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EpicNemesis
Dec 3, 2005
So I went to Malta to meet my wife's extended family a week ago, and when I connected to the public wifi in the airport I got this:


Congrats goons, we aren't just tasteless; we are enhanced tasteless.

(I didn't know which forum to put this in but I figured it was too good to not post.)

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Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack
enhance

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
gently caress Malta

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

we could all learn something from malta international airport

Simstim
Mar 16, 2005

You just gave me a great idea buddy.
you can buy a tastelessness pump online

John Liver
May 4, 2009

This isn't your average everyday tastelessness...

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
:911:

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
my tastelesness, is enhanced

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
my posts are nice

you can only see my posts, in malta

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Excellent! Never felt so classy in my life.

Chonchon
Dec 16, 2013

i thought they were actually being nice

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
oh my god... I can't taste anything anymore

.random
May 7, 2007

This flavor...so unique...Not sure how to describe it, precisely. It tastes of...nothing? but somehow even more so...

REASON: BY_PRE_DEFINED

ferroque
Oct 27, 2007

Never trust a goddamn Maltese.

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Seaniqua
Mar 12, 2004

"We'll see how the first year goes. But people better get us now, because we're going to keep getting better and better."
I can't get on the forums from my dentists' wifi for the same reason.

His content filter really has some teeth.

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