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I used to shoplift nudie mags when I was twelve, and there was no internet, but actual sex is way more fun than shoplifting.
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skander posted:I used to shoplift nudie mags when I was twelve, and there was no internet, but actual sex is way more fun than shoplifting. I agree with you but am sorry that you didn't experiance the joy of "woods porn" i.e. porn left out in the woods by someone for some unknown reason tha you later found
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May 6, 2015 03:42
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skander posted:but actual sex is way more fun than shoplifting. "no money" remember?
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May 6, 2015 03:43
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skander posted:I used to shoplift nudie mags when I was twelve, and there was no internet, but actual sex is way more fun than shoplifting. [citation needed]
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May 6, 2015 03:44
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stealing from national chain businesses is cool, stealing people's personal property is not, imo, op
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May 6, 2015 03:54
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You can just have fun stealing and not try to turn it into a political thing you know.
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May 6, 2015 04:15
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You could probably do ok wearing a stylish messenger bag (look less like a thief) and grabbing a basket and filling it with cheap bulky things that you actually buy. Then nobody thinks twice because you're buying poo poo and if you get caught you're just like wait I'm planning on paying for this the basket was just full and I tossed it back there. Or you could just make more money and not care about prices.
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May 6, 2015 04:59
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Don't shoplift in black neighborhoods.
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May 6, 2015 05:07
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Pretty sure you can suck dicks and get hosed in the rear end for free if you put you mind to it sorry OP.
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May 6, 2015 05:09
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I"d rather have the shoplifting version of supermarket sweep (with some legends of the hidden temple thrown in maybe) than competitive shoplifting but yeah I might watch either.
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May 6, 2015 05:13
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Toadvine posted:Don't shoplift in black neighborhoods. why?
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May 6, 2015 05:15
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a bay posted:You can just have fun stealing and not try to turn it into a political thing you know. Considering the only time I was stealing from places was when I was literally too poor to afford food and walked everywhere because I couldn't afford gas, it's pretty much the only way I can look at it.
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May 6, 2015 05:17
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a bay posted:You can just have fun stealing and not try to turn it into a political thing you know. a bay posted:[citation needed]
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May 6, 2015 05:29
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Alan Smithee posted:"no money" remember?
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May 6, 2015 05:34
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I like to go to wal mart when it's really busy, spot the greenest looking cashier and "forget" to tell him/her to scan what's in the cart. Got like $60 in free beer once, was pretty sweet.
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May 6, 2015 05:56
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Lufiron posted:yeah that was a long time ago. i used to hang out around there back in high school, that and copley square. back in the day id pay a bum to go get me and my buddies 40s of whatever at the liquor store around the corner from there on boylston and drink in the fens. Yeah so would I... I also hung out in Copley with all the punks. Would you hang out at Moka?
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May 6, 2015 15:58
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gnarlyhotep posted:I agree with you but am sorry that you didn't experiance the joy of "woods porn" i.e. porn left out in the woods by someone for some unknown reason tha you later found If I was into porno this is the kind I would probably be into.
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May 6, 2015 23:39
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Meant to post this earlier but if you want to do something nice for your mom, grocery stores usually have a lot of potted plants and flowers right out front.
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May 11, 2015 02:35
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actually, rape is
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May 11, 2015 02:45
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Dumpster diving is better.
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May 11, 2015 02:46
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I stole a huge container of stevia once
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May 11, 2015 03:09
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Shitposting is the most fun you can have with 
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burritolingus posted:Dumpster diving is better. coveting another man's trash inflates his already grandiose and delusional ideals.
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well, fyad man, when i was a tween i would shoplift fake but expensive looking jewelry from mexican vendors on olivera street, and then sell it in hollywood or venice and buy cool clothes
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Jun 9, 2015 09:47
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masturbation is stealing from god.
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gnarlyhotep posted:I agree with you but am sorry that you didn't experiance the joy of "woods porn" i.e. porn left out in the woods by someone for some unknown reason tha you later found How is it that every square acre of woods/forest preserve had at least 2 or 3 pieces of 'woods porn' in it? Sometimes it was just one page, like the back page of advertisements, but sometimes it was a whole magazine. But the whole ones were usually waterlogged from being outside, and pages stuck together because of 'rain'. Yeah, that's why.
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Max Hammer posted:How is it that every square acre of woods/forest preserve had at least 2 or 3 pieces of 'woods porn' in it? Sometimes it was just one page, like the back page of advertisements, but sometimes it was a whole magazine. But the whole ones were usually waterlogged from being outside, and pages stuck together because of 'rain'. Yeah, that's why. Which forest is this
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Jun 9, 2015 22:15
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Masturbation is fun, free, and legal, unlike shoplifting. unless you do it in public but then you deserve what you get Hth
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Jun 9, 2015 23:02
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Shoplifters are actually sad and lame. You're not pulling off a hiest. You're not entitled to poo poo. You're just a fool stuck in an adolescent mentality.
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Jun 9, 2015 23:17
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vudan posted:Shoplifters are actually sad and lame. You're not pulling off a hiest. You're not entitled to poo poo. You're just a fool stuck in an adolescent mentality. its ok if you are an adolescent imo
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Jun 9, 2015 23:18
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vudan posted:Shoplifters are actually sad and lame. You're not pulling off a hiest. You're not entitled to poo poo. You're just a fool stuck in an adolescent mentality. You sound like a lot of fun
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Jun 9, 2015 23:19
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agreed OP lifted a pair of shoes last month literally just walked out with them on my feet gently caress you THE MAN
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Jun 9, 2015 23:24
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You can steal ammo from a gun store by shooting yourself. The paramedics take you out with the bullets still inside your body and they let you keep them if you ask.
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Jun 9, 2015 23:27
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Moola posted:agreed OP If you put the new shoes on and leave your old shoes in the box it doesn't affect your karma 
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Jun 9, 2015 23:28
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I would say shitposting on gbs is the funnest thing to do with no money. But then I remembered that you have to have 10 bux to even do that.
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Jun 9, 2015 23:33
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a bay posted:If you put the new shoes on and leave your old shoes in the box it doesn't affect your karma I did this but my old shoes cost like £4.99 and the other ones were like £50 so....
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Jun 9, 2015 23:47
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also walked out wearing a pair of shades stuff you can wear out is super easy
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Jun 9, 2015 23:48
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Moola posted:I did this but my old shoes cost like £4.99 and the other ones were like £50 so.... You traded one pair of shoes for another, the price doesn't matter to anyone but bloateed loss prevention thugs.
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... I also came back for the old shoes later...
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