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Typical Pubbie
May 10, 2011
Just thinking hypothetically here, I'm not seriously considering sex with my clone.

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a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

yeah

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

I don't think it's even sex. It's more like masturbation.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
why would my clone have such low standards? are you suggesting i rape them?

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam
Considering the fact that clones are gestated and born in the normal way, if you started right now, you would have to wait 9 months and then have a newborn identical twin of you.

Then you would have to wait 18 years for it to mature to the point where it was legal. Think about how old you would be in almost 19 years. Would your clone want to have sex with you???

Tashan Dorrsett
Apr 10, 2015

by Deplorable exmarx

genesplicer posted:

Considering the fact that clones are gestated and born in the normal way, if you started right now, you would have to wait 9 months and then have a newborn identical twin of you.

Then you would have to wait 18 years for it to mature to the point where it was legal. Think about how old you would be in almost 19 years. Would your clone want to have sex with you???

i know i'd hit it

Vin BioEthanol
Jan 18, 2002

by Ralp

Do It Once Right posted:

I don't think it's even sex. It's more like masturbation.

pretty much this, a completely un-gay way to take a salty load down the throat

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
I would kill and eat them and be twice the man I was.

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Vin BioEthanol posted:

pretty much this, a completely un-gay way to take a salty load down the throat

Masturbation, but with an A+ cuddle afterward because your clone is your exact height/weight.

GET IN THE ROBOT
Nov 28, 2007

JUST GET IN THE FUCKING ROBOT SHINJI

genesplicer posted:

Considering the fact that clones are gestated and born in the normal way, if you started right now, you would have to wait 9 months and then have a newborn identical twin of you.

Then you would have to wait 18 years for it to mature to the point where it was legal. Think about how old you would be in almost 19 years. Would your clone want to have sex with you???

what if your clone had accelerated aging like the Jango Fett stormtroopers, would it be okay then?

DapperDraculaDeer
Aug 4, 2007

Shut up, Nick! You're not Twilight.
am I pitching or catching

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.
pfff, yeah I wish.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
I'd beat the living poo poo out of me with an aluminum bat and leave me in a ditch to rot somewhere. I'm disappointed no ones done this to the original copy tbqh

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

giving my clone a nice and thick facial is not my idea of a fantasy

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Do It Once Right posted:

I don't think it's even sex. It's more like masturbation.

yeah, this

and it would not be gay at all :sweatdrop:

aioli is just mayo
Aug 14, 2003

He has only forbidden to you dead animals, blood, the flesh of swine, and that which has been dedicated to other than Allah . But whoever is forced by necessity, neither desiring it nor transgressing its limit, there is no sin upon him. Indeed, Allah is Forgiving and Merciful
I had a dream where I was going for a walk in a field I used to spend hours walking in, but when i reached it I was already there. A clone of me! It ran at me and I choked it to death and plunged my thumbs into my own beautiful blue eyes.

When I woke up I had a real rager of an erection.

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Hogge Wild posted:

yeah, this

and it would not be gay at all :sweatdrop:

If both you and your clone are gay, it's gay.
Gay people can masturbate, too.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost
Relations would rapidly degenerate into a fight to the death. I despise the idea of a clone of myself.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Rigel posted:

I had a dream where I was going for a walk in a field I used to spend hours walking in, but when i reached it I was already there. A clone of me! It ran at me and I choked it to death and plunged my thumbs into my own beautiful blue eyes.

When I woke up I had a real rager of an erection.

dont stop there

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
Go gently caress yourself, OP.

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post

texting my ex
Nov 15, 2008

I am no one
I cannot squat
It's in my blood
im not gay

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010
Thankfully the Government saved us again from ourselves by banning it

Edit: YES i would

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
i'd cuddle with it because that's what i need right now

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax
Absolutely not

Un chien andalou
Oct 22, 2008

The pipe is leaking
I'd do me. I'd do me so hard.

Gay Fry
Apr 27, 2014
nah, i'd just order my twin at gunpoint to buy me some crack cocaine then tell him to bugger off

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum
Double Dutch Rudder

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGUuugNEUcU

Blizzy_Cow
Feb 27, 2006
When one burns one's bridges, what a wonderful fire it makes
Does it have to be the same sex or can we switch genders? How would I know if it was the clone or if I was?

Either way yeah I'd sex myself up.

vug
Jan 23, 2015

by Cowcaster
i would totally keep my other self a secret and do wacky poo poo like

- impossible magic tricks like in the presige
- get jobs at competing companys and swap over to leak trade secrets
- weird people out by bumping into them at opposite ends of town
- assassinations and/or sneaking into places to steal things
- one could bust the other out of jail somehow
- tag team a girl(s), one of us bangs them and the other one hides in the toilet listening to ourself having sex and every however long we hi 5 and swap over

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

vug posted:

i would totally keep my other self a secret and do wacky poo poo

same

vug
Jan 23, 2015

by Cowcaster
we could win drinking contests by swapping over
i guess there would be a lot of hiding in toilets

Whoreson Welles
Mar 4, 2015

ON TO THE NEXT PAGE!

Beef Turret posted:

Absolutely not

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

vug posted:

i would totally keep my other self a secret and do wacky poo poo like

- impossible magic tricks like in the presige
- get jobs at competing companys and swap over to leak trade secrets
- weird people out by bumping into them at opposite ends of town
- assassinations and/or sneaking into places to steal things
- one could bust the other out of jail somehow
- tag team a girl(s), one of us bangs them and the other one hides in the toilet listening to ourself having sex and every however long we hi 5 and swap over

The downsides of this thinking was illuminated in the documentary multiplicity. Best to just murder those pieces of poo poo before they develop free will and total consciousness.

vug
Jan 23, 2015

by Cowcaster
we could weird people out by doing a quick change act like where we go out of a room for a second and come back wearing diferent clothes, hairstyle etc and people woudent know wtf

REALLY cool thing would be one of me goes to work the other plays video games all day and we alternate

vug fucked around with this message at 22:31 on May 6, 2015

Lollerich
Mar 25, 2004

The little doctors are back,
they want to play with you!
nah I look gross, can't tap that

son gay. so what
Mar 13, 2011
Yeah but I'd be the top 100% of the time

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
I feel like my clone would be better used as a collection of spare parts.

Gay Fry
Apr 27, 2014
well we could take everyones clone on here and have clone wars

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jlechem
Nov 2, 2011

Fun Shoe

Un chien andalou posted:

I'd do me. I'd do me so hard.

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