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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

What the gently caress??
You just woke up on your bathroom floor with no memory of how you ended up there or how long you've been unconscious. You're covered in poo poo and you have a splitting headache.

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Nomikos
Dec 31, 2003

open the cabinet and take all the drugs

Darf
Jun 6, 2011

You have quite a treasure there...
war paint my face in my poo poo

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

gross, OP

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
> try and figure out what happened to my legs and put on my hat

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle
>take pills

GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx
Pull up pants and smear poo poo all over self

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
he vomits next

DickParasite
Dec 2, 2004


Slippery Tilde
>Eat the poo poo

glowing-fish
Feb 18, 2013

Keep grinding,
I hope you level up! :)
> Take a shower, ffs, you are covered in poo poo!

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
better post about this on gbs!

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
> Put hat on to be better at investigating, investigate poo

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
>check pupils and anus for abnormalities

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

>clean up your poo poo and then take an aspirin.

DOMDOM
Apr 28, 2007

Fun Shoe
>smoke meth and call battered ex-bf

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

dMastri posted:

>smoke meth and call battered ex-bf

lol

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
> search the room, especially the waste basket and medicine cabinet
> if you found aspirin take a few

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Nomikos posted:

open the cabinet and take all the drugs



You haul your fat rear end into a standing position and cram everything from your medicine cabinet into your craw.
As it happens, your medicine cabinet was stocked primarily with candy. The only actual medicine in there was a bottle of analgesic pills which quickly cure your headache.
There was actually a whole puzzle and everything where you had to find the pills to cure your headache before you could leave the bathroom but it looks like you sliced right through that Gordian knot.

NomChompsky
Sep 17, 2008

make a sculpture with the poop

glowing-fish
Feb 18, 2013

Keep grinding,
I hope you level up! :)
> Search the wastebasket for CLUES.

Deadbeat Poetry
Mar 6, 2004

Sorry if my costume scared you
>Plug sink and turn on faucet, let the water flood the room to clean the poo poo. Practice kung fu in the mirror while the room floods

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

>Shatter the mirror wrap the biggest shard with some cloth from our shirt and smear the tip with poo poo

We need a weapon

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
> push your rear end against the wall and and look if the shitstains form a clue for us

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Darf posted:

war paint my face in my poo poo


gnarlyhotep posted:

> try and figure out what happened to my legs and put on my hat


GAYS FOR DAYS posted:

Pull up pants and smear poo poo all over self


Moola posted:

> Put hat on to be better at investigating, investigate poo


glowing-fish posted:

> Search the wastebasket for CLUES.





You pull up your cargo shorts and don your Trusty Fedora. You feel your investigative powers returning as you examine your bathroom for clues. You smear some poo poo on your cheeks to look more tactical as you investigate.

glowing-fish
Feb 18, 2013

Keep grinding,
I hope you level up! :)

Applewhite posted:



You pull up your cargo shorts and don your Trusty Fedora. You feel your investigative powers returning as you examine your bathroom for clues. You smear some poo poo on your cheeks to look more tactical as you investigate.

> Check cargo shorts for detective supplies.

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

>look inside the back of the toilet.

monkey
Jan 20, 2004

by zen death robot
Yams Fan
> Search anus for buried treasure.

Doctor J Off
Dec 28, 2005

There Is
leave the drat bathroom and find someone to ask for clues/questions about the plot

RennZero
Oct 10, 2007

"Get in."
Your shirt suddenly has a picture of a whale on it and says something about Space Camp. Your shirt was clearly blank before...

>Investigate magic space whale shirt

It probably is the key to this whole mystery!

Yaos
Feb 22, 2003

She is a cat of significant gravy.
Eat poo poo out of the toilet and make sure there are no secrets hiding in the poop.

Put your finger up your butt and make sure there are no secrets hiding in there that will help solve the mystery.

Yaos fucked around with this message at 01:19 on May 6, 2015

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
> vote 5

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

glowing-fish posted:

> Check cargo shorts for detective supplies.


monkey posted:

> Search anus for buried treasure.



RennZero posted:

>Investigate magic space whale shirt




You check your inventory.
You're carrying a King Size CHOCO Bar in your right cargo pants pocket. Your other pockets are empty, as is your colon. Your Cash Level is 0.
Equipment:
Head: Trusty Fedora
Shirt: Your hilarious and ironic "I had a whale of a time at Space Camp!" shirt. It's not magic, but you admit that it's the sort of shirt you wouldn't draw in detail every single time if you needed to draw it over and over again for some reason.
Pants: poo poo-stained cargo shorts
Feet: Socks with sandals (poo poo stained).

Four Score
Feb 27, 2014

by zen death robot
Lipstick Apathy
>take remaining poop out of Colon

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



>Take a shower, and put on clean cargo shorts. shirt, socks and sandals. Replace fedora with trilby.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
> Press your face against the shitstain on the wall and use the figure for a Rorschach test to dig out our repressed memories.

Ruggan
Feb 20, 2007
WHAT THAT SMELL LIKE?!


Colon looks like it's ready for a kiss

Doctor J Off
Dec 28, 2005

There Is
> put the colon in your pocket and leave the bathroom in search of someone to query

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Four Score posted:

>take remaining poop out of Colon


You push with all your might, and manage to shart the last of the poop out of your colon into your cargo pants. Well done!

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glowing-fish
Feb 18, 2013

Keep grinding,
I hope you level up! :)

Applewhite posted:


You check your inventory.
You're carrying a King Size CHOCO Bar in your right cargo pants pocket. Your other pockets are empty, as is your colon.

>Carve choco bar into key so you can pick the lock on the bathroom and go outside.

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