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Don Mega: Nov 26, 2005

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klapman: Aug 27, 2012; this char is good

Confirmed

# ? May 5, 2015 21:16

PhilippAchtel: May 31, 2011

If this were a political cartoon, the woman would be labelled "DEBT" and the watermelon would be "Our Future". Makes you think

# ? May 5, 2015 21:17

psyopmonkey: Nov 15, 2008; by Lowtax

Nooooooe!

# ? May 5, 2015 21:17

Neutrino: Mar 8, 2006; Fallen Rib

This is just as horrible as the kitten crushing vids.

# ? May 5, 2015 21:22

Three Olives: Apr 10, 2005; I FUCKING HATE POOR PEOPLE BUT I LOVE BEING FUCKED IN THE ASS and having two dishwashers in my CONDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Where did you get that photo of me?

# ? May 5, 2015 21:24

Nefarious: Sep 26, 2000; by XyloJW

im the melon

# ? May 5, 2015 21:26

Sierra Nevadan: Nov 1, 2010

wanna slurp that juice

# ? May 5, 2015 21:27

My Q-Face: Jul 8, 2002; A dumb racist who need to kill themselves

The fat folds in her rear end and thighs look like a big gapey anus.

# ? May 5, 2015 21:31

GABA ghoul: Oct 29, 2011

never has to work for a glass of fresh melon juice. fat privilege makes me sick.

# ? May 5, 2015 21:31

frajaq: Jan 30, 2009; #acolyte GM of 2014

Got exactly what I came for, thanks OP

# ? May 5, 2015 21:34

The Cubelodyte: Sep 1, 2006; Practicing Hypnolaw since 1990; Grimey Drawer

Thread does indeed deliver the goods.

# ? May 5, 2015 21:38

Speked: Dec 13, 2011; LTA Represent !!

Did I just watch a watermelon die ?!.

# ? May 5, 2015 21:38

EXTREME INSERTION: Jun 4, 2011; by LadyAmbien

Could she crush a mans head like that

# ? May 5, 2015 21:39

Stoic Commie: Aug 29, 2005; by XyloJW

that melon got whale slammed

# ? May 5, 2015 21:39

Treebeh: Sep 20, 2010; we never say anything unless it is worth taking a long time to say.

Honestly, I was expecting more of an explosive burst from the melon. What I got left me feeling a bit unsatisfied.

# ? May 5, 2015 21:39

Kuato: Feb 25, 2005; "I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"; Buglord

I came. Thanks for sharing op

# ? May 5, 2015 21:40

unlimited shrimp: Aug 30, 2008

lordy lordy

# ? May 5, 2015 21:44

Kanthulhu: Apr 8, 2009; NO ONE SPOIL GAME OF THRONES FOR ME!

IF SOMEONE TELLS ME THAT OBERYN MARTELL AND THE MOUNTAIN DIE THIS SEASON, I'M GOING TO BE PISSED.

BUT NOT HALF AS PISSED AS I'D BE IF SOMEONE WERE TO SPOIL VARYS KILLING A LANISTER!!!

(Dany shits in a field)

That's just a tiny watermelon.

# ? May 5, 2015 21:48

flerp: Feb 25, 2014

# ? May 5, 2015 21:49

old beast lunatic: Nov 3, 2004; by Hand Knit

Treebeh posted:

Honestly, I was expecting more of an explosive burst from the melon. What I got left me feeling a bit unsatisfied.

Yeah if you're gonna be fat and sit on a watermelon put some effort into your sit imo

# ? May 5, 2015 21:49

Dubious: Mar 7, 2006; The Heroes the Vikings Deserve; Lipstick Apathy

the melon died so the rear end may grow

rip never forget youre in god's watermelon patch now

# ? May 5, 2015 21:51

-Misfit-: Apr 20, 2005; I come in the name of Jesus Christ by the power of the holy spirit Bitch!

galagher 3

# ? May 5, 2015 21:53

Random Hajile: Aug 25, 2003

I think I still prefer cakefarts, thanks.

# ? May 5, 2015 22:00

OXBALLS DOT COM: Sep 11, 2005; by FactsAreUseless; Young Orc

Treebeh posted:

Honestly, I was expecting more of an explosive burst from the melon. What I got left me feeling a bit unsatisfied.

Same

# ? May 5, 2015 22:01

Excelzior: Jun 24, 2013

Treebeh posted:

Honestly, I was expecting more of an explosive burst from the melon. What I got left me feeling a bit unsatisfied.

somebody post the chick who makes melons explode with her inner thighs

# ? May 5, 2015 22:33

FIX SIGNS: Aug 29, 2006; You're fucking great,
just do what you can.

Better than Gallagher.

# ? May 5, 2015 22:36

The Taint Reaper: Sep 4, 2012; by Shine

that melon had a family.....

# ? May 5, 2015 22:40

Seaniqua: Mar 12, 2004; "We'll see how the first year goes. But people better get us now, because we're going to keep getting better and better."

That person has a weight problem and I don't think she's taking it seriously. :smith:

# ? May 5, 2015 22:43

Smugworth: Apr 18, 2003

Upvote

# ? May 5, 2015 22:43

old beast lunatic: Nov 3, 2004; by Hand Knit

Excelzior posted:

somebody post the chick who makes melons explode with her inner thighs

I am intrigued.

# ? May 5, 2015 22:43

metricchip: Jul 16, 2014

# ? May 5, 2015 22:44

Salt Fish: Sep 11, 2003; Cybernetic Crumb

I wonder if thats even hard to do, like could I do it? Do you need to be fat?

# ? May 5, 2015 22:48

Dead Gay Romans: Mar 19, 2015; Pitbull enthusiast

Excelzior posted:

somebody post the chick who makes melons explode with her inner thighs

this would be far better

# ? May 5, 2015 22:49

Portals: Apr 18, 2012

that's a scary butt

# ? May 5, 2015 22:51

AbbadonOfHell: Jul 16, 2004; You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.

Healthy at every size! Sure looked healthy for that watermelon.

# ? May 5, 2015 22:54

A Wizard of Goatse: Dec 14, 2014

i like this new trend in threads

# ? May 5, 2015 22:56

I am Toni Lippi: Aug 16, 2004

It is what it is.

# ? May 5, 2015 23:12

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Treebeh posted:

Honestly, I was expecting more of an explosive burst from the melon. What I got left me feeling a bit unsatisfied.

# ? May 5, 2015 23:27

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Harald: Jul 10, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

Don Mega posted:

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