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Just thinking hypothetically here, I'm not seriously considering sex with my clone.
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# ? May 6, 2015 20:36 |
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yeah
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# ? May 6, 2015 20:38 |
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I don't think it's even sex. It's more like masturbation.
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# ? May 6, 2015 20:38 |
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why would my clone have such low standards? are you suggesting i rape them?
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# ? May 6, 2015 20:38 |
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Considering the fact that clones are gestated and born in the normal way, if you started right now, you would have to wait 9 months and then have a newborn identical twin of you. Then you would have to wait 18 years for it to mature to the point where it was legal. Think about how old you would be in almost 19 years. Would your clone want to have sex with you???
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# ? May 6, 2015 20:55 |
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genesplicer posted:Considering the fact that clones are gestated and born in the normal way, if you started right now, you would have to wait 9 months and then have a newborn identical twin of you. i know i'd hit it
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# ? May 6, 2015 20:57 |
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Do It Once Right posted:I don't think it's even sex. It's more like masturbation. pretty much this, a completely un-gay way to take a salty load down the throat
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# ? May 6, 2015 20:58 |
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I would kill and eat them and be twice the man I was.
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# ? May 6, 2015 20:58 |
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Vin BioEthanol posted:pretty much this, a completely un-gay way to take a salty load down the throat Masturbation, but with an A+ cuddle afterward because your clone is your exact height/weight.
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# ? May 6, 2015 21:01 |
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genesplicer posted:Considering the fact that clones are gestated and born in the normal way, if you started right now, you would have to wait 9 months and then have a newborn identical twin of you. what if your clone had accelerated aging like the Jango Fett stormtroopers, would it be okay then?
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# ? May 6, 2015 21:09 |
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am I pitching or catching
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# ? May 6, 2015 21:10 |
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pfff, yeah I wish.
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# ? May 6, 2015 21:15 |
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I'd beat the living poo poo out of me with an aluminum bat and leave me in a ditch to rot somewhere. I'm disappointed no ones done this to the original copy tbqh
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# ? May 6, 2015 21:22 |
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giving my clone a nice and thick facial is not my idea of a fantasy
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# ? May 6, 2015 21:23 |
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Do It Once Right posted:I don't think it's even sex. It's more like masturbation. yeah, this and it would not be gay at all
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# ? May 6, 2015 21:24 |
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I had a dream where I was going for a walk in a field I used to spend hours walking in, but when i reached it I was already there. A clone of me! It ran at me and I choked it to death and plunged my thumbs into my own beautiful blue eyes. When I woke up I had a real rager of an erection.
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# ? May 6, 2015 21:25 |
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Hogge Wild posted:yeah, this If both you and your clone are gay, it's gay. Gay people can masturbate, too.
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# ? May 6, 2015 21:26 |
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Relations would rapidly degenerate into a fight to the death. I despise the idea of a clone of myself.
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# ? May 6, 2015 21:27 |
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Rigel posted:I had a dream where I was going for a walk in a field I used to spend hours walking in, but when i reached it I was already there. A clone of me! It ran at me and I choked it to death and plunged my thumbs into my own beautiful blue eyes. dont stop there
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# ? May 6, 2015 21:27 |
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Go gently caress yourself, OP.
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# ? May 6, 2015 21:31 |
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# ? May 6, 2015 21:37 |
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im not gay
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# ? May 6, 2015 21:37 |
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Thankfully the Government saved us again from ourselves by banning it Edit: YES i would
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# ? May 6, 2015 21:38 |
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i'd cuddle with it because that's what i need right now
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# ? May 6, 2015 21:40 |
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Absolutely not
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# ? May 6, 2015 21:41 |
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I'd do me. I'd do me so hard.
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# ? May 6, 2015 21:52 |
nah, i'd just order my twin at gunpoint to buy me some crack cocaine then tell him to bugger off
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# ? May 6, 2015 21:59 |
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Double Dutch Rudder https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGUuugNEUcU
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# ? May 6, 2015 22:03 |
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Does it have to be the same sex or can we switch genders? How would I know if it was the clone or if I was? Either way yeah I'd sex myself up.
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# ? May 6, 2015 22:10 |
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i would totally keep my other self a secret and do wacky poo poo like - impossible magic tricks like in the presige - get jobs at competing companys and swap over to leak trade secrets - weird people out by bumping into them at opposite ends of town - assassinations and/or sneaking into places to steal things - one could bust the other out of jail somehow - tag team a girl(s), one of us bangs them and the other one hides in the toilet listening to ourself having sex and every however long we hi 5 and swap over
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# ? May 6, 2015 22:22 |
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vug posted:i would totally keep my other self a secret and do wacky poo poo same
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# ? May 6, 2015 22:24 |
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we could win drinking contests by swapping over i guess there would be a lot of hiding in toilets
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# ? May 6, 2015 22:26 |
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Beef Turret posted:Absolutely not
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# ? May 6, 2015 22:26 |
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vug posted:i would totally keep my other self a secret and do wacky poo poo like The downsides of this thinking was illuminated in the documentary multiplicity. Best to just murder those pieces of poo poo before they develop free will and total consciousness.
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# ? May 6, 2015 22:28 |
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we could weird people out by doing a quick change act like where we go out of a room for a second and come back wearing diferent clothes, hairstyle etc and people woudent know wtf REALLY cool thing would be one of me goes to work the other plays video games all day and we alternate vug fucked around with this message at 22:31 on May 6, 2015 |
# ? May 6, 2015 22:29 |
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nah I look gross, can't tap that
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# ? May 6, 2015 22:31 |
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Yeah but I'd be the top 100% of the time
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# ? May 6, 2015 22:31 |
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I feel like my clone would be better used as a collection of spare parts.
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# ? May 6, 2015 22:33 |
well we could take everyones clone on here and have clone wars
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# ? May 6, 2015 22:34 |
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Un chien andalou posted:I'd do me. I'd do me so hard.
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