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Squeezy Farm
Jun 16, 2009
Discuss

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FuriousGeorge
Jan 23, 2006

Ah, the simple joys of a monkey knife-fight.
Grimey Drawer
what's an avenger

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
scarjo is a whore woman for not having sex with me

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
I haven't seen this latest popcorn flick. What exactly happened?

Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005




Whats the latest drama now?

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

im gay

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

i drove joss whedon off twitter

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004


wheadon did this

ZombieParts
Jul 18, 2009

ASK ME ABOUT VISITING PROSTITUTES IN CHINA AND FEELING NO SHAME. MY FRIEND IS SERIOUSLY THE (PATHETIC) YODA OF PAYING WOMEN TO TOUCH HIS (AND MY) DICK. THEY WOULDN'T DO IT OTHERWISE.

Edgar posted:

I haven't seen this latest popcorn flick. What exactly happened?

she's loving the Hulk now because she feels she's as much a monster as he is(because she can't have babies so that makes her a monster). He seems mostly ok with it

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine
Isn't the hulk more oversexualized than the black widow?

Like dude is ripped more than a steroids user.

Figaro
Feb 21, 2006

Hi, I've come to apply for the doctor's job. I can assure you my credentials are top-notch, I've just graduated from Harvard College Yale. I aced every semester, and I got an 'A'.
I quite like Black Window, I think she's nice

cool tree bro
Jul 27, 2010

TEAYCHES posted:

i drove joss whedon off twitter

i wish youd drive yourself off a cliff

:iceburn:

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

cool tree bro posted:

i wish youd drive yourself off a cliff

:iceburn:

:(

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
So she is having sexual consensual intercourse with that green apeman? Sounds like marvel is copying king kong.

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine
Also Kitty Pryde, jean Gray, Storm, and Jubilee are more badass than Black Widow.

ZombieParts
Jul 18, 2009

ASK ME ABOUT VISITING PROSTITUTES IN CHINA AND FEELING NO SHAME. MY FRIEND IS SERIOUSLY THE (PATHETIC) YODA OF PAYING WOMEN TO TOUCH HIS (AND MY) DICK. THEY WOULDN'T DO IT OTHERWISE.

Edgar posted:

So she is having sexual consensual intercourse with that green apeman? Sounds like marvel is copying king kong.

i'm pretty sure that's what sparked the "gently caress a neanderthal" thread

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

I got some superheroin from this dude in tcc

Squeezy Farm
Jun 16, 2009

The Taint Reaper posted:

Also Kitty Pryde, jean Gray, Storm, and Jubilee are more badass than Black Widow.

I was thinking of this same ranking last nite

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

The Taint Reaper posted:

Also Kitty Pryde, jean Gray, Storm, and Jubilee are more badass than Black Widow.

not really

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
im really glad the taint reaper weighed in on this

Figaro
Feb 21, 2006

Hi, I've come to apply for the doctor's job. I can assure you my credentials are top-notch, I've just graduated from Harvard College Yale. I aced every semester, and I got an 'A'.

Wow who murdered Felicia Day's cat?

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
she'll have sex with you but then she'll kill you..the name says it all

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW

Harald posted:

she'll have sex with you but then she'll kill you..the name says it all

the name says she's a negro whose husband dide

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

Harald posted:

she'll have sex with you but then she'll kill you..the name says it all

Death by Snu Snu

Indubitable Leg
Aug 9, 2013

Woah now, let's not say things we can't take back.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
lol they gave hawkeye a wife and kids

practically sent him out to the pasture

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine
No dads are allowed when it comes to Superheroes, just look at Batman.

Indubitable Leg
Aug 9, 2013

Alan Smithee posted:

lol they gave hawkeye a wife and kids

practically sent him out to the pasture

They even sent him to go live on a farm upstate, goddamn.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
banner and widow were real sad they couldnt have kids when really they should be happy they can bone all the loving time

bareback on the stairway

no condoms in the shower

rawdog in hawkeye's marital bed

shooting blanks at the top everest

skin on skin in the middle of times loving square

I'm Crap
Aug 15, 2001
someone post the gif of the crowd of people staring at scarjo's behind

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Oct 30, 2009

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How is she slut shamed?

porkchop_express
May 27, 2004
hulk is bi otherwise its rape culture

Tonsured
Jan 14, 2005

I came across mention of a Gnostic codex called The Unreal God and the Aspects of His Nonexistent Universe, an idea which reduced me to helpless laughter. What kind of person would write about something that he knows doesn't exist, and how can something that doesn't exist have aspects?
Marvelgate it's about ethics in hulk loving

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
she aint a monster for picking hulk. hulk sexiest one there is, which is saying something considering the grade a beefcake in these dumb movies.

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

I'm Crap posted:

someone post the gif of the crowd of people staring at scarjo's behind

yes please for research

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine
It's really amazing that Disney seems to be the only company who consistently gets the comic book movies right. No grim dark loving around like Warner Bros. No revisions that don't resemble their source material like Fox. An understandable order of events and action scenes with proper context. Disney Buying Marvel was their best deal ever.

Everyone else's comic book movies look like hot garbage on a poo poo sandwich

icantfindaname
Jul 1, 2008


i wish the sjw crowd would start actually guillotining people with problematic, ideologically incorrect opinions instead of whining about it on twitter. i could get behind that. we're historically due for some red terror. but whining about it on twitter is kind of just annoying

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

The Taint Reaper posted:

No dads are allowed when it comes to Superheroes, just look at Batman.

cyclops has a rad son

dumbass

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

I'm Joss Whedon and I write great woman characters and understand women and stuff

*makes a character barren because thats a woman thing*

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Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

I like how they make her sterility a big dramatic point in her character development, and then later in the movie introduce a machine that can 3D print brand new working ovaries for her anytime.

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