I had lunch with her and my dad this weekend. At one point, she took a picture of me and my dad. I saw the picture on facebook later. My mom had captioned it "lunch with my two favorite men!" I commented "well with a face like that certainly no one else is going to call me their favorite man." She replied, "now that's not true" and I replied "oh yeah? remind me, how many girlfriends have I had?" Then she defriended me and now she won't speak to me at all. Just shows what a loser I am...
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# ? May 6, 2015 18:24 |
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 06:31 |
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i cucked your dad lol hi son
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# ? May 6, 2015 18:25 |
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She can't speak from my massive cock hurting her jaw
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# ? May 6, 2015 18:26 |
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Nooner posted:i cucked your dad lol hi son Oh man were you the guy I ran a train on her with??
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# ? May 6, 2015 18:26 |
lol
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# ? May 6, 2015 18:26 |
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i also cucked your mom she watched while me and Big Bear (your dads pet name) hosed like savage animals
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# ? May 6, 2015 18:27 |
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get some self confidence you bitch hellfucker
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# ? May 6, 2015 18:28 |
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you sound like a dipshit OP
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# ? May 6, 2015 18:28 |
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Sorry to hear about your troubles OP.
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# ? May 6, 2015 18:28 |
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defriendzoned by mom
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# ? May 6, 2015 18:29 |
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It turns out youre an actual bastard OP. No i didnt get your mom pregnant, me and your dad just decided to gay adopt you and make your mother raise you as my child., she gets off on it.
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# ? May 6, 2015 18:29 |
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Have you tried 2d?
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# ? May 6, 2015 18:30 |
Slipknot Hoagie posted:Have you tried 2d? Currently trying to date Cortana. If anyone has tips, please let me know.
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# ? May 6, 2015 18:32 |
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eternalname posted:Currently trying to date Cortana. If anyone has tips, please let me know. Get ripped as gently caress.
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# ? May 6, 2015 18:33 |
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just gently caress and get it over with
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# ? May 6, 2015 18:34 |
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eternalname posted:Currently trying to date Cortana. If anyone has tips, please let me know. lmao scrub idiot has a windows phone too? your dad was right you are "the king beta bitchboi"
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# ? May 6, 2015 18:36 |
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Did you maybe consider killing yourself?
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# ? May 6, 2015 18:38 |
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Moms are useless. Get a fuckin job moms.
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# ? May 6, 2015 18:49 |
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My mom wished I would talk to her.
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# ? May 6, 2015 18:51 |
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eternalname posted:I had lunch with her and my dad this weekend. At one point, she took a picture of me and my dad. Why don't you go cry about it
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# ? May 6, 2015 18:52 |
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OP is one of those Hermit Thrush-style Internet nerds that are proud of how lovely they are and love the negative attention. Only solution is to return their water to the tribe.
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# ? May 6, 2015 18:52 |
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You make a lot of threads about women who have wronged you. Even as a joke it's sort of weird.
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# ? May 6, 2015 18:52 |
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psyopmonkey posted:Moms are useless. lmao at mums who are like "BEING A MOTHER IS A FULL TIME JOB" yeah a full time job with no boss, and you can sort of just slack off whenever you feel like it gently caress off mommas
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# ? May 6, 2015 18:53 |
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*sits on floor with toddler watching kids shows* *does a bit of house work* FULL TIME JOB!
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# ? May 6, 2015 18:54 |
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Moola posted:*sits on floor with toddler watching kids shows* To be fair getting the poo poo banged out of her while you're at school is exhausting
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# ? May 6, 2015 18:56 |
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moms are tough!!!!
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# ? May 6, 2015 18:57 |
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son gay. so what posted:To be fair getting the poo poo banged out of her while you're at school is exhausting d... daddy??
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# ? May 6, 2015 18:58 |
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I've taken shits with more plot development than this thread 2/5
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# ? May 6, 2015 18:59 |
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Neither of my grandmas speak to me now.
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# ? May 6, 2015 23:04 |
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Dubious posted:get some self confidence you bitch hellfucker
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# ? May 6, 2015 23:05 |
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Mom Silent, so what?
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# ? May 6, 2015 23:14 |
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kind of a dick thing to say imo! just take the drat compliment, they're not always easy to come by!
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# ? May 6, 2015 23:18 |
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ill be your new mom op
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# ? May 6, 2015 23:19 |
what I like about sa is that the first thing I thought of when I saw the OP is "did he find that pathetic post somewhere or did he fakepost it" but since he is a goon it is entirely possible that this really happened , but I will never know
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# ? May 6, 2015 23:26 |
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post a pic and we will be honest
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# ? May 6, 2015 23:36 |
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son gay is dad out of jail yet
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# ? May 6, 2015 23:42 |
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rape her
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# ? May 6, 2015 23:48 |
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OP the reason your mom disowned you is because you are what they call a "Negative Nancy". Now the negative part might seem like the big deal here, but it's been a long time coming because of the Nancy part.
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# ? May 7, 2015 00:04 |
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LOL you tried to have a pity party with your mom you loser
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# ? May 7, 2015 00:05 |
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 06:31 |
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:defriendzoned by mom
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