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eternalname
Nov 25, 2014

I have a strange feeling...that people are having sex...and it's not with me
Regardless of couple status. In other words, my gf might end up sleeping in the same bed as another dude on the trip while I sleep on the couch. And she seems totally ok with this wtf

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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
u gonna get cucked bitch

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy
there s a meme for this i hear but i dont dare speak it

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax
She's trying to see if you get easily jealous or not, which might bring to light your feelings of inferiority or other mental problems you may have

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010

eternalname posted:

Regardless of couple status. In other words, my gf might end up sleeping in the same bed as another dude on the trip while I sleep on the couch. And she seems totally ok with this wtf

Sounds like a swingers trip to me OP. Just another man pumping his genes into your girl. No big deal

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
um what lol

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014
OP wants to get cucked so he can cry about it on the forum.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
your gf is probably ugly so doing you a favor

JiimyPopAli
Oct 5, 2009
OK, I'm game. Do I PM you my contact info so I can get in on this?

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
wah wah wah, your gf might end up boning some guy who is better than you in every way. look on the bright side- if you get lucky with your draw it could be you boning some guy who is better than you in every way.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
oh geez i guess i have to sleep in the same bed as ben, sorry op you got the couch.

you know, soft-finger ben, the man who's never done a day of hard labor in his life?

i guess we'll just have to make do sweetums.

Flocons de Jambon
Apr 11, 2015
Your gf is going to be drawing lots of sperm out of some dudes balls lol.

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

either your friends are really retarded, or your gf and some dude are concocting a scheme to gently caress right under your nose op

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe
You don't have a gf, quit trying to brag

Yaos
Feb 22, 2003

She is a cat of significant gravy.
Does she like it when you rub up and down on her slit with your 21 inch boner?

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
why doesn't everyone get tea? doesn't sound fair

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

gnarlyhotep posted:

why doesn't everyone get tea? doesn't sound fair

Tea makes them feel some type of way so it's rationed.

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
the drawing is fixed and its a poorly thought out scheme that your girl and some dude cooked up to sleep in the same bed

CuteJen96
Feb 23, 2015

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 3 years!)

pints of semen in all her holes

Ocean Book
Sep 27, 2010

:yum: - hi
ye shouldnt have post

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:

the drawing is fixed and its a poorly thought out scheme that your girl and some dude cooked up to sleep in the same bed

sounds like they thought it out p well

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme
seems pretty elaborate when they could just meet up one day and gently caress

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
the drawing is fixed so that the op is on the couch and everyone else is on the absolutely enormous bed. also, the couch is on the other side of town behind a dumpster.

The Cubelodyte
Sep 1, 2006

Practicing Hypnolaw since 1990
Grimey Drawer

Serious Frolicking posted:

the drawing is fixed so that the op is on the couch and everyone else is on the absolutely enormous bed. also, the couch is on the other side of town behind a dumpster.

I hate it when that happens.

Bedevere
Jun 24, 2005
Grimey Drawer

Concerned Citizen posted:

seems pretty elaborate when they could just meet up one day and gently caress

Seriously, don't people just do orgies anymore? Why does this have to be so complicated?

Oh wait... they probably don't want to invite the OP.

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ

Darth123123 posted:

sounds like they thought it out p well

well yeah mission accomplished but it's not hard to figure out what's going on

if they didn't care that everyone knew they should just bang in front of OP

Drad_Bert
Jun 26, 2013

by Smythe
owned

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Concerned Citizen posted:

seems pretty elaborate when they could just meet up one day and gently caress

maybe she wants to look OP in the eye while she cucks him

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Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


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