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browse gbs some more while on the phone make sure to go back to your hipster thread and vote it a 5
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call pizza delivery guy and tell him to go back cause you changed your mind and want the caramel macchiato pizza instead
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May 13, 2015 06:18
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>Wish mom happy mother's day, and then ask if she's ever discovered a corpse in her home, and if so, what she did about it
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May 13, 2015 06:28
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Get dead girl's phone, change dead girl's facebook status to it's complicated. Put sunglasses on the corpse. Catfish a rich older vomit fetishest out of his ill begotten dogecoins with a series of casual cool weekend at bernie's style shots of the body on the couch.
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May 13, 2015 07:46
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fivethree posted:where is the rest of this story, this is the only thing keeping me to coming to this shithole of a forum > get probated for being a whiny bitch
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May 13, 2015 08:16
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post this on the forums:fivethree posted:where is the rest of this story, this is the only thing keeping me to coming to this shithole of a forum
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May 13, 2015 08:19
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Remember you saw this article on coca cola being able to dissolve meat. Check your bitcoin wallet. Then order a large supply of coke online to fill your bathtub with. Plus a book on pig slaughtering, pig bone is close enough to human anyway. Pay by bitcoin to hide your identity.
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May 13, 2015 09:44
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check your browser history to see if there are any telltale clues to who could have murdered longtime crush Emily Cutemeyer
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Drunkboxer posted:Tell mom "no, but I have a doll up my rear end" Dave_Indeed posted:End skype transmission as all objectives have been accomplished. CaptainSarcastic posted:> Tell your mom that you are dealing with "serious business." Barely remember to mumble happy Mother's Day to her, then hang up and call Dominos to find out the status of your pizza delivery before you starve.  You: No, but I have a doll up my rear end. Your Mom: ... I didn't quite catch that, sweetie. But uhh... have you given any thought to maybe joining a local church? I know you say you're an atheist but there are a lot of good people there who can help you with some of the difficulties you've been having with your life... Incensed by your mother's outrageous suggestion, you decide to terminate the call. You: I'm dealing with some serious business right now. I must away.... Happymother'sday. Your Mom: I love y- Call Terminated You hang up and switch over to the Domino's window to check their handy pizza progress bar feature. It's honestly the only reason you ever order from Domino's because it spares you the anxiety of talking to a stranger on the phone when you want to check on the status of your pizza.  According to the "Pizza Progress Bar(tm)" your pizza has entered the "ingredientation(tm)" phase. It's moving a bit slowly for your tastes, but such is to be expected.At least progress is steady. Fojar38 posted:browse gbs some more while on the phone  You switch over to GBS by way of E/N (You've discovered you can travel between the pages more efficiently by pressing the "back" button). Ugh, it looks like some sadbrains freak has hijacked your thread to whine about his own problems. You obviously can't count on E/N for any help. You continue back to your Caramel Macchiato thread and vote it a "5."
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Kommienzuspadt posted:check your browser history to see if there are any telltale clues to who could have murdered longtime crush Emily Cutemeyer
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> go to the e/n thread you started and reply by only typing "posting" in an attempt to derail the derail with such an obtuse post
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>permaban yourself so people stop making this about posting on a dumb dead forum
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> Keep hitting the back button, see where it takes you.
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May 13, 2015 14:48
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>Loot Emily Cutemeyer's corpse.
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>save
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May 13, 2015 14:55
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>cop a feel on Emily Cutemeyer's corpse. You've never touched an actual boob before, and it's not rape if she's dead!
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DaveSplitter posted:>Loot Emily Cutemeyer's corpse. Retail Slave posted:>cop a feel on Emily Cutemeyer's corpse. You've never touched an actual boob before, and it's not rape if she's dead!  You can't loot Emily Cutemeyer's Corpse while she's behind the couch because the gap between the couch and the wall is too small for you to fit through. However you are able to reach her boobs from where you are and give them a squeeze.  Your gropefest is interrupted by a knock at the front door! You look south to see your front door.
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> Very quietly look through the peephole and see who it is.
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>grab your rolling pin or a sharp kitchen knife on the way to the door edit: afterthought, grab both, you don't know whether they are weak to blunt or slashing weapons Hopper fucked around with this message at 16:05 on May 13, 2015 |
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May 13, 2015 16:03
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Kavak posted:> Very quietly look through the peephole and see who it is. this also, you shouldn't have voted your own thread, now gnarly wont give you prizes when you win the weekly competition you should also make a sexhavers thread now that you've clearly had sex
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May 13, 2015 16:20
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>don't let them in because you're busy internet detectivering the Real Murderer of Longtime Crush Emily Cutemeyer
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May 13, 2015 16:26
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> put on sweet trenchcoat, retrieve nunchucks from in between couch cushions
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May 13, 2015 16:39
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>wear the dead girls clothes >tell mom you're Jane now >order shady online pills
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>Challenge whoever is at the door to a game of Pokemon cards
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Read the guy who's hijacked our thread, we can pin this. > Accuse poster of stabbing our GF
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Nettle Soup posted:Read the guy who's hijacked our thread, we can pin this. It was him!
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May 13, 2015 19:00
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Hack the poster and find out where he is (his IP is the same as ours).
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May 13, 2015 19:03
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prop Emily's corpse up, give her some shades, & let's Bernie this poo poo
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May 13, 2015 19:03
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can we change our desktop wallpaper, the pony is freaking me out.
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May 13, 2015 19:12
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>wear diablo poster as mask and attempt to frighten intruder away
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> Donate the mum money to Atma's Patreon to convince him to turn your life story into a GBS CYOA
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May 13, 2015 19:46
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>Donate all the money your mom sends you to Bernie Sanders.
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>Minimize all windows and gaze in the glory of the desktop wallpaper
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Kavak posted:> Very quietly look through the peephole and see who it is. bollig posted:> put on sweet trenchcoat, retrieve nunchucks from in between couch cushions  Your trenchcoat is lost somewhere in your pile of laundry and you don't own any knives or rolling pins (or any silverware), but you retrieve your sweet nunchucks from between the couch cushions and equip them before going to check the peephole.  From the look of things, it's one of the TCC goons responding to your offer of weed. TCC Goon: Anybody home? I'm here for the weed. Fusilli Jerry posted:prop Emily's corpse up, give her some shades, & let's Bernie this poo poo  You hurriedly drag Emily's corpse out from behind the couch. The effort of moving the 120 lb female leaves you thoroughly exhausted and sweating like a fat, fat pig. poo poo, you don't own any sunglasses because you never go outside. If the TCC goon sees that her eyes are little "X"s he'll know she's dead!
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> Throw a blanket over her, shut the curtains > Let the goon in
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Nettle Soup posted:> Throw a blanket over her, shut the curtains This, but cover her with the Diablo 3 poster instead
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>draw little eyes on Emily's corpse with your Magic markers >explain to TCC goon that the girl got juiced up on your stash while you weren't looking and you need to go out and find your dealer >equip Tactical Umbrella to protect us from exposure to Solar radiation >failing that, use Anime Waifu pillow to shield us from the angry Sun
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Brony Hunter posted:This, but cover her with the Diablo 3 poster instead Stick it on the front of the blanket mound like a face.
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> kill TCC goon with sweet nunchucks > make it look like a murder/suicide
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