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Applewhite posted:
loving lol can you make this for me in av size, except instead of -Pppbl- it says -Pppost-? 
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Four Score posted:loving lol Make a cartoon where this guy is in the next room learning how to use MS Paint. 
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May 6, 2015 01:38
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Four Score posted:loving lol 
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Let's take a shower and then find something to eat.
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Bacontotem posted:>masturbate
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Dave_Indeed posted:Make a cartoon where this guy is in the next room learning how to use MS Paint. I love both of you
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I.C. posted:Let's take a shower and then find something to eat. > take off all clothes before shower
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>Activate Second Colon >poo poo in shower Unleash the beast!
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I.C. posted:Let's take a shower and then find something to eat. gnarlyhotep posted:> take off all clothes before shower
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>Shower, change clothes, find cellphone and check it for clues
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> Take off clothes, shower, put poo poo stained clothes back on after shower
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Qvindtar posted:Enter shower, clean off all poo poo I.C. posted:Let's take a shower and then find something to eat.  You do not actually have a shower in your apartment. You consider them a pointless extravagance (an opinion you express passionately and regularly on the Somethingawful dot com Forums). Naturally you sold your shower/bath on Craigslist to pay for your Sweet Gaming/Bitcoin Mining Rig over a year ago. You remember you have some wet naps in the living room, which you use for bathing. Doctor J Off posted:> put the colon in your pocket and leave the bathroom in search of someone to query  Your colon is already a pocket. You exit your bathroom and enter your Living room. Your Living Room is dark. You can't tell what time of day it is because your curtains are drawn against natural light to which you are mildly allergic. On the East side of the room, your Sweet Gaming/Bitcoin Mining Rig purrs softly and glows bluely. Your computer and monitor are exactly as you left them: midway through posting another hilarious thread on the Somethingawful dot com Forums. In the Southwest corner of the room, your Pile of laundry is organized into an efficient heap. Applewhite fucked around with this message at 02:35 on May 6, 2015 |
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> post (in an unexpected turn of fate, you are posting in 2006) https://web.archive.org/web/20010220191024/http://forums.somethingawful.com/
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glowing-fish posted:> Get on sweet gaming rig and play Excitebike. > and after that Moon Patrol 
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I'm losing sight of the plot, though. This seems like a regular day so far. Are we trying to figure out what the hell happened between graduating high-school with good grades and lots of high expectations from everyone and today?? but still, > post a CYOA
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I voted 5 but want to know when you're going to start selling "I had a whale of a time at Space Camp" tshirts.
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there's a corpse behind that couch. see the shoes? >ignore corpse for a week like that one goon in the ladies chatting thread
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A misanthrope posted:there's a corpse behind that couch. see the shoes? We don't know it is a corpse, it could just be someone passed out in their own feces.
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glowing-fish posted:We don't know it is a corpse, it could just be someone passed out in their own feces. Agreed. Better make sure it is a corpse. > Examine computer. > Take power cable. > Examine corpse. > Use power cable on power socket > Use power cable on corpse. > Use switch
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You skipped eating the poop out of the toilet. I bet there is a secret key in there and you don't want us to find it.
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