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eternalname
Nov 25, 2014

I have a strange feeling...that people are having sex...and it's not with me
I had lunch with her and my dad this weekend. At one point, she took a picture of me and my dad.

I saw the picture on facebook later. My mom had captioned it "lunch with my two favorite men!"

I commented "well with a face like that certainly no one else is going to call me their favorite man."

She replied, "now that's not true" and I replied "oh yeah? remind me, how many girlfriends have I had?"

Then she defriended me and now she won't speak to me at all. Just shows what a loser I am...

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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
i cucked your dad lol hi son

son gay. so what
Mar 13, 2011
She can't speak from my massive cock hurting her jaw

son gay. so what
Mar 13, 2011

Nooner posted:

i cucked your dad lol hi son

Oh man were you the guy I ran a train on her with??

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
lol

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
i also cucked your mom she watched while me and Big Bear (your dads pet name) hosed like savage animals

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy
get some self confidence you bitch hellfucker

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
you sound like a dipshit OP :)

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Sorry to hear about your troubles OP.

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

defriendzoned by mom

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
It turns out youre an actual bastard OP. No i didnt get your mom pregnant, me and your dad just decided to gay adopt you and make your mother raise you as my child., she gets off on it.

fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot
Have you tried 2d?

eternalname
Nov 25, 2014

I have a strange feeling...that people are having sex...and it's not with me

Slipknot Hoagie posted:

Have you tried 2d?

Currently trying to date Cortana. If anyone has tips, please let me know.

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

eternalname posted:

Currently trying to date Cortana. If anyone has tips, please let me know.

Get ripped as gently caress.

-Misfit-
Apr 20, 2005

I come in the name of Jesus Christ by the power of the holy spirit Bitch!
just gently caress and get it over with

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

eternalname posted:

Currently trying to date Cortana. If anyone has tips, please let me know.

lmao scrub idiot has a windows phone too? your dad was right you are "the king beta bitchboi"

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

Did you maybe consider killing yourself?

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Moms are useless.

Get a fuckin job moms.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
My mom wished I would talk to her.

Manifest
Jul 7, 2007

HELLO THERE I COME FROM THE FUTURE

eternalname posted:

I had lunch with her and my dad this weekend. At one point, she took a picture of me and my dad.

I saw the picture on facebook later. My mom had captioned it "lunch with my two favorite men!"

I commented "well with a face like that certainly no one else is going to call me their favorite man."

She replied, "now that's not true" and I replied "oh yeah? remind me, how many girlfriends have I had?"

Then she defriended me and now she won't speak to me at all. Just shows what a loser I am...

Why don't you go cry about it

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014
OP is one of those Hermit Thrush-style Internet nerds that are proud of how lovely they are and love the negative attention. Only solution is to return their water to the tribe.

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
You make a lot of threads about women who have wronged you. Even as a joke it's sort of weird.

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

psyopmonkey posted:

Moms are useless.

Get a fuckin job moms.

lmao at mums who are like "BEING A MOTHER IS A FULL TIME JOB"

yeah a full time job with no boss, and you can sort of just slack off whenever you feel like it

gently caress off mommas

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
*sits on floor with toddler watching kids shows*

*does a bit of house work*

FULL TIME JOB!

son gay. so what
Mar 13, 2011

Moola posted:

*sits on floor with toddler watching kids shows*

*does a bit of house work*

FULL TIME JOB!

To be fair getting the poo poo banged out of her while you're at school is exhausting

Al Nipper
May 7, 2008

by XyloJW
moms are tough!!!!

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

son gay. so what posted:

To be fair getting the poo poo banged out of her while you're at school is exhausting

d... daddy??

Deadbeat Poetry
Mar 6, 2004

Sorry if my costume scared you
I've taken shits with more plot development than this thread

2/5

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.
Neither of my grandmas speak to me now.

the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Dubious posted:

get some self confidence you bitch hellfucker

Spandex Bonerlord
Sep 30, 2014

Mom Silent, so what?

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
kind of a dick thing to say imo! just take the drat compliment, they're not always easy to come by!

whatis
Jun 6, 2012
ill be your new mom op

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

what I like about sa is that the first thing I thought of when I saw the OP is "did he find that pathetic post somewhere or did he fakepost it"

but since he is a goon it is entirely possible that this really happened , but I will never know

Coldstone Cream-my-pants
Jun 21, 2007
post a pic and we will be honest

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006
son gay is dad out of jail yet

Robbie Fowler
May 31, 2011
rape her

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

OP the reason your mom disowned you is because you are what they call a "Negative Nancy". Now the negative part might seem like the big deal here, but it's been a long time coming because of the Nancy part.

Abisteen
Sep 30, 2005

Oh my God what the fuck am I?
LOL you tried to have a pity party with your mom you loser

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Jimbo Jaggins
Jul 19, 2013

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

defriendzoned by mom

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