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dogcrash truther
Nov 2, 2013
she's funny

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Miltank
Dec 27, 2009

by XyloJW
And hot

dogcrash truther
Nov 2, 2013

which do you think is more likely to stir controversy, whether she's funny, or whether she's hot

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...

dogcrash truther posted:

which do you think is more likely to stir controversy, whether she's funny, or whether she's hot
why not both
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPpsI8mWKmg

Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006
i dont know who this is but google found me this picture:

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
In small doses

Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006
that face annoys the gently caress out of me. she lookes like a female david spade

FrankenVader
Sep 12, 2004
Polymer Records
Milk, Milk, lemonade..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeiSx5MNDvg

this is where my poop comes out
this is where my poop comes out
this is where my poop comes out
this is where my poop comes out

FrankenVader fucked around with this message at 15:43 on May 5, 2015

GET IN THE ROBOT
Nov 28, 2007

JUST GET IN THE FUCKING ROBOT SHINJI
she has like a fat person's head on a normal body, but hey I'd gently caress her, way better than the reverse

Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006

Gammatron 64 posted:

she has like a fat person's head on a normal body, but hey I'd gently caress her, way better than the reverse

would you gently caress a neanderthal

Miltank
Dec 27, 2009

by XyloJW

dogcrash truther posted:

which do you think is more likely to stir controversy, whether she's funny, or whether she's hot

I'm guessing that her 3d skin and probable human smells will be a turn off for many goons

GET IN THE ROBOT
Nov 28, 2007

JUST GET IN THE FUCKING ROBOT SHINJI

Dyna Soar posted:

would you gently caress a neanderthal

maybe if she was like a hot neanderthal, I haven't actually seen one because they're all dead

Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006

Gammatron 64 posted:

maybe if she was like a hot neanderthal, I haven't actually seen one because they're all dead

we kinda know what they looked like

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...

Dyna Soar posted:

we kinda know what they looked like

ONE TWO THREE

GET IN THE ROBOT
Nov 28, 2007

JUST GET IN THE FUCKING ROBOT SHINJI

Dyna Soar posted:

we kinda know what they looked like

if neanderthals looked like Amy Schumer then yeah I would gently caress one

Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006

Gammatron 64 posted:

if neanderthals looked like Amy Schumer then yeah I would gently caress one

nah more like shakira

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!
she looks cute as gently caress and probably would make me laugh a ton so i definitely would

E: that was a poorly timed post to have somebody toss a neanderthal right before mine

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

dogcrash truther posted:

which do you think is more likely to stir controversy, whether she's funny, or whether she's hot

But I understand that she is fat and therefore neither of the above c/d?

GET IN THE ROBOT
Nov 28, 2007

JUST GET IN THE FUCKING ROBOT SHINJI

Dyna Soar posted:

nah more like shakira



thankfully, modern science has a fix for that

lordoftheT
Feb 2, 2015

Check out this cool dog!

Fetus Tree posted:

she looks cute as gently caress and probably would make me laugh a ton so i definitely would

E: that was a poorly timed post to have somebody toss a neanderthal right before mine

Nah it still works.

chaosbreather
Dec 9, 2001

Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.

While I enjoy her show, it's my understanding that most comedians are pretty unhappy people, and she repeatedly states how lethargic and unimaginative she is in bed. So I probably wouldn't want to date her.

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.

I though I hated her, but this is actually pretty great.

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

she has an unfortunate face

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...

chaosbreather posted:

While I enjoy her show, it's my understanding that most comedians are pretty unhappy people, and she repeatedly states how lethargic and unimaginative she is in bed. So I probably wouldn't want to date her.

be the change you want to see (in bed)

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!

lordoftheT posted:

Nah it still works.

thats what makes it poorly timed lol

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin
She's a solid 6-7. Still would, but let's not get carried away here

Chonchon
Dec 16, 2013



she gives off serious uncanny valley vibes and I wouldn't to be in a room alone with her

GET IN THE ROBOT
Nov 28, 2007

JUST GET IN THE FUCKING ROBOT SHINJI

Cool NIN Shirt posted:

She's a solid 6-7. Still would, but let's not get carried away here

I mean that's probably better than what the average goon could ever get

I'm pretty loving mediocre so she would be like a great score for me, I dont pretend I'm gonna be loving any kate uptons ever

flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014

chaosbreather posted:

While I enjoy her show, it's my understanding that most comedians are pretty unhappy people, and she repeatedly states how lethargic and unimaginative she is in bed. So I probably wouldn't want to date her.

comedic talent is the child of depression and emotional instability

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
she looks like pam from archer which is cool and very attractive


i don't think i've seen her do anything ever but she has one of those "hey buds check out this joke i heard!" faces and usually those faces are attached to funny people

pr0k
Jan 16, 2001

"Well if it's gonna be
that kind of party..."
I'd gently caress that chipmunk.

Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks
Gonna guess with out reading the thread that 9/10 posts are about how fuckable/unfuckable she is.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
Hmm the Neanderthal is hotter

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

Chonchon posted:

uncanny valley

dumb poo poo goons say

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Entropic posted:

Gonna guess with out reading the thread that 9/10 posts are about how fuckable/unfuckable she is.

And?

blainestereo
Jan 16, 2013

I don't know who Amy Schumer is but Anna Chlumsky is both funny and hot, also her name is even more goofy. Also she plays a character named Amy in television comedy series Veep. I hope this information proves relevant to this thread.

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007


And that's boring and dumb because who cares who goons want or do not want to gently caress

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Entropic posted:

Gonna guess with out reading the thread that 9/10 posts are about how fuckable/unfuckable she is.

Which is funnier, a circlejerk about how funny she is, or how hot she is?

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

The Sphinxster posted:

And that's boring and dumb because who cares who goons want or do not want to gently caress

Posting in the Amy Schumer thread.

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Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?
I like it when she makes sex jokes.

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