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tuyop
Sep 15, 2006

Every second that we're not growing BASIL is a second wasted

Fun Shoe
Someone is paying you like 3k and you don't have to do anything but if you make any other money legitimately you'll have to pay back half of it, so working to make more of that June paper is basically a waste of time.

Also, you don't want to leave home.

What do you do?

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psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Make QWISO and cook with it.

Start a small edibles company.

Drugs are bad, dont do drugs.

autism ZX spectrum
Feb 8, 2007

by Lowtax
Fun Shoe
huff farts to get high

johnny sack
Jan 30, 2004

One day, this team will play to their expectations...

Just not this year..

So you're collecting unemployment for a month before a new job starts or what?

If you own a home, I would start and finish those little projects that you never have time to do when you're working.

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005
Sleep

Mooktastical
Jan 8, 2008

tuyop posted:

Someone is paying you like 3k and you don't have to do anything but if you make any other money legitimately you'll have to pay back half of it, so working to make more of that June paper is basically a waste of time.

Also, you don't want to leave home.

What do you do?

Smoke copius quantities of marijuana.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
weed
video games

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
When you're unemployed you have every month off!

unassertive boy 99
Dec 7, 2014

by Ralp
Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2

Brute Hole Force
Dec 25, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Stare at the ceiling.
A lot.

If this gets boring you can lay down with your head at the foot of the bed and it's like a whole new ceiling.

gottabefrank
Sep 19, 2014

Amphetamine bender bro

great big cardboard tube
Sep 3, 2003


Id rub my horrible dick raw

Izumi Konata
May 4, 2012

by Ralp
grow weed. the harvest will be early july.

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax

unassertive boy 99 posted:

Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
Serious answer: Binge watch all the star treks on netflix.

tuyop
Sep 15, 2006

Every second that we're not growing BASIL is a second wasted

Fun Shoe

johnny sack posted:

So you're collecting unemployment for a month before a new job starts or what?

If you own a home, I would start and finish those little projects that you never have time to do when you're working.

This is purely hypothetical.

cool tree bro
Jul 27, 2010
drink too much and die because i dont have to get sober for work

Antifa Spacemarine
Jan 11, 2011

Tzeentch can suck it.
lol, 3k? that's it? Do you really think that's an even medium amount of money?

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot
i'd probably order clothing because i need it

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot

Shaman Ooglaboogla posted:

lol, 3k? that's it? Do you really think that's an even medium amount of money?

its top 1% of incomes globally sure

cool tree bro
Jul 27, 2010

Shaman Ooglaboogla posted:

lol, 3k? that's it? Do you really think that's an even medium amount of money?

its 1500 dollars more than the median household income in america

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot
i'd shitpost in gbs while i waited for my stuff to show up

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot
oh and health insurance

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot
anything left over on june 30 would go to my debt

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot
i could really use 3 grand

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot
my quality of life would increase markedly if i had 3 grand but it would put me in more debt because i could get that surgery i've been putting off

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:

Seizure Robot posted:

Id rub my horrible dick raw

tuyop
Sep 15, 2006

Every second that we're not growing BASIL is a second wasted

Fun Shoe

Shaman Ooglaboogla posted:

lol, 3k? that's it? Do you really think that's an even medium amount of money?

Considering that it's money for literally nothing (I mean, except a mild lifelong disability), yeah! It's exactly my definition of "a medium amount of money".

huskarl_marx posted:

i could really use 3 grand

Is there any way I can help you somehow in the month of June? :glomp:

Sono
Apr 9, 2008




cool tree bro posted:

its 1500 dollars more than the median household income in america

(3000 - 1500) x 12 = 51000?

tuyop
Sep 15, 2006

Every second that we're not growing BASIL is a second wasted

Fun Shoe
Oh, this is 3k net as well.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

tuyop posted:

Oh, this is 3k net as well.

So...

How much fun money do you have then?

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Hanging out in Greece.

tuyop
Sep 15, 2006

Every second that we're not growing BASIL is a second wasted

Fun Shoe

psyopmonkey posted:

So...

How much fun money do you have then?

Well, usually my wife and I save like 3200 a month so... all of it? None of it? I kind of have enough fun with my life when I don't have any time off that I don't need to spend much.

Together we take home about 7k, if it matters.

What kind of MMO addiction could I develop in a month?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Ride my motorcycle.

Play with my dillz.

Read.

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005
Read nigga

tuyop
Sep 15, 2006

Every second that we're not growing BASIL is a second wasted

Fun Shoe

Neukoln19 posted:

Read nigga

What would you read?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

tuyop posted:

What would you read?

Go to your local library and find something that interests you.

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005

tuyop posted:

What would you read?

The origin of consciousness in the breakdown of the bicameral mind

National book award winners

poo poo by mo yan

Pen Faulkner winners

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005
Scratch that first one off the list I'm too drat stupid

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huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot

tuyop posted:


Is there any way I can help you somehow in the month of June? :glomp:

i cant turn down money, its the human condition

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