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Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.
yet lesbians are always gross looking?

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Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
Most openly gay men I've met are always fat with coke bottle glasses.

And they are on the prowl for cute straight guys.

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

Wicker Man posted:

Most openly gay men I've met are always fat with coke bottle glasses.

And they are on the prowl for cute straight guys.

this sounds like the opposite of the gay men I have met!!

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

because you're into guys?

I mean, come on.

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

Is Three Olives hot? I bet not.

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Motherfucker posted:

this sounds like the opposite of the gay men I have met!!

No, no. Most gay guys are normal and ordinary. your own sexual arousal will bump up any guy who you perceive as gay up a couple notches.

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

Do It Once Right posted:

No, no. Most gay guys are normal and ordinary. your own sexual arousal will bump up any guy who you perceive as gay up a couple notches.

pls don't kinkshame

son gay. so what
Mar 13, 2011

Grem posted:

Is Three Olives hot? I bet not.

That's the AIDS fault

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Gay dudes in Portland are all into the lumberjack look.

Its really sad, because a lot of these guys would be so f'ing hot if they would just shave their stupid hipster beards.

Lesbians are either super cute or man'tacular. There is no middle it seems for the beaver buddies.

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Motherfucker posted:

pls don't kinkshame

I ain't shaming, I'm acknowledging and celebrating.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Because they have to satisfy a male sexual set of metrics? :v:

Robbie Fowler
May 31, 2011
early 2000's portia de rossi was pretty hot OP

lordoftheT
Feb 2, 2015

Check out this cool dog!
You might be gay OP but that's okay.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

How am I supposed to come to a conclusion if no one is posting pics?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Picnic Princess posted:

How am I supposed to come to a conclusion if no one is posting pics?

Mustache ride?
\

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

VendaGoat posted:

Mustache ride?
\


If that's what gay is today consider me a gay man trapped in a womans body.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Picnic Princess posted:

If that's what gay is today consider me a gay man trapped in a womans body.

He likes crafts, working with his hands, old obscure music, the company of men and is emotionally repressed.

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

gay dudes are so gay



whoa haha tripped myself out there

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

how come nobody fetishizes FTMs

wanna corner that market till my rolodex be full of New Age first names

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
something something flaming

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
nailed it

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
It's genetic,

Cocksmith
Dec 28, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Lawrence Gilchrist posted:

how come nobody fetishizes FTMs

because theres like 3 of them

not an endorsement
Mar 14, 2008


Personally, I think it's problematic that a sitting Senator has a racial slur for a last name.



Lawrence Gilchrist posted:

how come nobody fetishizes FTMs

wanna corner that market till my rolodex be full of New Age first names

Sir John Feelgood
Nov 18, 2009

I want to crack a joke about this, but my mind is so damned philosophical that now you've got me thinking about it for real.

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

I'm really curious as to what age that the people with successful transitions like this one begin the process. It seems like doing it while you are a teen or when your body still hasn't fully developed would give one the best results.

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
caring about your appearance and taking care of yourself is the secret, op

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

VendaGoat posted:

Because they have to satisfy a male sexual set of metrics? :v:

So you're saying fat and evil smelling is actually attractive by lesbian metrics?


dang

eSports Chaebol
Feb 22, 2005

Yeah, actually, gamers in the house forever,
obv men are more shallow and care about their mate being attractive than women so it's not actually a gay thing at all it just works out that way

Simstim
Mar 16, 2005

You just gave me a great idea buddy.
women are psychic vampires and when men are no longer chained to them their true adonis selves are able to blossom to the surface

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Motherfucker posted:

So you're saying fat and evil smelling is actually attractive by lesbian metrics?


dang

Ever been smelled a Phish Concert? :v:

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

VendaGoat posted:

Because they have to satisfy a male sexual set of metrics? :v:
Ding Ding Ding!

Women get with the program already

soy
Jul 7, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
must be hot to get all the dicccksssss

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide

what is the point tho

still ain't got no dick

-Misfit-
Apr 20, 2005

I come in the name of Jesus Christ by the power of the holy spirit Bitch!

Simstim posted:

women are psychic vampires and when men are no longer chained to them their true adonis selves are able to blossom to the surface

you might be on to something

aioli is just mayo
Aug 14, 2003

He has only forbidden to you dead animals, blood, the flesh of swine, and that which has been dedicated to other than Allah . But whoever is forced by necessity, neither desiring it nor transgressing its limit, there is no sin upon him. Indeed, Allah is Forgiving and Merciful
Real talk after being around some in Chicago I got really good at picking out FTMs even with beards and poo poo, imagine my surprise in my small town as I drank bespoke coffee looking out the window to see one strolling down the street

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?

Grem posted:

Is Three Olives hot? I bet not.

I'd do me.

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

You're average, its a shame we know what lurks behind that generic potato face.

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW

lmfao

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Jun 5, 2010




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