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Put on a clean shirt if you're going to Skype your Mom. Jesus.
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Fusilli Jerry posted:put the amiibo up your butthole for safe keeping.. but only after you use it to give youreself a prostate massage almightyerin posted:Click on dick ad. Order some dick stuff.  You place the Rare Wii Fit Trainer Amiibo in your Colon for safekeeping.  The penis enlargement ad catches your eye and you click on it. The resulting pop-up prompts you to enter your credit card number and you eagerly oblige. The product is endorsed by an accredited man of science, so you're optimistic about its efficacy. In the background, the Skype call to your mother connects. Your Mom: "Brandon? Brandon is that you? I'm not getting any video. Are you alright? Do you need more money?"
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May 11, 2015 01:52
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Pretend you're being held for ransom, ask for ransom money
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May 11, 2015 01:56
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>Say "MOOOOMMMMM, I asked you not to call me Brandon anymore! My name is Zoltar the Dark Lord!!"
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May 11, 2015 02:00
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Retail Slave posted:>Say "MOOOOMMMMM, I asked you not to call me Brandon anymore! My name is Zoltar the Dark Lord!!" >Say this. But yes Zoltar needs more money.
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May 11, 2015 02:08
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hell yea we need some money! >whine about how hard it is to find a job these days & how you NEED money to renew your WOW subscription & how your literally STARVING to death >wait for mother dearest to send you the money that she was saving up for her Hep C treatment >but only after you suffer through an hour of passive aggressive mom guilt (gotta earn that money)
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May 11, 2015 02:10
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Retail Slave posted:>Say "MOOOOMMMMM, I asked you not to call me Brandon anymore! My name is Zoltar the Dark Lord!!" Blurry Gray Thing posted:>Say this. But yes Zoltar needs more money.  You: MOOOOMMMMM, I asked you not to call me Brandon anymore! My name is Zoltar the Dark Lord!! Your Mom: I'm sorry, sweetie. I didn't realize you were "role gaming." I don't really have time to play along though, honey. Your Brother and sisters are here for mother's day and we're about to cut the cake. You: Zoltar requires an increase in your monthly tithe. Possibly an advance as well. Your Mom: Whatever you need, sweetie I... Are you in a car right now? Are you finally getting your license??
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May 11, 2015 02:22
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Tell mom "no, but I have a doll up my rear end"
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May 11, 2015 02:39
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mom, how can i skype you if im in a car?
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May 11, 2015 02:42
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>Try to sell your mom the Amiibo
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May 11, 2015 02:44
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End skype transmission as all objectives have been accomplished. Do not say goodbye as it is a worthless and inefficient pleasantry. Seek answers to Emilys murder by relaxing the mind with a game of Magic: The Gathering online. Breathe through mouth.
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May 11, 2015 02:56
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Applewhite posted:
> Tell mom that you are in a car in Tijuana.
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May 11, 2015 04:11
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> Tell your mom that you are dealing with "serious business." Barely remember to mumble happy Mother's Day to her, then hang up and call Dominos to find out the status of your pizza delivery before you starve.
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May 11, 2015 06:46
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CaptainSarcastic posted:> Tell your mom that you are dealing with "serious business." Barely remember to mumble happy Mother's Day to her, then hang up and call Dominos to find out the status of your pizza delivery before you starve.
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May 11, 2015 09:55
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>turn on video for call to mom
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May 11, 2015 11:24
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CaptainSarcastic posted:> Tell your mom that you are dealing with "serious business." Barely remember to mumble happy Mother's Day to her, then hang up and call Dominos to find out the status of your pizza delivery before you starve.
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May 11, 2015 12:30
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Thread should have been called HEY! WHA HAPPENED??
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May 11, 2015 12:31
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CaptainSarcastic posted:> Tell your mom that you are dealing with "serious business." Barely remember to mumble happy Mother's Day to her, then hang up and call Dominos to find out the status of your pizza delivery before you starve.
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May 11, 2015 12:43
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what the gently caress is happening in your av dude? that cartoon girl gettin cum blasted or what
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May 11, 2015 14:03
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http://www.gunnerkrigg.com/?p=839 She's being attacked by a pigeon.
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May 11, 2015 14:21
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Nettle Soup posted:http://www.gunnerkrigg.com/?p=839 ok i'm not going to stop masturbating tho
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May 11, 2015 14:31
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Might be a delay in the adventure today and tomorrow. I'll try and post something today but if there's nothing up tonight don't expect anything until after 9pm EST tomorrow.
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May 11, 2015 19:58
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>Mom is useless. Skype dad gay or satan for advice.
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May 11, 2015 20:52
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>examine space where webcam should be >examine food wrapper on desk
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May 11, 2015 22:32
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> start collecting evidence to frame that bastard Emily Cutemeyer's boyfriend for her murder > search Emily Cutemeyer's corpse > cop a feel
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May 12, 2015 04:27
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kid sinister posted:> start collecting evidence to frame that bastard Emily Cutemeyer's boyfriend for her murder This but lets try and keep the cops out of it. >Sell Emily Cutemeyer on Ebay.
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May 12, 2015 04:34
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When the pizza comes, pull amiibo out of your rear end and give it to the driver as a tip.
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May 12, 2015 04:45
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almightyerin posted:When the pizza comes, pull amiibo out of your rear end and give it to the driver as a tip. Get his fingerprints on it. Call the cops so they arrive just after the driver arrives.
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May 12, 2015 05:25
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Outrail posted:This but lets try and keep the cops out of it. This, but advertise her as one of those "realistic" sex dolls.
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May 12, 2015 13:29
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Well if no one else is gonna do it > Examine feed from your webcam in Skype call
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May 12, 2015 15:56
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> Masterbate to mom's face
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May 12, 2015 23:05
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:>Mom is useless. Skype dad gay or satan for advice.
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May 12, 2015 23:26
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loquacius posted:Well if no one else is gonna do it
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May 12, 2015 23:28
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We need a fallguy for this. Set a trap for the Dominos delivery guy which basically consists of dragging him into the apartment and flailing away like the useless moron we are.
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May 12, 2015 23:30
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C. Everett Koop posted:We need a fallguy for this. Set a trap for the Dominos delivery guy which basically consists of dragging him into the apartment and flailing away like the useless moron we are. If Ebay doesn't pan out this is a solid plan.
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May 13, 2015 00:11
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where is the rest of this story, this is the only thing keeping me to coming to this shithole of a forum (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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May 13, 2015 01:26
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fivethree posted:where is the rest of this story, this is the only thing keeping me to coming to this shithole of a forum Yeah gently caress that apple wolf man for not making enough stuff for us. 
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May 13, 2015 01:46
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fivethree posted:where is the rest of this story, this is the only thing keeping me to coming to this shithole of a forum Regular updates resume tomorrow. I had to work late today.
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May 13, 2015 03:40
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Tell mom somebody killed your girlfriend. You obviously don't talk to her enough for her to know poo poo about your nonexistent love-life.
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FriarCuck posted:Tell mom somebody killed your girlfriend. You obviously don't talk to her enough for her to know poo poo about your nonexistent love-life. She's going to say "Oh thats nice sweetheart, your father and I were beginning to think you were gay. Would you like me to bring you down some pizza rolls?" Then you tell her that the basement is your sanctuary and that she should leave the pizza rolls by the door.
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