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Drad_Bert
Jun 26, 2013

by Smythe
1 Tobacco: a waste of time by itself but you can break the filter off for when your shooting smack it also helps even you out after a binge

2 Weed: A good drug....if your 15 once you go crack you never go back

3 Coke: nothing better than racking up some fat lines on a saturday night what i like to do is split my coke so if i have a gram i split that into two half-grams and those into quarter grams into eighth grams then teenths you blast each alternating line everystep of the way and you've got a party

4 Crack: hell yeah now were talking forget that kiddy snowcap bullshit but you gotta push the pipe to get your moneys worth about a quarter turn every two seconds and youre a bigger rockstar than gene simmons

5 Booze: good if youre hittin the club. only go top shelf those alky hobo bitches can suck that rotgut out of the gutter for all i care

6 PCP: this is street. the only good thing about weed is giving it some miracle grow and gettin bucket naked. use spice as your base and youre rockin hoodrat style boyee

7 Heroin: some china white is alright but you really wanna put the fire out? mix and match with yay its like that goober poo poo your mom got you when you were a kid two great tastes that taste great together

8 Meth: hohoho poo poo now youre gettin serious man. shoot it sniff it smoke it booty bump it and you cant go wrong plus it puts you in touch with a crew that likes to do some wrong poo poo make some bucks and get it wet at the same time

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a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

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Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Trying to get my Dad off of tobacco is harder than it looks.

roboshit
Apr 4, 2009

Zeluth posted:

Trying to get my Dad off is harder than it looks.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPidiiaovL4

Under the vegetable
Nov 2, 2004

by Smythe

i could've sworn khat is actually pretty dependence forming

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Jimbo Jaggins
Jul 19, 2013

Under the vegetable posted:

i could've sworn khat is actually pretty dependence forming

The chart is bullshit, I've read the paper that its from.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
So, who subscribes to the gateway drug theory?

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

VendaGoat posted:

So, who subscribes to the gateway drug theory?

cops

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax

Under the vegetable posted:

i could've sworn khat is actually pretty dependence forming

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

So, experts? :v:

Under the vegetable
Nov 2, 2004

by Smythe

lmfao

Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com

Jimbo Jaggins posted:

The chart is bullshit, I've read the paper that its from.

Yeah, opiates are actually really safe and not physically harming at all if you just take the correct dose. The problem is all these thug drug deals cut heroin with all kinds of other bullshit.

roboshit
Apr 4, 2009

Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:

Yeah, opiates are actually really safe and not physically harming at all if you just take the correct dose. The problem is all these thug drug deals cut heroin with all kinds of other bullshit.

anyone who lists heroin as being way worse than alcohol is lol as hell

Dandywalken
Feb 11, 2014

Coke owns :)

Gay Fry
Apr 27, 2014
i have never successfully used a cigarette filter for heroin. never. have tried it like twice, and 3 times after for kicks. NEVER worked. cotton on the other hand..

*melts into the chair*

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
I dont do any drugs.

Especially not marywanna.

That stuff is horrible and will turn you into a woman with big pot tits.

:ohdear:

down n out
Sep 16, 2008

Nap Ghost
I am 100% sober all the time and on a $5 budget. What can you recommend me?

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

down n out posted:

I am 100% sober all the time and on a $5 budget. What can you recommend me?

Snort nutmeg.

Gay Fry
Apr 27, 2014

down n out posted:

I am 100% sober all the time and on a $5 budget. What can you recommend me?

honestly,

http://www.amazon.com/Benzedrex-61023-Nasal-Decongestant-Inhaler/dp/B000X76K04/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1430947690&sr=8-1&keywords=benzedrex

just don't take it and masturbate for 36 hours straight, cause you'll never cum

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

DO NOT DAB ON THAT poo poo!!! Like seriously, someone thought they were going to explode from the inside out.

Drugs are bad, dont do drugs, especially ones that act like amphetamines.

FreshCutFries
Sep 15, 2007

don't mix dabs and amphetamines please. take this from the ex-pothead on ADD meds that had a DVT at 21.

Fishmasher
Apr 22, 2002
you forgot licking toads (and toadettes)

it's legal and nutritious

just do it

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Fishmasher posted:

you forgot licking toads (and toadettes)

it's legal and nutritious

just do it

Dont like the toad.

Skin the toad and grind up its skin into a powder and smoke it.

Like god lord jesus intended.

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop
bananadine is the way to go

NihilismNow
Aug 31, 2003
Kratom is pretty nice and underrated. Get it now before they outlaw it in a few years.

Gay Fry
Apr 27, 2014
Valerian is nice too. very GHB-like (except it gets you to that point where your like "i'm satisfied i don't have to screw my life up any more"

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Hey drug users, how often do you use drugs?

Do you use every day? Do you only use on the weekends?

Whats your drug schedule look like?

Angela Lansburial
Feb 9, 2005
Nothing to see here.
if you do enough drugs you can be a cool dude like this guy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3Yd7M3JNlw

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Drugs make haircuts like this happen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-AF_kiAvkE

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
keep my skillet good n greasy, all the time

son gay. so what
Mar 13, 2011

psyopmonkey posted:

Hey drug users, how often do you use drugs?

Do you use every day? Do you only use on the weekends?

Whats your drug schedule look like?

Smack for breakfast

Crack for lunch

And both for dinne

Jimbo Jaggins
Jul 19, 2013
what are 'dabs' ?

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Jimbo Jaggins posted:

what are 'dabs' ?

thats when you fist bump a white person

Smellbound
Sep 26, 2000
edible gummy bear weed is really good and gets you nicely high

Otto von Ruthless
Oct 1, 2014

psyopmonkey posted:

I dont do any drugs.

Especially not marywanna.

That stuff is horrible and will turn you into a woman with big pot tits.

:ohdear:

never gonna get tired of you posting some variation of this every single time someone mentions a drug on gbs dude

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Jimbo Jaggins posted:

what are 'dabs' ?

You take QWISO or BHO hash and use soldering iron to smoke it.

Its concentrated THC.

Its a great way to cough a shitton and lose an hour or so.

I do not do any drugs.

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psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Otto von Ruthless posted:

never gonna get tired of you posting some variation of this every single time someone mentions a drug on gbs dude

I seriously do not do any drugs.

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