel nice to have them messed with.

Dont gently caress with my tits bro.

Calm your tits. So I can play with them at will.

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!
While squeezing tits may stop cancer cell growth, I'm afraid that you will attack me with a dong :ohdear:

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Secks Cauldron posted:

While squeezing tits may stop cancer cell growth, I'm afraid that you will attack me with a dong :ohdear:

Like we afraid you may capture us with vagine

lordoftheT
Feb 2, 2015

Check out this cool dog!
LOOKING FOR GIRL TO HAVE TITS FOREVERIAL SQUEEZED PERMANENTLY LACTATING AND LOVING IT

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
just squeeze your own ample buttocks op works p. good and feels better than fake "tits" imho

Morkies
Apr 19, 2015

by zen death robot

lordoftheT posted:

LOOKING FOR GIRL TO HAVE TITS FOREVERIAL SQUEEZED PERMANENTLY LACTATING AND LOVING IT

that comic is one of the only things on the internet that genuinely disturbs me when i even think about it

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Izumi Konata posted:

please appreciate the fact some womyn arent frigid ice queens,

please gently caress off and die, thanks

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Constant stimulation promotes growth, c/d?

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
lol if you aren't sqeezing you're own butt every time you stroke billy squier

son gay. so what
Mar 13, 2011

He said girl.


Not tranny

Izumi Konata
May 4, 2012

by Ralp

gnarlyhotep posted:

please gently caress off and die, thanks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BRv9wGf5pk

Necros
Jul 23, 2003

VendaGoat posted:

Constant stimulation promotes growth, c/d?

naw. i burned 2 inches of my dick off in my teenage years.

Irrational Bees
Nov 2, 2013

by Lowtax
No one touchs ur tits psyop cause you dont let them and are kind of weird and not fun. But some people like to be not fun, thats your life

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Necros posted:

naw. i burned 2 inches of my dick off in my teenage years.

I know that feel :smith:

son gay. so what
Mar 13, 2011

Irrational Bees posted:

No one touchs ur tits psyop cause you dont let them and are kind of weird and not fun. But some people like to be not fun, thats your life

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

VendaGoat posted:

Constant stimulation promotes growth, c/d?

No.

Progesterone, Estradiol, and working out your chest and lats.

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!

VendaGoat posted:

Like we afraid you may capture us with vagine
If you get too close to a vagine you will be reduced to a bunch of disconnected atoms in a fraction of a second

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Secks Cauldron posted:

If you get too close to a vagine you will be reduced to a bunch of disconnected atoms in a fraction of a second

No thats the sun.

Vaginas just eat cock, bleed all over, and poo poo out humanity and stress.

Dongattack
Dec 20, 2006

by Cyrano4747
pls no disgusting vaginachat in titty thread

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Wanna Spaghettify my dilz into a vagine

lordoftheT
Feb 2, 2015

Check out this cool dog!
Actually I think both vaginas and titties are both cool and equally worth discussing. Sorry if you disagree OP.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

psyopmonkey posted:

Vaginas just eat cock, bleed all over, and poo poo out humanity and stress.

you never told me you were William Burroughs

Dongattack
Dec 20, 2006

by Cyrano4747

lordoftheT posted:

Actually I think both vaginas and titties are both cool and equally worth discussing. Sorry if you disagree OP.

YOU CANT NONSTOP SQUEEZE VAGINA

ONLY NONSTOP DONG

lordoftheT
Feb 2, 2015

Check out this cool dog!

Dongattack posted:

YOU CANT NONSTOP SQUEEZE VAGINA

ONLY NONSTOP DONG

I'm sorry this is not correct. You can in fact squeeze vaginas but it is generally not recommended and impolite.

Izumi Konata
May 4, 2012

by Ralp

lordoftheT posted:

I'm sorry this is not correct. You can in fact squeeze vaginas but it is generally not recommended and impolite.

i was eating vagina and let me tell u this chick had labes for days. it felt like i had a strand of spaghetti in my mouth like in that movie where the 2 dogs were going at it with a plate of pasta.\

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Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!

psyopmonkey posted:

No thats the sun.

Vaginas just eat cock, bleed all over, and poo poo out humanity and stress.
It is recommended that everyone stays at least 1.3 million miles away from a vagine.

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006
holy poo poo



:yikes:

Blizzy_Cow
Feb 27, 2006
When one burns one's bridges, what a wonderful fire it makes

psyopmonkey posted:

When you have boobs, it doesnt always feel nice to have them messed with.

Dont gently caress with my tits bro.

Gotta protect your investments right?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Blizzy_Cow posted:

Gotta protect your investments right?

Only cost and arm and a.....

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Blizzy_Cow
Feb 27, 2006
When one burns one's bridges, what a wonderful fire it makes

VendaGoat posted:

Only cost and arm and a.....

Best part of the better gender

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