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Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy
oh, one of my cute facebook friends just posted she's doing a pole dancing class? for fitness? and it's empowering too? yeah, that's...*unzips* so great. tell me more. do you have any pictures?

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Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

Horniest Manticore posted:

oh, one of my cute facebook friends just posted she's doing a pole dancing class? for fitness? and it's empowering too? yeah, that's...*unzips* so great. tell me more. do you have any pictures?

:agreed:

Irrational Bees
Nov 2, 2013

by Lowtax
I think it's good to love your body, and feel no shame!

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
post the pics op

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

Irrational Bees posted:

I think it's good to love your body, and feel no shame!

and if others get to whack it to you while you love your body or whatever, all the better

e:

Nation posted:

post the pics op

she hasnt'!!!

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
I live across the street from a pole dancing fitness place and they have all the windows covered.

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
i'm loving my body right now

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

Hobohemian posted:

I live across the street from a pole dancing fitness place and they have all the windows covered.

do you ever watch the women as they leave, all sweaty and radiant with self-esteem?

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
yeah it's really cool that women are proud of their bodies

Irrational Bees
Nov 2, 2013

by Lowtax

Horniest Manticore posted:

and if others get to whack it to you while you love your body or whatever, all the better

e:


she hasnt'!!!

Yeh! I like to know that maybe some pedophiles were jerking it to me, so they were too busy to jerk it to or rape any real children.

Lascivious Sloth
Apr 26, 2008

by sebmojo
actually I think it's okay if a women feels good about what she chooses to do for fun and or fitness

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

Irrational Bees posted:

Yeh! I like to know that maybe some pedophiles were jerking it to me, so they were too busy to jerk it to or rape any real children.

are you a child? and you're stripping? wtf are your parents thinking? get back in school young lady!

Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com
when I was 14 i paid my best friend's 16 year old sister 50 bux to strip for me. she was a druggie and needed money lol. it was awesome.

Irrational Bees
Nov 2, 2013

by Lowtax

Horniest Manticore posted:

are you a child? and you're stripping? wtf are your parents thinking? get back in school young lady!

I'm not, i'm 22 but my body is that of a very young girl/tranni.

I strip sometimes, and jerk it on the webcam sites.

I think they are proud of me.

Yes sir.

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

Irrational Bees posted:

I'm not, i'm 22 but my body is that of a very young girl/tranni.

I strip sometimes, and jerk it on the webcam sites.

I think they are proud of me.

Yes sir.

:frogon:

Irrational Bees
Nov 2, 2013

by Lowtax

I also have a very large cock, but I can roll it back into myself when limp

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:

when I was 14 i paid my best friend's 16 year old sister 50 bux to strip for me. she was a druggie and needed money lol. it was awesome.

did ur friend watch?

Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com

Darth123123 posted:

did ur friend watch?

No, he was in the other room playing Goldeneye. He knew it was happening, but was powerless to stop it mwhuaaa mwhuaaa


Irrational Bees posted:

I also have a very large cock, but I can roll it back into myself when limp

your profile says you're a female.

something is not adding up here...

Irrational Bees
Nov 2, 2013

by Lowtax

Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:

No, he was in the other room playing Goldeneye. He knew it was happening, but was powerless to stop it mwhuaaa mwhuaaa


your profile says you're a female.

something is not adding up here...

Im a tasty little treat, a cute tranni

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
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Irrational Bees posted:

I also have a very large cock, but I can roll it back into myself when limp

I believe the term is "turtling".

Irrational Bees
Nov 2, 2013

by Lowtax

ghlbtsk posted:

I believe the term is "turtling".

I usually call it "Dong but not forgotten"

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

Horniest Manticore posted:

do you ever watch the women as they leave, all sweaty and radiant with self-esteem?

No because the girls from the boxing gym next to that look way hotter.

Miltank
Dec 27, 2009

by XyloJW

Irrational Bees posted:

I'm not, i'm 22 but my body is that of a very young girl/tranni.

I strip sometimes, and jerk it on the webcam sites.

I think they are proud of me.

Yes sir.

Hello, friend.

Irrational Bees
Nov 2, 2013

by Lowtax
Hi, how r you

Miltank
Dec 27, 2009

by XyloJW
I'm doing good just waiting for burger and I saw your post. We should hang sometime :)

Irrational Bees
Nov 2, 2013

by Lowtax
Ok, but you gotta pay for everything. It's not a tranni's place to pay, as none of us have "Real" jobs.

Miltank
Dec 27, 2009

by XyloJW
Cwe can go out for some burgers then mabey take it back to my place and browse forums together?

Miltank
Dec 27, 2009

by XyloJW
Empty quote each others posts and w/e

Irrational Bees
Nov 2, 2013

by Lowtax
Sure, sounds great. What kind of burger place are we talking? Can I order lamb there? I don't like beef, its not good for you!

bonestructure
Sep 25, 2008

by Ralp

Irrational Bees posted:

Im a tasty little treat, a cute tranni

when Bees is agitated, she deploys her yards of hairy scrotum and flaps off like an alarmed sugar glider

Jimbo Jaggins
Jul 19, 2013

bonestructure posted:

when Bees is agitated, she deploys her yards of hairy scrotum and flaps off like an alarmed sugar glider

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
One of the prerequisites to take the stripping class is being molested by your father

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



Irrational Bees for mod of GBS

I am Toni Lippi
Aug 16, 2004
The best part about irrational bees is that none of this is bullshit.

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS

bonestructure posted:

when Bees is agitated, she deploys her yards of hairy scrotum and flaps off like an alarmed sugar glider

:how:

Irrational Bees
Nov 2, 2013

by Lowtax
My scrote is smooth, not hairy. Please know this.

Miltank
Dec 27, 2009

by XyloJW

Irrational Bees posted:

Sure, sounds great. What kind of burger place are we talking? Can I order lamb there? I don't like beef, its not good for you!

I'm thinking maybe we get middle eastern food in this case.

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
women empowering themselves and my dick at the same time, is a win win situation

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
I think pole dancing is where they pretend it's a sport and wear gym clothes, no tassels or fake tits or giving it up CINNAMON

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Cantaloupe posted:

I think pole dancing is where they pretend it's a sport and wear gym clothes, no tassels or fake tits or giving it up CINNAMON

Hmm what's the music like

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